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Politics › Re: Police Fire Tear Gas At Protesters In Cross River (Photos) by smartty68(m): 7:08pm On May 27, 2017

Celcius:
Hmmmm.....
My CRS. How did we even lose serenity and cleanliness?
A fool argued that ~~industrialization~~ comes with dirty street and all what not. And I just had to ask what he knows about the country China.
We have 2 professors as governors, yet no clear blueprint like Donald gave us.
All we see from Ben is top notch display of "Baba Sala’s Alawada Kerikeri bofoonery" that should be left for carnival day alone. 2019 is drawing high, and there is no president for caucus members to obey.

Which one is industrialization again ni huh

Does Calabar look like a commercial city huh

Fastfood, hideouts, malls, etc is what you'll find in Cross River State

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Politics › Re: Police Fire Tear Gas At Protesters In Cross River (Photos) by smartty68(m): 7:05pm On May 27, 2017

AlphaStyles:
since our governor Donald Duke cumut everything just turn upside down

My brother na so we follow see am for here o

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Politics › Re: Police Fire Tear Gas At Protesters In Cross River (Photos) by smartty68(m): 6:59pm On May 27, 2017

godfatherx:
Donald Duke set a wonderful standard of tranquility, serenity & cleanliness in Cross River especially Calabar, ~~Liyel Imoke made some good effort~~, but with Ben Ayade's 2 years in government, Calabar would win the dirtiest streets contest.
Calabar is no longer a safe place, killings & robbery is almost a daily occurrence.

In as much I as I agree with Donald Duke rulership, Liyel Imoke left some dirty linens behind for Ayade ti take over cheesy

Liyel Imoke & Ayade are dirty classmates grin

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Phones › Re: Xaiomi Mi6 Features, Release Date And Prices In Nigeria by smartty68(m): 12:55pm On May 27, 2017

akmath:
600k and above

Nope! Less than 150k their phones ain't expensive and it sure will give you what Samsung would at 400k.

Xiaomi my brand

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Pets › Re: Quality Pedigree South African Boerboels by smartty68(m): 9:46am On May 27, 2017

sportin:
Sheyy mtn dey exhibit xenophobia for naija ni? Why dog go con dey exhibit xenophobia?

Epic reply grin

Anyways, handsome dog you have there, can see the dog wearing silver blings...

Good morning

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Crime › Re: My Wife Derives Pleasure In Beating Me Up – Man Tells Court by smartty68(m): 9:42am On May 27, 2017

Ok. Mr Water Melon

Crime › Re: Nigerian Goat Declared Missing In USA (photo) by smartty68(m): 9:34am On May 27, 2017

The goat has gone on strolling, e dey find oyinbo female goat, moreover the weather cold abi una no follow me see snow for the pisure?

Them for kuku use helicopter find am

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Crime › Re: 2 Nigerian Drug Dealers Caught With Cocaine In Cambodia Jailed For Life by smartty68(m): 9:30am On May 27, 2017

NwaObinkita:
Why has Buhari and APC made the crime level increase...

Guy get your facts right...

Its just like you deliberately committing a crime and then blame it on the devil.

Shebi as them big reach like that them no sabi them left from right huh

Guy abeg shift

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Crime › Re: 2 Nigerian Drug Dealers Caught With Cocaine In Cambodia Jailed For Life by smartty68(m): 9:27am On May 27, 2017

Na them them... Them no dey tire to develop oyinbo man kantry...

The cases of drug trafficking from that part of Nigeria is high

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Pets › Re: Quality Pedigree South African Boerboels by smartty68(m): 9:24am On May 27, 2017

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OP no vex please, but why South Africa ni? Abi you want make the dog come begin practice xenophobia on Naija dogs ni

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Politics › Re: Abacha Summoned Me For Making A Female Chief Judge In Lagos –oyinlola by smartty68(m): 9:17am On May 27, 2017

Dotng:
Behold! The children of Nairaland.

Indeed they are here again cheesy

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Politics › Re: Abacha Summoned Me For Making A Female Chief Judge In Lagos –oyinlola by smartty68(m): 9:08am On May 27, 2017

Omo this news pass movie script walai... Endless scrolling cheesy

OP, do you know what he promised to do for the female if she gives him that thing grin

No be him fault, as him brain relocate to under him leg...

Anyways, I just come to comment what I don't understand sef.

Lemme run off

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Politics › Re: Amosun Commissions $100m Factory(photos) by smartty68(m): 9:03am On May 27, 2017

Sensitive positions for expatriates...
Labour positions for Nigerians

And those peeps on NairaLand wey the write superscript call am CV, labour work don land

Una weh done o

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Education › Re: Driver Loses Control In FUTO, Jumps A Gutter (Photos) by smartty68(m): 9:00am On May 27, 2017

Naija & Eleventh hour 5&6
Naija & Rushing 5&6

Keep believing shiit called Nigerian time. Nonsense

Celebrities › Re: Ese Eriata Fumbles On The Meaning Of B.Sc On International TV (Video) by smartty68(m): 8:57am On May 27, 2017

Our 24 year old baby

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Food › Re: Garri Supply To Akwa Ibom, PH And Bayelsa by smartty68(m): 8:56am On May 27, 2017

Nairasurplus:
I have commenced production in my Garri Factory in Delta State. I wish to supply to any part of the country at a cheaper rate.
For now:
A bag (17 painters )go for N15,000
A bag (20 painters ) go for N17,000

Transport logistics N1,500 to PH
40 bags to PH is N1,000 per bag
08182872016 Whatsapp/Call

OP, please which one is 17 painters ni or abi na 17 geepee tank you mean huh

Sports › Re: Iheanacho Becomes Most Expensive Nigerian Player After Man City Accept £24m Bid by smartty68(m): 8:49am On May 27, 2017

successinlife:
Do you have proofs?it is not good to guess atimes.

Politics › Re: Yahaya Bello In Voter's Card Multiple Registration Scandal by smartty68(m): 8:36am On May 27, 2017

Voters card or no voters card; "Your Vote Doesn't Count"

Every Nigerian politician is a scammer. They always act innocent as long as they don't get caught.

Shikina.....

Just don't know what to type anymore sef

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Politics › Re: Why I Said President Buhari Is Dead – Ex-british Lawmaker, Eric Joyce by smartty68(m): 8:36am On May 27, 2017

Youdondeymad:
The cabals are sitting on a gunpowder.

3

Everyone is just complaining about how his cabals runs the affairs of the Presidency,

One Question;
Is Bubu not a cabal member?

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Politics › Re: Why I Said President Buhari Is Dead – Ex-british Lawmaker, Eric Joyce by smartty68(m): 8:33am On May 27, 2017

Eric Joyce please save yourself the stress of explaining your reasons biko, we Nigerians know the vegetable we voted into power

Somebody who works from UK, is that one a President

Dead on arrival

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Nairaland General › Re: Do You Prefer Listening To The Radio Or Watching Television... Your Opinion. by smartty68(m): 8:30am On May 27, 2017

Me I like fingering my phone cheesy

Politics › Re: Ex-british Lawmaker Eric Joyce Explains Why He Said President Buhari Is Dead by smartty68(m): 8:25am On May 27, 2017

Eric Joyce please save yourself the stress of explaining your reasons biko, we Nigerians know the vegetable we voted into power

Somebody who works from UK, is that one a President huh

Dead on arrival

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Education › Re: JAMB Registrar Trying To Fix What Was Not Broken by smartty68(m): 8:07am On May 27, 2017

ajalawole:
wait ooo. But i though jamb generate for the FG

Of course na. The other side-tips na for their pockets ni

Business › Re: Benue: Dangote Calls For Review Of Taxes, Levies by smartty68(m): 7:50am On May 27, 2017

Emycord:
increment on Dangote alone or on everybody?

Ogar, the increment affects every business owners in Benue

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How To Write The Perfect Career Objective For Your CV Before Sending It by smartty68(m): 7:44am On May 27, 2017

Infact OP, iyam tired already of this CVs making FP already.

You go write CV add all the sweet condiments inside still them go give am to person wey them sabi... I no dey find work again ni

Nepotism & Naija 5&6...

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Education › Re: JAMB Registrar Trying To Fix What Was Not Broken by smartty68(m): 7:42am On May 27, 2017

HRHMcKaydaKing:
space booker sighted!!!

And how is it your business this early morning huh

Education › Re: JAMB Registrar Trying To Fix What Was Not Broken by smartty68(m): 7:35am On May 27, 2017

They ain't generating billions for FG but for their pockets alone.

Or are you going to say the same thing about lecturers who collects money from students to upgrade their results?

Gratification is the other of the day in Naija.

Car Talk › Re: Diesel Engines: Signs And Symptoms Of Bad Or Failing Glow Plugs by smartty68(m): 7:33am On May 27, 2017

Thanks

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Politics › Re: 3 Nigerians Scammers Sentenced To 235 Years In America by smartty68(m): 7:29am On May 27, 2017

Ndukings92:
Afonjas be painting our image black from time immemorial

Including our developers wey the develop overseas with powder cheesy

Politics › Re: 3 Nigerians Scammers Sentenced To 235 Years In America by smartty68(m): 7:19am On May 27, 2017

Good for them...

And there's this diehard NairaLand scammer; David Ojo who changes monikers(YBNR, Nobody, WhoSendU, SafeDavid, bbmpin) upandan for illicit scamming activities on here, no worry you hear, one day monkey go go market e no go return cheesy

Name checkers below me now...

Politics › Re: 2 Years After: Pdp Still Flounders In Self-inflicted Crises by smartty68(m): 7:12am On May 27, 2017

Power in Naija is a personal thing or should I call it a birth right huh

APC fighting PDP vis-à-vis, neglecting the citizens demand for good governance.

The word democracy died decades ago in Naija.

Anyways, some NairaLanders will come and start worshipping this criminals.

Politics › Re: The Problem Of Nigeria By Emir Sanusi .... A Must Read by smartty68(m): 7:04am On May 27, 2017

The piece was too long to go through cheesy

Naija problems is not a difficult thing to spot out
1. We're tribalist
2. Speak different languages
3. Nepotism

Just the 3 major problem I could remember for the now...

Feel free to add yours cheesy

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