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Nice one

This guy no dey rest oo...

Anyway I'm not surprise, because he's the real president, Buhari is just ceremonial.

These guys are desperately trying to see how they'll connect Fayose to the millions flying around..


So they bought his lands for #650m, he must be corrupt to sell his land that amount..

The military visited him, ofcourse he'll tell them what they'll like to hear. If the militants visit him, he'll still tell them to carry-go, that the military cannot stop them.

Investors are buying with hope that things will normalize soon and then their profit will boom. Hope their calculations are right, because if not, it won't be good for some people.

Anyway, that's the difference between the rich and the poor. The rich takes calculated risks, while the poor will stay and observe.

My sister already works in the company, and she's very notorious, so everybody was all coming to see the younger brother of the notorious...

So apparently I was turned to a circus on my first day at work..

Op, just take your time, and no they play this kind play with us oo
Post the main picture joor

You've listed the misunderstandings, now what are the understandings?

izzou:
I thought your moniker portrayed who you may be
I was disappointed
Think before you type
Think

sorry for the disappointment, I'm disappointed too. I will think next time..

The love of kpekus should top the list..

The pastor didn't deny the allegation, he's just saying that it's an old news..

But pastor you try oo, you done reach 20 or 30(he no sure sef) when I'm still struggling with No 6..

Op you no mention Celestial, no let the clap and dance on top your head oo

Without confirming whether the story is true or not, they've started crucifying him..

Crucify him! Crucify him!! Just like the jews.

I see a pattern here, arrest the person, release some stories to the press through some 'source', and then let the court of public opinion do the conviction.

He's the Home affairs Minister for gods sake, and one of the good things at home is drinks.

So drinking is part of his job.

Hmmm, abeg na only dis suit dis guy get, we know it's his breakthrough suit. But he should help the suit too, before it turns to coat of many colours..


As for attention seeker Laura forming instagram celebrity, abeg swerve..

My first experience was sometime last year, I was travelling to Awka from Lagos, it was a smooth journey until we get to Asaba, somewhere around their airport, right in front of us, a bus that just overtook us and was in a high speed started somersaulting, apparently the tyre burst and the driver didn't handle it well.

Half of the occupants of the bus was thrown out of the window, nobody survived the accident.

We tried to help the victims, but it was horrible, we only picked their body parts from different locations and cover them up.


That was a moment I can't forget in a hurry.

I missed a wedding rice once before, even though I can afford that rice one hundred times, but e pain me...


Nothing compares to a wedding jollof rice. I swear..

Thanks for the tips Op, I will follow it to the letters

ThisCouldBeUs:
[size=15pt]Those who have loot our money massively shall not live long to enjoy it. [/size]

how about those that looted moderately?

To born don hungry me... Chai!!

almujeebe:
You will still fail it if you submit empty script
Did last question says submit empty script?

with my name and matric num naa, isn't that equivalent to empty..

Frankly, I would have failed, because I go full book, when I'm supposed to submit an empty script..

Sir, we have seen her, you can as well post her number or email

I'm suspecting that eye

So because the stocks are usually high, they brought two musicians that defines highness in the industry.. Nice move

Hmmm, so apparently, he's not only a liar, he's also a beggar..

I heard his colleagues are protesting in Kaduna

englishmart:
I know. But I don't just know why I enjoy getting into troubles

have your head ever been cracked open before?.. I doubt

Chai..

englishmart:
that's not necessary bro. I make my point before I read.

that will get you into trouble.. It's the other way round

englishmart:
He even got married in his late 40s see as he old for the wedding picture....

With real good money, love becomes 2nd 11 player

try to read before typing poo.. In-between the lines too

Chai,this is lovely, make I do quick go marry..


Love is a beautiful thing

So you have this urge to release some air from your system, but some real poo sneaks out instead..

I was in the company of friends and colleagues from work(ladies and gents alike)all suited up. And i ate some watery beans that morning and so was literally filled with air. I was enjoying myself releasing these cool air(not the smelly type, you know that type that comes from within and gives you a soothing relief when released silently ) while we argued about something(can't remember what). So in the heat of the argument, I got carried away and as I was about to do the usual, that's when it happened, s**t happened, some poo decides to escape it entrapment and landed on my boxer, I PAUSED, looked around and ran like I have seen a ghost, had to go 'boxerless' al through the day after washing up. It wasn't funny.


Care to share yours? How about that type that comes with a noise when you're expecting a silent one .. Lol

Let's have a good laugh!

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