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Crime / Re: Hushpuppi And Woodberry Extradited To US by smexy(m): 5:08pm On Jul 02, 2020
Andrew13:
It is finished cheesy grin cheesy

De should buy him Gucci prison uniform cheesy

Dem go bleep this guy yansh tire for prison, don't drop the soap o grin
human condoms grin

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Car Talk / Re: Innoson Vehicles Releases New Models Of Vehicle by smexy(m): 1:51pm On Mar 20, 2020
Volkswagen
Ford
Benz
Toyota
I'd rather be patient, make more and go for real thing. There's something about copying that doesn't go with me.

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Health / Re: Julian Peter Has MRKH Syndrome, Born Without A Vagina' by smexy(m): 3:08pm On Mar 15, 2020
Omakraid:
How did she pee all along?
no vagina, not urethra

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Crime / Re: Gracious David West Denies All Murder Charges Against Him by smexy(m): 4:07pm On Feb 28, 2020
TechCapon:
I was in court today during the trial of serial killer Gracious David west and it was quite funny. He said that the confession he made was made at gunpoint and that the signature on the statement was not his signature. However, the judge Justice enebeli gave him a piece of paper to sign his own signature.

He denied that he never lodged in any of those hotels where the girls were murdered. He also claimed that he never met any of those girls who were killed in the hotel. When the prosecution asked him if he would apologize to the public for his actions, he said he has nothing to apologize about because he did not kill anyone. The case was adjourned to 23rd of March.
Taking pictures in the court is not allowed

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Politics / Re: Repentant Terrorists To Enjoy Foreign Education – Senate Bill by smexy(m): 2:05pm On Feb 28, 2020
tsephanyah:
Providing scholarship for them is good option. Let them study hard we might have a president amongst them. From been a Boko Haram member to be a minister or president. They will write books about you.. Good luck
let em study hard you say?
Boko Haram means "western education is a sin"

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Protest Against Buhari’s Government In Canada Over Insecurity, Others by smexy(m): 8:13pm On Feb 27, 2020
FarFromAverage:
Buhari, your neighbor is executing BH, but you choose to rehabilitate them. People are being slaughtered like chicken, and nothing is said or done about that. Herdsmen have the audacity to enter someone's farm and destroy their crops. If these farmers want to defend themselves you stop them from doing so.

You called Igbos who haven't seen AK47 terrorists, but your brothers who go from farm-farm with AK47 and riffles are virgins.

You're too humane to your cows than you are to the lives of Nigerians. BH keep proving you wrong each time your administration says they are degeraded.

They should protest outside the country to secure their lives. They are afraid of their country that doesn't value lives.
Seriously, Nigeria and Nigerians have suffered in this administration.


undecided
It's not the matter of time, but a matter of when before your brain reconfigures.
I can clearly recall PMB being against the president declaring Bokoharam as a terrorist group during GEJ's administration. According to him, granting them amnesty would've been the best move, citing what Yar'adua did to the militants as example.
See, PMB is just executing what to him is expedient. For Nigerians to have voted him into power meant they were okay with his views.
He criticized every darn thing during Goodluck's regime, he was never silent.
So there's nothing surprising about his actions.

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Politics / Re: ‘Repentant’ Boko Haram Members Arrive Maiduguri From Niger In Military Aircraft by smexy(m): 5:16pm On Feb 27, 2020
alsudan:
Boko recruitment form must be the juiciest in town, considering how the dullard rewards these terrorists that have killed, raped and maimed Nigerians.

Buhari is worst than Ebola and Corona Virus put together.
I'm telling you. The sad truth is, PMB made his stance known about this terrorist group during GEJ's regime. Regardless, Nigerians voted him into power.
When the then presidency declared Bokoharam a terrorist group, he condemned it.
His point?
Goodluck ought to have followed in the footsteps of Yar'adua who granted amnesty to the militants.
The militants uproar, I understand.
What exactly is the Boko Haram fighting for?
Education / Re: Which Country In Africa Colonized By The British Speak Correct English? by smexy(m): 8:36am On Dec 20, 2019
lonelydora:


In Africa, Nigeria is the best in English
Not a thing to be proud of, imo

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TV/Movies / Re: Drop Your Favourite Horror/Paranormal Movie Titles Here by smexy(m): 9:35am On Dec 19, 2019
IceColdVeins:
To all my fearless horror movie enthusiasts, as we know all work and no play makes 'Ice' a boring dude. I have worked all through the year and I guess its time to flex as this is December already. As part of my agenda for this holiday, I need movies to see, especially horrifying paranormals. Kindly drop all A-list horror paranormal movies here (both classics and recent).

Mine are:

The conjuring 1,2,3
The nun
Momma
IT
Dark skies

Please drop yours too, I need to have a fun-filled holiday.
hellraiser
Business / Re: Tony Elumelu Shares Christmas Pictures by smexy(m): 10:35am On Dec 14, 2019
ibkayee:
D’awww his socks match the Christmas tree
the tie is much more obvious now. You scrutinized the pic grin
Celebrities / Re: Kanye West And Kim Kardashian Christmas Card 2019 Family Picture by smexy(m): 9:23pm On Dec 13, 2019
I rushed in here to see if this dude finally smiled! He sure didn't disappoint
Education / Re: Pine Crest School, Enugu ‘Wedding’ For Pupils (Photos) by smexy(m): 9:22am On Dec 04, 2019
darfay:
Beautiful pictures of beautiful children I must confess, but hope this is not somehow spiritually binding on the children, I think they went too far with their drama
consummation completes the binding, don't fret!
Sports / Re: C. Ronaldo Grabs His Girlfriend's Butt As They Stepped Out In Style For MTV EMAs by smexy(m): 1:07am On Nov 05, 2019
Alabi69:
That b**ty looks good. Can I have a taste?
Not with a thousand condoms
Crime / Re: Kwara Torture Centre, Sumuratu Mumeen Arabic Centre: 108 Rescued By Police by smexy(m): 8:38pm On Oct 25, 2019
ZaraGift:
Afonjas are really not different from the North
Kwara is north

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Phones / Re: I Don't Know There Is A 45k Phone That Has All The Features Of 75k Phone by smexy(m): 5:12pm On Jul 31, 2019
Yakade:
you are a learner, it goes for 35k on Ali express
how can I shop on Ali express
Religion / Re: White Garment Prophet And His Members Do The Zanku/Legwork Dance In Church by smexy(m): 8:49pm On Apr 17, 2019
grin
Politics / Re: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman by smexy(m): 7:31pm On Feb 25, 2019
Fiyin007:
grin grin grin grin grin
approx 33
Politics / Re: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman by smexy(m): 7:27pm On Feb 25, 2019
finest0007:


My best guess is a large percentage of voters are the easily brainwashed/illiterate ones or people who can't analyse what this government has done or more aptly, failed to do in 4 years. There are very few reasons why someone would vote these guys for an extra tenure.
The wailers are online while those who actually partook in the election are offline. simple!

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Celebrities / Re: Hilarious Photo Of Lady Breastfeeding Her Child While Using The Toilet (photos) by smexy(m): 11:11am On Feb 09, 2019
kinda showy Baby looks too old to be breast fed
Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo Commissions Stadium As Covenant University Clocks 16 by smexy(m): 9:10am On Oct 21, 2018
I wish we could have someone this visionary to be president.

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Career / Re: India's First All-female SWAT Team: The First In The World ? by smexy(m): 8:13pm On Aug 15, 2018
These ones should be allowed to handle the incessant rape cases.
Celebrities / Re: Anthony Bourdain, A CNN Presenter Commits Suicide (photo) by smexy(m): 5:10pm On Jun 08, 2018
Mutemenot:


You are joking. The happiest people in earth are the poor, make good money and see how problems generate
I think the happiest people on earth are those with contentment.

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Romance / Re: Viral Pic Of A Little Boy Sucking Breast Of A Mannequin At The Boutique,reaction by smexy(m): 1:22pm On May 04, 2018
lol.. it looked familiar
Religion / Re: Joyce Meyer Defends Tattoos, Says She Might Get One To Make Religious People Mad by smexy(m): 2:59pm On Mar 30, 2018
urvillagepeoplee:
swear you haven't had premarital sex or done anything the bible also forbids since you live by what the bible says.
But he knows it's a sin. Having tattoos and not admitting it's wrong is another matter.
Religion / Re: Joyce Meyer Defends Tattoos, Says She Might Get One To Make Religious People Mad by smexy(m): 2:49pm On Mar 30, 2018
eleojo23:
Only a few people who have understanding will get the point she is trying to make.
Religious and legalistic people just won't get it.

I would rather be friends with a Christian guy who has tattoos but sincerely loves God and his fellow humans than be friends with a so-called Christian who doesn't have tattoos but whose heart is full of deceit, malice and zero love for his fellow human being.

Joyce and you are getting it wrong. I'm going the back up my point with an excerpt from Dan Brown's "the lost symbol", the author of " the da vinci code ", here it goes,
"The one who called himself Mal'akh pressed the tip of the needle against his shaved head, sighing with pleasure as the sharp tool plunged in and out of his flesh. The soft hum of the electric device was addictive . . . as was the bite of the needle sliding deep into his dermis and depositing its dye.
I am a masterpiece.
The goal of tattooing was never beauty. The goal was change. From the scarified Nubian priests of 2000 B.C., to the tattooed acolytes of the Cybele cult of ancient Rome, to the moko scars of the modern Maori, humans have tattooed themselves as a way of offering up their bodies in partial sacrifice, enduring the physical pain of embellishment and emerging changed beings.
Despite the ominous admonitions of Leviticus 19:28, which forbade the marking of one's flesh, tattoos had become a rite of passage shared by millions of people in the modern age--everyone from clean-cut teenagers to hard-core drug users to suburban housewives.
The act of tattooing one's skin was a transformative declaration of power, an announcement to the world: I am in control of my own flesh. The intoxicating feeling of control derived from physical transformation had addicted millions to flesh-altering practices . . . cosmetic surgery, body piercing, bodybuilding, and steroids . . . even bulimia and transgendering. The human spirit craves mastery over its carnal shell."
People delve into things without knowing how it came about.
To God, the foundation is vital.
John 3:6
"That which is born of the flesh is flesh; and that which is born of the Spirit is spirit"
So, opposing the use of tattoos is not being religious, it's plainly ungodly.

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Crime / Re: Ritualist Plucks Out Eyes Of 7-Year-Old Boy In Borno (Photos) by smexy(m): 10:31pm On Mar 22, 2018
HajimeSaito:
Evil preys on the young and innocent. The Poor boy's misfortune is to have been born poor in the North.
very true, northern Nigerian is the only area ritualists operate.

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Politics / Re: After Seeing This Picture You Will Cry For Northern Nigeria by smexy(m): 5:21pm On Mar 20, 2018
RedeemNigeria:
When these ones grow up, don't you think they will be too hardened and inhumane?


I feel like crying...

This is an imminent disaster
life devoid of love..
sure, they'll be inhumane.
Events / Re: Kenya Tycoon Buried While Sitting In His Car (Photos) by smexy(m): 10:40pm On Jan 10, 2018
planning to drive his way through river Styx, no time to wait for charon
Education / Re: What Course Would You Have Studied Apart From Your Current Course by smexy(m): 11:49pm On Jan 04, 2018
Aeronautic and Astronautic Engr.....
None in mind.

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Health / Re: Disabled Lady Reveals Challenges She Has Faced As She Awaits 2018. by smexy(m): 4:20pm On Dec 30, 2017
NLProblemChild:
I have spent close to a million on bet9ja... And I no win 1 naira.. So which challenge weak pass embarassed
Anyway RIP to the dead.
RIP to whom?

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Celebrities / Re: Obot Etuk Is Now A Pastor, Admonishes Ladies Against Sex Before Marriage by smexy(m): 10:18am On Sep 04, 2017
Evaberry:
hmmmm



What if she's the one insisting on sex before marriage because I know I will insist on sex before marriage to avoid story that touch or super story.

does that mean I'm not the one for him.


Premarital Sex rocks

Stop the hypocrisy
true talk..
it goes both ways...
Education / Re: Some Shocking Modern Day Experiments You Need To Know. by smexy(m): 5:14pm On Jul 26, 2017
Explorers:
Mind-Controlled Rats.





Researchers at the State University of New York have found a way to control rats remotely.

Scientists claim that the animals could be beneficial to us by doing dangerous and difficult jobs.

Rats make good candidates for this experiment because of their small size and range of physical capabilities.

The technology is still in its early stages and can only detect signals up to 460 meters (1,500 ft) away.

Even more disturbing is the fact that a creature can be controlled by a computer.

The researchers controlled the rats by using computers to send electrical signals through the animals’ brains as a way of giving orders to the rats.

If this experiment becomes a stepping-stone for controlling the minds of other animals and quite possibly humans then we all face the threat of having our autonomy taken away by tyrannical leaders and corrupt governments.

This technology could help to create the perfect obedient slaves or citizens.

They would not even desire to escape or rebel and would be duped into doing whatever their masters desire all to get a euphoric electric shock.
heard of mkultra?

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