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Crime / Re: Gunmen Trapped Inside Jos Prison After Attacking The Correctional Centre by smartval(m): 9:10pm On Nov 28, 2021
Easy work for the police, na to just give them inmates clothes with watery beans

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Sports / Re: Barcelona Manager, Xavi Puts Up 3 Players For Sale [full List] by smartval(m): 11:52am On Nov 10, 2021
What of dembele that always meet new manager anytime he comes back from hospital.

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Politics / Re: Anambra Election: How Soludo Emerged Winner, Performance Of Other Candidates by smartval(m): 11:48am On Nov 10, 2021
Alexreports after chopping better beatings from maduka thugs for deceiving their boss with online votes grin

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Politics / Re: Anambra Elections: IGP Overhauls Security Landscape Ahead Of Polls by smartval(m): 10:00am On Oct 27, 2021
First pic: INEC official arrival the election ground on the election day.....
Second pic: INEC official after escaping from the CASALA wey burst ���

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Webmasters / Re: Whatsapp Restored by smartval(m): 12:31am On Oct 05, 2021
So Mark hide under WhatsApp to tweet when his apps are down
Health / Re: What Kind Of Disease Is This And What's The Cure Please Help Me by smartval(m): 9:55pm On Sep 24, 2021
Forget oyibo drugs, follow it up traditionally
Family / Re: What Was The Most Foolish Thing You Did When You Were A Kid? by smartval(m): 1:03pm On Feb 23, 2021
Not knocking aunty Amaka our neighbor when i have the chance, that big booty just wasted like that

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Family / Re: My Fiancé Poured Hot Stew On Me After Discovering He Had Low Sperm Count: Lady by smartval(m): 12:56pm On Feb 23, 2021
embarassed
Politics / Re: Hajiya Gambo Sawaba: ‘The Most Jailed Nigerian Female Politician’ by smartval(m): 5:10pm On Feb 20, 2021
the future is now
Politics / Re: Wike To PDP NWC- Allow Us Oversee Anambra Congress And Guber Primary by smartval(m): 9:39pm On Feb 08, 2021
Wike needs to understand that Anambra politics is different from other states, Here there are many factors that determine who carries the day.

the moneybags billionaires
religion
popularity
and so on

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Crime / Re: Okoh Enejor: Kidnapped Benue Businessman Found Dead by smartval(m): 8:57pm On Feb 02, 2021
the dead meat seller won't come and defend his pay master now

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Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Named Best Playmaker Of The Last Decade By IFFHS by smartval(m): 8:03am On Jan 13, 2021
And Ronaldo is the best goal scorer of the last decade

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Politics / Re: Obaseki Certificate Forgery: APC To Appeal Court's Judgement by smartval(m): 7:15pm On Jan 09, 2021
Praxis758:
Who or which party would have be constitutionally declared Edo governorship winner if Godwin Obaseki had loose on the certificate forgery?

Lawyers in the house, please help us out.


Oshomole under APGA coz he's no longer a member of APC

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Education / Re: Don Davis: Deeper Life High School Releases Statement On Molested Student (Video by smartval(m): 10:07pm On Dec 29, 2020
Long overdue
Health / Re: COVID-19: FG Restricts Guests To 50 At Conferences, Weddings, Others by smartval(m): 8:39pm On Dec 21, 2020
for this Christmas

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Leeds - (6 - 2) On 20th December 2020 by smartval(m): 7:09pm On Dec 20, 2020
Godfrey858:
4 -1
umhhh this scores reminds me of something

damn I can't put my finger on it

ahhhh, yes Nigeria last match
4-1 by half time 4-4 by full time.
pls ooo let mumu no go repeat itself
and if doesn't reminds you of Bayern Munich vs Barcelona match 4-1 half time 4-1 second half 8-2 full time

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Politics / Re: EndSARS: We Froze Accounts Of Companies, Not Individuals - Justice John Tsoho by smartval(m): 8:11am On Dec 16, 2020
even the devil go dey always shock for the kind of lies coming out from Nigeria

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Celebrities / Re: Omah Lay And Tems Charged To Court In Uganda For Violating COVID-19 Protocols by smartval(m): 3:39pm On Dec 14, 2020
angry
Politics / Re: Wike: NWC Deepening Cracks In PDP, Not Interested In Winning 2023 by smartval(m): 6:57pm On Dec 11, 2020
party of tax collectors going down the drain

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NYSC / Re: Kano Corper Who Returns A Favour To A Maize Seller, Gets A Call From NYSC DG by smartval(m): 9:27pm On Dec 10, 2020
It pays to be good
Education / Re: Man Gets His PhD At 65 To Fulfill Promise He Made To His Daughter (Photos) by smartval(m): 2:48pm On Dec 07, 2020
Na this kind of competition we want to see not who slay or smoke pass

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Education / Re: ASUU Strike: Nigerian Govt Sets Up New Committee To Renegotiate 2009 Agreements by smartval(m): 7:12am On Dec 03, 2020
Some lazy youths are still waiting for the strike to be called off so they can go back to continue fornication where they stopped, better you go and learn skills or even trade, Nigeria don cast

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Travel / Re: Lady Who Was Extorted By LASTMA Police Gets Her Money Back (Photos) by smartval(m): 4:08pm On Dec 02, 2020
angry
Culture / Re: Funniest Superstition You Were Made To Believe by smartval(m): 3:10pm On Nov 30, 2020
Don't look at the mirror in the night else you will be seeing ghost instead of your reflection

2. Don't call snakes by their name in the night else the snake will appear

3. if you don't throw your teeth on the zinc when it fell off it wont come out again

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Crime / Re: Blord: "EFCC Seized My 3 Cars & Released One" by smartval(m): 11:18am On Nov 28, 2020
end efcc
Politics / Re: German Court Convicts IPOB Members Who Attacked Ekweremadu by smartval(m): 7:40pm On Nov 27, 2020
And they are planning on attacking wike undecided

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Religion / Re: Pastor Goodheart Val Aloysius: If You Have 3 Cars & Your Pastor Is Trekking .... by smartval(m): 8:37pm On Nov 26, 2020
This is just an upcoming pastorprenuer, if he continues like this he will get to the level of Adeboye, Mouka and co.

more grease to your elbow manny

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Crime / Re: Robbers Attack Union Bank In Ondo State by smartval(m): 8:35pm On Nov 26, 2020
we won't accept this report, Ondo state is very peaceful with no criminals.

This is IPOB miscreants terrorizing our community
Politics / Re: Moghalu Remembers His Father Who ‘Never Took Bribe’ In 35 Years Of Civil Service by smartval(m): 8:31pm On Nov 26, 2020
so he expects his father to tell him 'my son, collecting bribe was my hobby those days'

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Health / Re: Nursing Mothers And Kids Forcefully Evicted From Lagos Teaching Hospital (video) by smartval(m): 8:31pm On Nov 26, 2020
Baba God let it not red for us to the extent we are disgraced publicly

poverty na bastard

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Jokes Etc / Re: Commercial Transport Front Seat Meme.. (pics) by smartval(m): 8:25pm On Nov 26, 2020
back seat of the driver side is a bae, nothing like disturbance till the end of the journey

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