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Education / Re: Osun University Student Commits Suicide After Posting Messages On WhatsApp by smartval(m): 7:42am On Nov 26, 2020
1000 ways to die in this country

suicide isn't an option though

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Politics / Re: Salami Panel Recommends Magu's Sack, Submits Report by smartval(m): 3:25pm On Nov 20, 2020
without being told, this is the handwriting of Tanko Muhammad
Crime / Re: Edo Pastor Caught With Female Pants, Laminated Pictures Of Girls In Bayelsa by smartval(m): 8:34pm On Nov 19, 2020
one pata meter makes one Benz meter


Xmas is around the corner, men must get their hands on anything that is four wheel driven

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Celebrities / Re: Doris Akonanya Dances To Davido's Song by smartval(m): 7:35pm On Nov 18, 2020
The babe thick sha



OBO should buy her artificial leg

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Politics / Re: Defection: Ebonyi Senators, Reps Disown Umahi by smartval(m): 7:16pm On Nov 18, 2020
Even the person he will present to Ebonyi people as successor will be rejected

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Sports / Re: Sierra Leone Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifier (0 - 0) On 17th November 2020 by smartval(m): 11:36am On Nov 16, 2020
it will still end in tears

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Donald Trump: I Won The Presidential Election by smartval(m): 7:12am On Nov 16, 2020
Trump now behaving like African politician

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Celebrities / Re: Chinko Ekun Meets Senator Kalu (Photos) by smartval(m): 7:48am On Nov 15, 2020
which kind of useless post is this, how is this supposed to be a news
Politics / Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by smartval(m): 4:40pm On Nov 14, 2020
so these soldiers are still lying

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Politics / Re: Omoyele Sowore: 'Bounty Placed On My Head To Be Arrested Or Murdered' by smartval(m): 11:06pm On Nov 11, 2020
omooba969:

Smartval is not actually smart.
Nairaland professor
Politics / Re: Omoyele Sowore: 'Bounty Placed On My Head To Be Arrested Or Murdered' by smartval(m): 11:05pm On Nov 11, 2020
Dadaboy:

Stop speaking for people you fooool.. that you are stupiid doesnt mean others are like you.

heaven will rejoice the day you decide to have sense, go shave your hairy balls first
Politics / Re: Omoyele Sowore: 'Bounty Placed On My Head To Be Arrested Or Murdered' by smartval(m): 10:19pm On Nov 11, 2020
Nobody is taking this one serious again grin

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Family / Re: Blackson Nwanyanwu & Siblings Accused Of Beating Up Their Brother's Wife (Graphi by smartval(m): 6:46pm On Nov 11, 2020
they should sue his sorry ass
Politics / Re: APC Backs Sanwo-Olu On Abolition Of Pension Payment To Tinubu, Fashola, Others by smartval(m): 10:08pm On Nov 10, 2020
Tinubu won't like this news

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Romance / Re: When Did You Decide That The Relationship Was Over? by smartval(m): 10:07pm On Nov 10, 2020
make money first, that bitch will be royal

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Foreign Affairs / Re: US Election: Pompeo Promises ‘Smooth Transition To Trump’s Second Term’ by smartval(m): 10:04pm On Nov 10, 2020
Trump should come and borrow our chief judge who performs miracles in elections

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Federal Judge Dismisses Trump Request To Stop Counting Philadelphia Ballots by smartval(m): 3:04pm On Nov 06, 2020
Wahala for who thinks Trump will still win this election

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Crime / Re: Clem Ohameze: Robbers Took N650,000 From Me, All My Phones, Destroyed My Car by smartval(m): 5:01pm On Oct 27, 2020
sorry for your loss sir, but moving about with 650k in your pocket, are you running a POS business or you wan cash out your own palliative

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Politics / Re: EndSARS Protest: The Misinformation Circulating Online - BBC by smartval(m): 6:44pm On Oct 23, 2020
western media has started their propaganda again

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Crime / Re: Families Of SARS' Victims: Only Justice, True Reform Will Ease Our Grief by smartval(m): 6:54pm On Oct 18, 2020
End SARS
end police brutality
End senators and reps salaries
reform the police


RESTRUCTURE NIGERIA

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Politics / Re: Police To Raise 1,850 Operatives For SWAT by smartval(m): 10:57am On Oct 17, 2020
this people no dey hear, we don't need SWAT, must you always copy the Americans.

they should reform the police

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Politics / Re: ENDSARS Protest In Awka, Anambra State (Pictures, Video) by smartval(m): 3:45pm On Oct 10, 2020
Even if they don't want to end SARS, they should close that one in Awkuzu. That place has become the dungeon of torture for innocent Nigerians
Crime / Re: How Nigerians Are Scamming Nigerians With Used Luxury Phones - Read And Learn by smartval(m): 10:21am On Oct 09, 2020
The lady that bought an iPhone without receipt what was she thinking

Vagina people and sense are like two parallel lines, they can never meet

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Politics / Re: Debts, Salaries Take 52.6% As FG Budgets N13.08tn For 2021 by smartval(m): 10:01am On Oct 09, 2020
Another borrowing, by the time China will get hold of this country even the rich will be finding it difficult to eat

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Politics / Re: Sirika Accused Of Withholding Staff Salaries To Fulfill Governorship Ambition by smartval(m): 9:56am On Oct 09, 2020
He should have went to the bullion van thief to source for funds instead of holding people's hard earned money
Travel / Re: Accident Along Obosi, Anambra: Four People Feared Dead, Others Injured (Photos) by smartval(m): 9:06pm On Sep 28, 2020
that particular road has taken over 50 lives this year alone
TV/Movies / Re: Laycon Wins Big Brother Naija 2020 (bbnaija) by smartval(m): 8:39pm On Sep 27, 2020
Now the distraction has ended, let's now face our fuel and tariff price hike
Crime / Re: IGP Adamu Reacts To Stripping Of Hotel Staff, Vows To Get Justice For Victims by smartval(m): 8:49am On Sep 26, 2020
They should strip him naked too and drag him through the streets


but why the guy prick dey rise undecided

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Politics / Re: 2023: North Looks Towards Jonathan by smartval(m): 8:46am On Sep 26, 2020
The same north that plotted the removal of Jonathan from office.

Bunch of hypocrites

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Politics / Re: APC Moves To Take Over Power In Abia, Commences LG Tour by smartval(m): 3:20pm On Sep 21, 2020
grin
Politics / Re: Official Results Of Edo Governorship Election 2020 As Announced By INEC by smartval(m): 11:33am On Sep 20, 2020
lalasticlala:
HAPPENING NOW: INEC's Collation Committee announces the official results of the election from all local governments. Party agents are also present at the meeting.

Channels TV covers the exercise.

Official results of the Edo state governorship election

1 Igueben LG (as announced by INEC)

APC - 5199
PDP - 7870

2 Esan North-East (as announced by INEC)

APC - 6,556
PDP - 13,579

3 Esan Central (as announced by INEC)

APC - 6,719
PDP - 10,694

Esan Central (as corrected by the INEC officer)

APC 6,719
PDP 10,794


4 Ikpoba Okha (as announced by INEC)

APC - 18,218
PDP - 41,030

5 Uhunmwonde (as announced by INEC)

APC - 5,972
PDP - 10,022

6 Egor (as announced by INEC)

APC - 10,202
PDP - 27,621

7 Owan East (as announced by INEC)

APC - 19,295
PDP - 14,762

8 Owan West (as announced by INEC)

APC - 11,193
PDP - 11,485

9 Ovia North-East (as announced by INEC)

APC - 9,907
PDP - 16,987

10 Etsako West (as announced by INEC)

APC - 26,140
PDP - 17,959

11 Esan South-East (as announced by INEC)

APC - 9,237
PDP - 10,563

12 Oredo (as announced by INEC)

APC - 18,365
PDP - 43,498

13 Esan West (as announced by INEC)

APC - 7,189
PDP - 17,434

14 Akoko Edo (as announced by INEC)

APC 22,963
PDP 20,101

15 Etsako East (as announced by INEC)

APC :17,011
PDP: 10,668

16 Etsako Central (as announced by INEC)

APC - 8,359
PDP - 7,478


The only way ize-iyamu will win a governorship election is if PDP and APC presents him as their consensus candidate ������

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Politics / Re: Official Results Of Edo Governorship Election 2020 As Announced By INEC by smartval(m): 10:45am On Sep 20, 2020
McAausim:
grin

#Live#

Gandollar.... Having running stomach now

who the Bleep is talking this pictures grin
McAausim:
grin

#Live#

Gandollar.... Having running stomach now

who the Bleep is talking this pictures

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