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CareerRe: Telcos To Sack Workers In Cost-cutting Move by smartty68(m): 7:17am On May 08, 2017
This is Bubu's health act and now he's going abroad for medicals while he leaves his country in disarray, suffering, hunger, unemployment rates on the increase, underground recruitment/employment of zombies children. While patriotic Nigerians suffers.

Well done!
PoliticsRe: Femi Fani-Kayode Reacts To Buhari's UK Medical Trip by smartty68(m):
Going for another medical checkup in the UK and you feel its normalhuh

What happens to Naija medical centreshuh

O hail thee gullible Nigerians wailers that support Bubu's health kworuption act.

Quote me and receive sense!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (2 - 0) On 7th May 2016 by smartty68(m): 6:09pm On May 07, 2017
I'm beginning to think that the wrong date you used made Man U lost the game and gave Arsenal the win cheesy

Why will you use 7th - May - 2016 instead of 7th - May - 2017 cheesy

Please edit the date so that the match can be replayed again grin

CC: Omooba77
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (2 - 0) On 7th May 2016 by smartty68(m): 5:20pm On May 07, 2017
PhoenixPhil:
What the hell is happening to ManU...
Jose Mourinho now...

PhonesRe: How To Know Which Network One Is Calling by smartty68(m): 4:54pm On May 07, 2017
0701x Airtel Nigeria
07025 Visafone
07026 Visafone
07027 Multi-Links
07028 Starcomms
07029 Starcomms
0703 MTN Nigeria
0704 Visafone
0705 Globacom
0706 MTN Nigeria
0708 Airtel Nigeria
0709 Multi-Links
0802 Airtel Nigeria
0803 MTN Nigeria
0804 Ntel
0805 Globacom
0806 MTN Nigeria
0807 Globacom
0808 Airtel Nigeria
0809 Etisalat Nigeria
0810 MTN Nigeria
0811 Globacom
0812 Airtel Nigeria
0813 MTN Nigeria
0814 MTN Nigeria
0815 Globacom
0816 MTN Nigeria
0817 Etisalat Nigeria
0818 Etisalat Nigeria
0819 Starcomms
0909 Etisalat Nigeria
0908 Etisalat Nigeria
0902 Airtel Nigeria
0903 MTN Nigeria
0905 Globacom
0906 MTN Nigeria
0907 Airtel Nigeria
Music/RadioRe: Who Is The Writer Of This Song? by smartty68(m): 4:48pm On May 07, 2017
soloyes:
I listened to this song in a Nigerian movie very many years ago and can't even remember the title of the movie but really need to get that song but can't even remember the wordings fully. So I will just try to write out the part I can remember and trust someone to remember.

"...you are the one I love
my heart belongs to you
I will follow you to the end
let's meet like to waves
and I promise never to path 2X"

the other stanza is something like
"Living without you is like a punishment
I will hide you from the eyes of the world
let's meet like two waves
and I promise never to path."

thank you
Hmmm! No be small matter! Na Michael Jackson parent song dey sang

Please don't mention
You're welcome
BusinessRe: Which Debit Card Is Acceptable For Facebook Adverts Billing? by smartty68(m): 4:47pm On May 07, 2017
bigtt76:
OK tnx
You're welcome
BusinessRe: Which Debit Card Is Acceptable For Facebook Adverts Billing? by smartty68(m): 4:40pm On May 07, 2017
bigtt76:
Good to know will try it out. Tnx. What of Zenith Bank? Are they back on now?
I don't use Zenith so I can't give you any precise info about that bank. Is use UBA & Access Bank
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Census 2017: REP Your State Of Residence by smartty68(m): 4:37pm On May 07, 2017
Cross River
Nairaland GeneralRe: Direction To Jumia Pick Up Station In Ikeja by smartty68(m): 4:36pm On May 07, 2017
RomanceRe: See The Meaning Of Long Distance Relationship (pics) by smartty68(m): 4:32pm On May 07, 2017
Long distance indeed grin
BusinessRe: Which Debit Card Is Acceptable For Facebook Adverts Billing? by smartty68(m): 4:29pm On May 07, 2017
bigtt76:
Has UBA Naira Master cards started working? sad
Yes! It has never stopped working before Dear. It works from 12AM.

Is what I've being using to buy stuffs online. I just had to open a domiciliary account last month just to breakthrough the $100 limit on Naira MasterCard
RomanceRe: She Told Me I Have To Be A Responsible Person Before She Will Date Me by smartty68(m): 4:26pm On May 07, 2017
LEBEfirstson:
.... can someone not find true love ever again? Who will love me for what I am....
They're still good girls around Bro, be patient and you'll find one. Please avoid desperation.
RomanceRe: Why Do We Kiss? by smartty68(m): 4:22pm On May 07, 2017
TrapQueen77:
Me a guy?? angry

Nawa...i have a phat NUNU sha.. tongue

I dunno if they have halitosis sha..as long my nose wont sniff a bad odor , i think im good..besides i dont talk to them like 1inch apart..akant take it lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Lol @bold
RomanceRe: She Told Me I Have To Be A Responsible Person Before She Will Date Me by smartty68(m): 4:18pm On May 07, 2017
LEBEfirstson:
she is just 24.. she has said something like" as far as I can maintain her, make her be like her friends.. that time, I pretended as if I didn't hear what she said
Guy please let her go... She's just a slay queen
RomanceRe: Why Do We Kiss? by smartty68(m): 4:16pm On May 07, 2017
TrapQueen77:
shocked shocked


Kissing is not for everyone ooo..i cant imagine myself tasting his saliva and sniffing his own breath sha embarassed lipsrsealed
Jesu! Sorry o! I thought you were a guy. Maybe the guys you've been hooking up with have bad breathe. Smoke and drink alot mabye. Lol
RomanceRe: Why Do We Kiss? by smartty68(m): 4:11pm On May 07, 2017
TrapQueen77:
Kissing? cry

It is not in my dictionary..i dont understand the essence of torrid kissing /french kissing . Smh...not for me..Kissing someone is a big turn off..
Eh ehen! So is your type that jumps on girls like you want to start I pass my neighbour generator. grin
I yaf catch you today

RomanceRe: She Told Me I Have To Be A Responsible Person Before She Will Date Me by smartty68(m): 4:05pm On May 07, 2017
LEBEfirstson:
Please fellow N/Lers, I met this girl, I have been trying so hard to make her my girl but what she told me yesterday is very worrisome. She told me that I have to be responsible before she will say yes. I asked her if there's any bad thing I'm doing for her to mention been responsible and she say no that " I SHOULD UNDERSTAND NAU" as she put it.. I'm really a nice person, a Christian and just want to love and be loved. Please folks, what does she really meant by that... make e no be Wetin my mind dey tell me oooo. Please I need advice
She mean say make you pack out of your papa & mama house rent your own apartment.

Na marriage dey hungry her.

Na aunty she be?
She don pass tarty-tiri years?
BusinessRe: Which Debit Card Is Acceptable For Facebook Adverts Billing? by smartty68(m): 4:02pm On May 07, 2017
Eggcelent:
Please, Anyone With Up-To-Date Information On Which Naira Debit (ATM) Card Is Acceptable By Facebook For Advert Billing?

I Need Information On Adverts Billing In Naira As Well As Dollars.

I Will Appreciate Name Of Banks & The Card Type; MasterCard Or Visa.

Thanks.
UBA Naira MasterCard is way cheaper as they charge #310 to #320/$. While GTB charges #375/$ which is way too high
PoliticsRe: Give Women Chance In Politics To Change Nigeria For Better – Sen. Bruce by smartty68(m): 3:58pm On May 07, 2017
Blue3k2:
Females do any of you support this type of legislation? Do you want quote system for positions? Why don't women vote other woman.
Lol! They're everly ready grin

They want we men to the tie wrapper, feed pikin, wash their cloths grin
PoliticsRe: Give Women Chance In Politics To Change Nigeria For Better – Sen. Bruce by smartty68(m): 3:45pm On May 07, 2017
Ogar Bruce you for kukuma tell us say you want make Naija turn into baby mamas factory.

This is really clueless.

Our women way of reasoning is far far way backward. UK, Germany & France are sane climes.

In Naija women go as far as sleeping with political godfathers to acquire political powers.

Hope this guy isn't a women wrapper? shocked

PoliticsRe: Pictures Of Ikote Ekpene Road Aba, Another FG Road Governo Ikpeazu Is Rebuilding by smartty68(m): 3:08pm On May 07, 2017
Good job. Meanwhile, governor Ayade the project completer by mouth should learn from this. Until now the super highway he promised the people of Cross River has not be started.
PhonesRe: 13 Things You Need To Know About The Tecno L9plus by smartty68(m): 2:02pm On May 07, 2017
lawrykings:
. am currently using L5 and I have not regretted my money ever since, Tecno seem to be meeting needs of the people, its absolutely the best phone I will recommend for anyone in Nigeria as regard our epileptic power. the battery na die.

please anyone with a good idea of the price for L9 in market? thanks!
55k to 60k plus
PhonesRe: 13 Things You Need To Know About The Tecno L9plus by smartty68(m): 8:38am On May 07, 2017
beardlessdude:
What nonsense. You call this a phone in 2017?
1. 40 seconds to boot, is dat one fast boot? angry
2. Thank God you know the display is not good.
3.
4. I have suffered. My dear, fast charge is when you go from 0-60% in 30 minutes not 2 hours for phone to full.

5. You didn't mention battery capacity. And remember a 5000mah battery doesn't mean it's strong.
6. Tcheww.
7. You mean speakers that can make one deaf instantly?
8. Tecno phones can hang for africa, so stop that multitasking BS
9. Warmer than the sun
10. Talking about camera, get a SONY phone.
11. What do you expect from tecno?
12. Please don't mention tecno in the same line with iPhone and xiaomi
13. So?
Calm down, even though I totally agree with you @bold, but lets try and give Tecno some credits Bro. They've really tried for Africa. Most of us won't be having Android devices today if not for Tecno, left for Samsung & Co that build their devices only for the rich.

Bravo Tecno
PhonesRe: 13 Things You Need To Know About The Tecno L9plus by smartty68(m): 8:34am On May 07, 2017
eitsei:
how can I do it on w3?
1. Launch Settings
2. Wireless & Networks
3. Data Usage
4. Hit the 3 dotted parallel lines top right hand
5. Check the box (Restrict Background Data)
5. Viola
PhonesRe: 13 Things You Need To Know About The Tecno L9plus by smartty68(m): 8:29am On May 07, 2017
Why the phone no get 4G LTE network na huh

Can I buy the 4G LTE network separately and install on the device huh

#Don'tTakeMeSerious
BusinessRe: What Is The Cost Of Registering Trademarks In Nigeria? by smartty68(m):
edoman2016:
Please, I will like to know how much it will cost to register a trademark for my brand name. I just want to set up a business and I need to trademark the name. The problem is that I only have 25,000 naira with me and I don't know if it will be enough to do it.

If you have experience with trademark registration in Nigeria, kindly advice me on how to go about it.
Also go through this thread you might find something useful
https://www.nairaland.com/121/trademark-registration-nigeria
BusinessRe: What Is The Cost Of Registering Trademarks In Nigeria? by smartty68(m): 8:02am On May 07, 2017
sleeknick:
It's free... Just carry ur razor blade to ur village native doctor... They will mark you for free

Christianity EtcRe: Rccg Sunday School Manual, Sunday 7th May,2017 by smartty68(m): 7:55am On May 07, 2017
femoint007:
*RCCG SUNDAY SCHOOL MANUAL*
LESSON THIRTY-SIX
SUNDAY, 7TH MAY 2017
*TOPIC: MARITAL PREREQUISITES*
*MEMORY VERSE:*
"House and riches are the inheritance of fathers: and a
prudent wife is from the Lord." - Proverbs 19:14
*BIBLE PASSAGE:*
Genesis 24:1-21
*INTRODUCTION:*
Marriage is the legal relationship between a husband and
wife that lasts for a life time. The steps taken before going
into this journey are very important to prevent pitfall
(Genesis 2:21-22). You do not have to rely on vague hunches
and weird rituals to know who to marry. This lesson shall
teach us the basic requirements for marriage.
*LESSON OUTLINES*
1. The relationship with God first
2. Godly counsel for marriage
*THE RELATIONSHIP WITH GOD FIRST*
Marriage is a creation of God. It all started from Him
(Genesis 2:18). God will only guide His own (Jeremiah 10:23).
He will not play a guessing game with His people. He wants
us to know and do His will and He is actively involved in
revealing it. Therefore, before seeking God's will in
marriage, first have a relationship with Him (Psalm 119:130;
Psalm 119:105).
You must not live your life in fear but in fellowship with God
(2Timothy 1:7). Develop your God's gift and master how God
deals or guides your steps (Psalm 85:cool. Discover your
identity and purpose through a relationship with Jesus
Christ. If you do not have such a relationship, you may find
that of man and woman very difficult. This will reduce stress,
give your life meaning and prepare you for eternity (2Peter
1:3-4).
*GODLY COUNSEL FOR MARRIAGE*
Take heed to the following counsel before jumping into a
marital relationship:
1. God does not want His people to be joined with
unbelievers (2Corinthians 6:14-16; 1Corinthians 6:15-17).
2. God has placed His word in our hands so we could have a
much more objective set of guidelines to follow than
dreams, feelings and impulses. Despite your dreams and
conviction, pray to have scriptural backing (Proverbs 18:22;
Genesis 2:22; Proverbs 19:14).
3. God will work in you to do His will. He will use
circumstances and situations to perfect His will for your life
(Romans 8:28; Philippians 2:13). You must , therefore,
remain sensitive; paying attention to doors He opens and
closes to direct your path.
4. Seek the counsel of elders or spiritual heads in the church
(Proverbs 19:21; 11:14; Romans 15:14).
5. Do not allow passion for sex to influence your decision or
make you despise godly counsel from spiritual heads
(Judges 14:1-3; Proverbs 14:29).
6. The environment you are and the peers will also influence
your choice. Therefore, keep company with believers and
not unbelievers (1Corinthians 15:33; 1Samuel 8:5-6).
7. You must be found working in His will (vineyard) like
Adam, and doing something legitimate to earn an income
(Genesis 2:15-18). Marriage is not for lazy people.
*CONCLUSION:*
Prayer, pure word of God, worship, fellowship and service
for God and right environment are factors that aid our
spiritual sensitivity. Pray for our singles today.
*QUESTIONS*
1. What is the first thing to do in knowing God's will in
marriage?
2. Mention three things you can rely on in knowing God's
will.
The rearrangement looks abit better now
BusinessRe: Samuel Robinson: 18-Year-Old Gets N200Million Funding For Agricultural Business by smartty68(m): 6:50am On May 07, 2017
Congrats
CrimeRe: Nafdac Destroys N105m Fake Products by smartty68(m): 6:44am On May 07, 2017
Hmmm! This developers ain't tired of producing fake stuffs.

Ok. Kwontinu.

Name checkers you're needed here... But I know of two tribes responsible for this development.

PoliticsRe: Should President Buhari Resign? by smartty68(m): 6:37am On May 07, 2017
CC: Lalasticlala, Mynd44 & Ishilove

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