Romance / Re: 10 Kinds Of Guys That Find It Difficult To Approach/Woo A Lady by smexy(m): 12:13pm On Mar 06, 2016 |
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Romance / Re: 10 Kinds Of Guys That Find It Difficult To Approach/Woo A Lady by smexy(m): 11:58am On Mar 06, 2016 |
politricks: FUCKLY GUYS most of them will conclude that the girl will insult them without even trying. That is how one ugly guy went to toast a pretty but rude girl that even my handsome self usually avoid and i heard the girl saying ''sorry i don't roll with monkeys'' this point still falls under low self-esteem. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Sierra-Leonean Minister Konomany, Backing Her Baby While Working In Office (Pic) by smexy(m): 3:31pm On Mar 03, 2016 |
nairamaverick: I feel this is wrong. She's at work. it is wrong in countries that hold inseparably to bureaucratic principles. |
Crime / Re: Man Beheads Step-Mother In Benue For Ritual (Graphic Photo) by smexy(m): 1:22pm On Mar 03, 2016 |
vipez: but what is Nigeria turning into?
well e dey happen for outside counry self shaa to think you found solace in that is pathetic. |
Crime / Re: Man Beheads Step-Mother In Benue For Ritual (Graphic Photo) by smexy(m): 1:18pm On Mar 03, 2016 |
vipez: but what is Nigeria turning into?
well e dey happen for outside counry self shaa to think you found solace in that is pathetic. |
Crime / Re: Poly Student Loses Left Eye From Robber’s Bullet In Delta (Graphic Pic) by smexy(m): 4:24pm On Mar 01, 2016 |
oh! how disheartening 1 Like |
Travel / Re: How To Scare Nigerians In The US (picture) by smexy(m): 1:01pm On Mar 01, 2016 |
evegran:
If you're actually Nigerian, you must be the most senseless Nigerian ever.
Check Google for all the things Trump says about Nigerians and how he intends to treat Africa if he's ever elected. Do that before you come and vouch for him blindly. if only he intends sending all blacks away, I sure as hell will be in support. whites are Mediocre, without the African Americans. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Guy With No Car At 26 Irresponsible? Some Girls Still Think Like This In 2016? by smexy(m): 3:08pm On Feb 28, 2016 |
Laveda: Sure they do..
But how does not having a car make one irresponsible?
Some girls with their fish brain my guess is, English no do am. |
Romance / Re: Guy With No Car At 26 Irresponsible? Some Girls Still Think Like This In 2016? by smexy(m): 3:06pm On Feb 28, 2016 |
Laveda: Sure they do..
But how does not having a car make one irresponsible?
Some girls with their fish brain my guess is, English no do am. |
Food / Re: The Rat I And My Younger Brother Killed And Ate Today (photos) by smexy(m): 4:12pm On Feb 26, 2016 |
Timijo: una no dey hear world abi. Den say make una no eat rat again, una still dey chop am. If lassa fever come now, una go talk say na one winsh cause am. or na God will |
Science/Technology / Re: My Experience With The Cobra I Killed Yesterday by smexy(m): 6:56pm On Jan 17, 2016 |
tobimillar: Why kill the snake?? The snake left his (not IT'S ) home in the morning and after its morning prayers (praying only for what to eat and to come back home safely) , you killed him (not it). Ask yourself why? The snake was not in your bedroom was it? You fell and the poor innocent snake still strolled away out of pity for your soul, yet you are not satisfied, you sha wanted it dead by all means. Now that you have killed him, hope you are happy we're not whites bro, chillax |
Nairaland / General / Re: There Is No God: A Professor Says; You Have No Brain Sir, Replies A Student. by smexy(m): 11:34am On Jan 11, 2016 |
caywhy: An atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand: ‘You’re a Christian, aren’t you, son?’ ‘Yes sir,’ the student says. ‘So you believe in God?’ ‘Absolutely. ’ ‘Is God good?’ ‘Sure! God’s good.’ ‘Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?’ ‘Yes.’ ‘Are you good or evil?’ ‘The Bible says I’m evil.’ The professor grins knowingly. ‘Aha! The Bible! He considers for a moment. ‘Here’s one for you. Let’s say there’s a sick person over here and you can cure him. You can do it. Would you help him? Would you try?’ ‘Yes sir, I would.’ ‘So you’re good…!’ ‘I wouldn’t say that.’ ‘But why not say that? You’d help a sick and maimed person if you could. Most of us would if we could. But God doesn’t.’ The student does not answer, so the professor continues. ‘He doesn’t, does he? My brother was a Christian who died of cancer, even though he prayed to Jesus to heal him. How is this Jesus good? Can you answer that one?’ The student remains silent. ‘No, you can’t, can you?’ the professor says. He takes a sip of water from a glass on his desk to give the student time to relax ‘Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?’ ‘Er…yes,’ the student says. ‘Is Satan good?’ The student doesn’t hesitate on this one. ‘No.’ ‘Then where does Satan come from?’ The student falters. ‘From God’ ‘That’s right. God made Satan, didn’t he? Tell me, son. Is there evil in this world?’ ‘Yes, sir…’ ‘Evil’s everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything, correct?’ ‘Yes.’ ‘So who created evil?’ The professor continued, ‘If God created everything, then God created evil, since evil exists, and according to the principle that our works define who we are, then God is evil.’ Again, the student has no answer. ‘Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things, do they exist in this world?’ The student squirms on his feet. ‘Yes.’ ‘So who created them?’ The student does not answer again, so the professor repeats his question. ‘Who created them?’ There is still no answer. Suddenly the lecturer breaks away to pace in front of the classroom. The class is mesmerized. ‘Tell me,’ he continues onto another student. ‘Do you believe in Jesus Christ, son?’ The student’s voice betrays him and cracks. ‘Yes, professor, I do.’ The old man stops pacing. ‘Science says you have five senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Have you ever seen Jesus?’ ‘No sir. I’ve never seen Him.’ ‘Then tell us if you’ve ever heard your Jesus?’ ‘No, sir, I have not…’ ‘Have you ever felt your Jesus, tasted your Jesus or smelt your Jesus? Have you ever had any sensory perception of Jesus Christ, or God for that matter?’ ‘No, sir, I’m afraid I haven’t.’ ‘Yet you still believe in him?’ ‘Yes.’ ‘According to the rules of empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your God doesn’t exist… What do you say to that, son?’ ‘Nothing,’ the student replies… ‘I only have my faith.’ ‘Yes, faith,’ the professor repeats. ‘And that is the problem science has with God. There is no evidence… only faith.’ The student stands quietly for a moment, before asking a question of His own. ‘Professor, is there such thing as heat? ’ ‘Yes.’ ‘And is there such a thing as cold?’ ‘Yes, son, there’s cold too.’ ‘No sir, there isn’t.’ The professor turns to face the student, obviously interested. The room suddenly becomes very quiet. The student begins to explain. ‘You can have lots of heat, even more heat, super-heat, mega-heat, unlimited heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat, but we don’t have anything called ‘cold’. We can hit d own to 458 degrees below zero, which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold; otherwise we would be able to go colder than the lowest –458 degrees. Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-458 F) is the total absence of heat. You see, sir, ‘cold’ is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat we can measure in thermal units because heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.’ Silence across the room. A pen drops somewhere in the classroom, sounding like a hammer. ‘What about darkness, professor. Is there such a thing as darkness?’ ‘Yes,’ the professor replies without hesitation… ‘What is night if it isn’t darkness?’ ‘You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is not something; it is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light, but if you have no light constantly you have nothing and it’s called darkness, isn’t it? That’s the meaning we use to define the word. In reality, darkness isn’t. If it were, you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?’ The professor begins to smile at the student in front of him. This will be a good semester. ‘So what point are you making, young man?’ ‘Yes, professor. My point is, your philosophical premise is flawed to start with, and so your conclusion must also be flawed.’ The professor’s face cannot hide his surprise this time. ‘Flawed? Can you explain how?’ ‘You are working on the premise of duality,’ the student explains… ‘You argue that there is life and then there’s death; a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but it has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it.’ ‘Now tell me, professor… Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?’ ‘If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, young man, yes, of course I do.’ ‘Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?’ The professor begins to shake his head, still smiling, as he realizes where the argument is going. A very good semester, indeed. ‘Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you now not a scientist, but a preacher?’ The class is in uproar. The student remains silent until the commotion has subsided. ‘To continue the point you were making earlier to the other student, let me give you an example of what I mean.’ The student looks around the room. ‘Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the professor’s brain?’ The class breaks out into laughter. ‘Is there anyone here who has ever heard the professor’s brain, felt the professor’s brain, touched or smelt the professor’s brain? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, with all due respect, sir.’ ‘So if science says you have no brain, how can we trust your lectures, sir?’ Now the room is silent. The professor just stares at the student, his face unreadable. Finally, after what seems an eternity, the old man answers. ‘I guess you’ll have to take them on faith.’ ‘Now, you accept that there is faith, and, in fact, faith exists with life,’ the student continues. ‘Now, sir, is there such a thing as evil?’ Now uncertain, the professor responds, ‘Of course, there is. We see it every day. It is in the daily example of man’s inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil.’ To this the student replied, ‘Evil does not exist sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God’s love present in his heart. It’s like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light.’ The professor sat down. The student was Albert Einstein. https://www.nairaland.com/259804/conversation-between-atheist-professor-student |
Family / Re: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by smexy(m): 11:08am On Jan 09, 2016 |
Estharfabian: Guys actually care about Being virgins??
Okay...this is weird. dude was a minor, she lured and exploited him. |
Romance / Re: Did I Goof? My Experience With A Lady I Love. by smexy(m): 12:44am On Jan 05, 2016 |
Walesadeyemi: First question: when did you start having gfs Coz most of us experienced this when we were 18/19
Secondly: don't you have male friends that would have advised you against all this silly stuffs that you did or maybe you hid it from them. I probably wouldn't have someone like you as a friend though Coz you would dull me.
Anyways, women are not to be taken serious, they only like proud and mean guys. Bro next time any babe sends you on an errand, tell her to come with you or else you nothing for her except she's your wife. When she starts forming that she doesn't wanna go out when you guys have planned on going out. reply her immediately with "thank God I'm even tired sef". Call her twice, so she wouldn't feel you flashed her and so on
Don't be too clingy and stop acting like a pvssy. No girl wants to date a pvssy. How I wish I know you personally, I for yab you die. Pls start acting like the BOSS. very true, I experienced this from a girl in my SS2, I was 17 I think. |
Celebrities / Re: Alex Ekubo's Gift To Desmond Elliot by smexy(m): 10:35pm On Jan 01, 2016 |
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Poems For Review / Re: A Very Long Night. by smexy(m): 9:18pm On Dec 22, 2015 |
Nice piece. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Phone/Internet Market / Re: It's #jumiablackfriday: Now or Never by smexy(m): 11:46pm On Nov 26, 2015 |
susrite: it's same price.. No discount on hot 2,that's if you can't make the flash sale i attempted downloading the app but to no avail, i will be really glad if you will make the flash sale for me |
Phone/Internet Market / Re: It's #jumiablackfriday: Now or Never by smexy(m): 11:30pm On Nov 26, 2015 |
susrite: follow this link http:///1T8naOs hae man, i will want you to place an order for me... Dats for the infinix hot 2 |
Romance / Re: If It Were You? by smexy(m): 9:04pm On Nov 26, 2015 |
Anyss:
Seriously I dint he was a fellow copper. Although I was older as a copper; batch C While he was batch A
He was very very handsome buh I run from handsome guys they can give one heart attack lols. lol ok, i wouldn't fault him though, last time i checked ladies like guys that 'tell it the way it is.' Especially in that regard. |
Romance / Re: If It Were You? by smexy(m): 8:20pm On Nov 21, 2015 |
Anyss: Most guys out there belive love is sex and there's no love without sex.
Can u believe one guy once told me '' anyss I love you so much pls Give me a chance. Just let me make love to you to prove how much I love you" lol, i'll bet you just made that up.. |
Jokes Etc / Re: See Some Hilarious Nollywood Subtitle (see Photos) by smexy(m): 8:06pm On Nov 21, 2015 |
Jolllyjoy: Hmmmmmmmmm
dunno why am not laughing thought you said they are hilarious. lol... Where did you dump your sense of humor? |
Romance / Re: Where Is Mrsphyno? I hope She Is Okay. by smexy(m): 7:51pm On Nov 21, 2015 |
Lol.. is that your way of getting her attention?? Some guys sha.. |
Romance / Re: Where Is Mrsphyno? I hope She Is Okay. by smexy(m): 7:51pm On Nov 21, 2015 |
Lol.. is that your way of getting her attention?? Some guys sha.. E |
Romance / Re: Where Is Mrsphyno? I hope She Is Okay. by smexy(m): 7:50pm On Nov 21, 2015 |
Lol.. is that your way of getting her attention?? Some guys sha.. |
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy's Crush Peace Hyde Said Yes! (Photo) by smexy(m): 8:19pm On Oct 27, 2015 |
quiinnBee: Finallly! Dat could be us. But how Is that possible when you keep forming hard to get? |
Romance / Re: Six Reasons Why A Virgin May Not Bleed When Deflowered by smexy(m): 10:18am On Sep 21, 2015 |
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Politics / Re: Nigerian Army Engineers Reconstruct Bridge Blown Up By Boko Haram by smexy(m): 10:01pm On Sep 20, 2015 |
Emeskhalifa:
but thier engineers, r dey soldiers too NDA is military University.. |
Romance / Re: Six Reasons Why A Virgin May Not Bleed When Deflowered by smexy(m): 7:20pm On Sep 20, 2015 |
Omotayor123: I have heard of cases where a "suppose virgin" doesn't bleed on her Wedding night. The disappointment the man would fell will be nothing compared to The pain and frustration she would feel afterwards.
op are you scared? |
Religion / Re: Diary Of A Jehovah's Witness by smexy(m): 6:31pm On Sep 20, 2015 |
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Religion / Re: Diary Of A Jehovah's Witness by smexy(m): 5:06pm On Sep 20, 2015 |
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Jokes Etc / Re: Leg Befitting A Nigeria Tribe. I Don't Know by smexy(m): 5:00pm On Sep 20, 2015 |
Well, it depends... What tribe are you? 1 Like 1 Share |
Religion / Re: Diary Of A Jehovah's Witness by smexy(m): 4:48pm On Sep 20, 2015 |
MzNelly:
@bolded: You're doing the same thing you accused him of-attacking a religion contrary to yours.
@purple: His soul looks pretty "at rest" to me. honestly I wouldn't have responded if it was someone else. the bolded simple meant anybody claiming to be Christian, and Is living outside Christ ways is not a Christian. I thought the sentence prior to bolded cleared the ground for the bolded. At purple, Well, it clearly depends on your definition of rest.. |