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Politics / Re: "No Water, No Food" - Soldiers Beg Buhari To Help Them (Video) by smite(m): 9:16pm On Dec 20, 2016
tsdarkside:
btw..since when our african warriors die of water and food..??..

have they forgoting how to dig wells and hunt for food..??..

they want us to import bush men warriors from south africa to teach them how to survive the prarie??..


I went through all the nonsense you kept yapping on this thread....I must say, nigga you dumb as Bleep. you totally embarrassed yourself on a public forum. Allah forbid...you brain dead!

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Travel / Re: Man Parks Wrongly At Abuja Airport & Comes Back To Meet This Crazy Note by smite(m): 5:09pm On Dec 07, 2016
the guy wey write that thing nah mumu.
what if the person who parked the car was a woman?
Health / Re: Chinese Doctor Grows New Ear On Man's Arm To Restore His Hearing(photos) by smite(m): 9:35pm On Nov 11, 2016
ebosie11:
Read more. http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2016/11/doctor-grows-new-ear-on-mans-arm-to.html


seriously, I dey shame for my Nigerian people. we too dey act gullible and ignorant.
Religion wey oyinbo give us don blind us finish.

others were saying cool, or trying to figure out how the doctor managed to perform such delicate operation. imagine that Ayo Afobaje Micheal dey talk rubbish.

so make the man remain dumb because God create us in his image? abi that phone him dey use type rubbish no be science invent am?

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Family / Re: Maternity Photoshoot Of Pregnant Woman, With Her Husband And Children by smite(m): 4:41pm On Oct 11, 2016
Drdreyy:


Nothing? Even when she gets violent at you and wants to hurt you or take your life?

Forget that thing, if a woman misbehaves she deserves to be dealt with/corrected. I don't pamper ladies/women.

Women are very violent nowadays and don't deserve any special treatment.

As for the pregnancy/Tummy, there is nothing special about it, it's part of the curse on all the daughters of eve, as a punishment for disobeying God, believing Satan and tasting the forbidden fruit., that brought sin into the world and all other problems.

I'm not saying women shouldn't be respected, but respect is reciprocal. Any lady/woman that wants me to respect her should also behave herself. All the ladies we have nowadays are too rude, arrogant and disrespectful.

i know some guys known as "women wrapper" will heavily criticize this comment.
Guys that have lost their respect and become fools at the sight of women just because of what they want to get from her


" Forget that thing, if a woman
misbehaves she deserves to be dealt
with/corrected".....what if a man misbehaves, who is suppose to deal with him? abi men too don't misbehave?

" As for the pregnancy/Tummy, there
is nothing special about it, it's part of
the curse on all the daughters of eve,
as a punishment for disobeying God,
believing Satan and tasting the
forbidden fruit., that brought sin into
the world and all other problems"....bro there is a whole lot special about carrying another human for nine months. it's divine and sacred!

as for a ''merciful and loving" God punishing Eve, and cursing generations yet unborn (innocent people) over a f*cking apple....I reserve my comment!
Crime / Re: How Lady I Met In Club Stole My ATM, Withdrew N300,000 (pic) by smite(m): 9:30pm On Oct 03, 2016
amunkita:


Ordinary free sense, u don't have..
To show how backward the family u came from, u never learnt to read before commenting..

with the embolden, ur illiteracy is genetic..

this is so funny!

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Romance / Re: Queen Okafor Flaunts Her Hairy Boobs In New Photos by smite(m): 4:10pm On Sep 16, 2016
rahymat:
its very bad to make fun of pple she didnt create herself nd shes even happy dont know y some nigerians find it amusing to make fun of sumone just because d person has flaws

thank you very much!

this days it's rare to see people think like this.

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Health / Re: Harnaam Kaur, Youngest Female With Beard Shares Inspiring Story by smite(m): 12:38am On Sep 16, 2016
Zedoo:
gays in the house...this is an alternative to that crap you do....


this killed me!
Romance / Re: The Guys I Like Vs The Guys That Like Me (Pictured) by smite(m): 12:13am On Sep 16, 2016
you all should look at that pics closely....both guys look alike....especially their nose.

they could probably be the same guy...one with his beard full, with face cap and why groomed, the other with his beard shaved and looking like he hasn't taken his birth in 3 days.



wetin I dey type self?
Religion / Re: My Six Year Old Half Brother Doesn't Seem To Understand That God Is Real by smite(m): 8:46pm On Sep 04, 2016
CoolUsername:
Watch in this thread: the rare moment where adults discuss how best to indoctrinate an impressionable young child.

they're discussing best ways to indoctrinate and imprison the mind of that smart kid.

that is infringing on his human rights!
Pets / Re: Joachim Iroko In Court For Naming His Dog Buhari (Photos) by smite(m): 10:22am On Aug 23, 2016
Themonster:
[s][/s] shameless hypocrites
I'm loving this guy...you be real Monster!
Finish them all!

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Car Talk / Re: Help! V.I.S Officials Just Meted An Injustice On Me (pics) by smite(m): 11:49am On Aug 19, 2016
ojkalito:
Chaii....blackseptember & searching4love una finish this guy

them give the guy knock out!

Everyday for the disrespectful... one day for the respectful.

I'm waiting patiently for that other guy from Benue...wey him name start with O. one day him go bring him wailing come here.

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Romance / Re: When A Girl Believes She's Too Smart For Anyguy To Hold Down. by smite(m): 3:16pm On Aug 15, 2016
Realhommie:
You again... Lol

We'll, na ur type sef dey easy pass. Make one guy man press ur mumu button you go even loyal pass loya milk. Hehehehehehe

this shi.t cracked me up! damn!

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Politics / Re: Fani-Kayode To Emir Sanusi "Shut Up" For Blaming Jonathan On Palestinian State by smite(m): 11:16pm On Aug 12, 2016
daywatcher:
Isreal Vs Palestines has nothing to do with Africans. In the real scheme of things, neither Isreal or Palestine give a crap about Nigeria. We in Nigera are blinded by religious loyalty

bless you!

We are facing deep shit in this country and some mumu are busy discussing what happens in USA between Trump and Hilary, now it's Israel and Palestine. when we go wake up for this country self?
Romance / Re: Engineer Proposes To His Girlfriend On A Flight Today (Photos) by smite(m): 10:50pm On Aug 12, 2016
soberdrunk:
PLEASE LET US ALL TAKE A MIN TO PRAY FOR THAT SAD MAN BY THE WINDOW IN THE 3rd PICTURE, MAY GOD ADD SOME SUGAR IN HIS LIFE SO HE CAN CELEBRATE WITH OTHERS....... grin grin grin

so no be only me they observant?
woman go don break him heart tire!
Politics / Re: "Bail Is Free" Spotted In Nigeria Police Station by smite(m): 9:44pm On Aug 12, 2016
tafabaloo:
Lolzzzzz ....
Bail is free but you must pay for paper and biro wey dem go take process am .
Stationery dey expensive faa.

you be police officer?
#10,000 and #25,000 they charged my friends are for stationary too?

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Family / Re: Why Is It That Nigerians Abroad Hardly Marry Nigerian Ladies Over There? by smite(m): 2:35pm On Aug 07, 2016
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Family / Re: Why Is It That Nigerians Abroad Hardly Marry Nigerian Ladies Over There? by smite(m): 2:30pm On Aug 07, 2016
FvckeDyoBiTch:
The Nigerians in Maryland are nothing to write home about.

Loud mouthed, foul mouthed, Use feminism to hide their stupidity_ and above all they are not appealing...They are as fake as Lai Mohammed...if not faker

I concur. I got a black American sister over at Baltimore.
she has all those obnoxious traits you listed above. first time she visited Nigeria, she thought all Nigerians were sycophants and wanted me to 'worship' her.
I confronted her, the b*tch said she's an American citizen, I told her am a Nigerian citizen and I'll treat her f*ck-up. she was shocked. fear catch her until she got the f*ck back to Us.
I bet no nigga has ever spoken to her in such a way.

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Romance / Re: Dollars Husband Sprayed On Wife At Their Wedding Reception (photos by smite(m): 2:06pm On Aug 07, 2016
SamuelAnyawu:
Spraying at his own wedding?


Who will take all the cash home?


Just like a Pastor paying tithe in his church cool



Africans cool

my broda, I tire. we get excited and easily swayed my trivial things. we got only few critical thinkers
Politics / Re: Igbo Traders In Kano Protest Killings Of Kinsmen by smite(m): 2:04pm On Aug 04, 2016
olaitoro:

i wu ezi ohia, may justice be deprived from you and your house hood.
though I'm not religious... but I say AMEN to that prayer.
they keep on repeating the same shit until it has become stale.
Sports / Re: Musa Scores Brace: Leicester 2 - 4 Barcelona ( Champions Cup ) Video Highlights by smite(m): 1:20pm On Aug 04, 2016
drnairalov:



I am a leicester fan, he played against oxford, he played against celtic, he also played againt PSG, so that aint his debut

hahaha! see them...''I',m a Leicester fans"

since when? ashewo fans. let hope at the end of this season when you guys return to your usual position #10 you'll remain a Leicester fan.

*I joke, don't take it personal*

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Fashion / Re: Miss Sahhara Bares Boobs At The Club In UK (photos) by smite(m): 4:11pm On Aug 02, 2016
Sexxkillz:


Should he have left his boobs at home?

please pardon me...let me rephrase that sentence

Should SHE have left HIS boobs at home?
Politics / Re: Nigerian Embassy In The US Has No Electricity Because Of Debt - Twitter User by smite(m): 1:38pm On Aug 02, 2016
sleekAfonja:
This the kinda changed we expected from buhari but the opposite seems the case.

that pics is wrong...both kids aren't the same person. one she rescued kid, the other her child
Family / Re: Married To An Atheist by smite(m): 1:25pm On Aug 02, 2016
funny how theists accuse atheist of being aggressive and should keep quiet. but they're actually guilty of that.

you can never find atheists carry huge mega-phones to preach in the church, in public buses and on the streets. Atheists don't go about sharing hand bills and knocking on people's door to preach the gospel.

we're in the age of knowledge... not belief. Africans are now beginning to see the scam in the white man's religion.

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Religion / Re: Christ Embassy Demands Unpaid Tithes As A Condition For Marriage by smite(m): 2:37pm On Jul 26, 2016
SamMilla1:
These rouges are getting bolder by the day. And that's because the blockheads all over Nigeria and Africa are too lazy and brainwashed to think. They rather believe than think. They rather close their eyes and pray for help rather than work.

If I ask you to stop wasting your time going to these Churches, the Jesus Military group will descend on me while the Muhammed Army support me, until I ask them to stop going to Mosques too.

That's how silly and confused the entire black race has become.


Spot-On! brother preach!
Crime / Re: Ghana Policeman Shoots Wife & Kids To Death, Shoots Himself In Ghana: Graphic by smite(m): 12:32pm On Jul 26, 2016
jordanriverz:
that's how the media reports it meanwhile there's something fishy about the story
I kind of agree with you!
Romance / Re: Should I Tell My Friend About His Loyal Girlfriend? by smite(m): 10:12am On Jul 22, 2016
chocolateme:
Ok.. is it that she begged you not to tell your friend with promises to break out the relationship she just started with the guy or not to tell your friend while she continues to enjoy the new guy?which one? Because ndi igbo si na "ekwue anughi na egbu umuazi but na ahu ekwughi na egbu okenye"
Call her to attention, give her options to either forget your friend now and continue with the campus guy before things gets messier or forget about campus life, focus on her studies and retain her man..
Let her know that you are not a fool too. Then let your friend know before he spends his life savings on someone that is not worth it. Thats if he is truly your friend. We all know that predators will continue coming for her while in school but she should read a lot about how such relationships ends.



Always me

FTC
CHOCOLATEME


spoken like a typical Igbo elder.

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Romance / Re: 5 Bad Habits Nigeria Ladies Find Hard To Leave by smite(m): 3:10pm On Jul 21, 2016
Rexhenrex:
Your point 2 and 3 are very hilarious!

That was how i lent some money to this girl in my neighbourhood she was due to pay back in 2months time, guess what now. i Don't even recognise her again because of the power of carol white. she bleached and now looks brighter than her future, worst part is it made her look like a Philippine and she is also very transparent that u could as well see some of her internal organs. so i don't even know if she is the one i lent money to.

Crime / Re: Bayo Lawrence Anoworin Listed In Britain's Most Wanted Con Artists by smite(m): 5:33pm On Jul 19, 2016
Enrichlee:
See dem! A yoruba is involved now and they've suddenly turn anti-tribalism crusaders. If it was chinedu now, they all become NCAN members

bro you're blessed. I can see a lot of mofos preaching one Nigeria on this thread. but if it was the other way round they become deaf and dumb. thunder fire all of them.
Crime / Re: Bayo Lawrence Anoworin Listed In Britain's Most Wanted Con Artists by smite(m): 5:22pm On Jul 19, 2016
Fedayeen02:
The guy with the OBLONG HEAD is the yoruba guy grin

unah no go kill persin for this nairaland.

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Sports / Re: Gugu Zulu Dies While Climbing Mount Kilimanjaro by smite(m): 4:28pm On Jul 19, 2016
MKO4ever:
Please what will climbing a mountain do for Nelson Mandela who is dead already?

Anyways, he should continue to rest in peace, but let it be on records that the guy killed himself!

chai! lol! make dem record am say nah him kill himself by himself.

Celebrities / Re: Mercy Aigbe Is Selling Slippers For N35,000, Fans React by smite(m): 3:25pm On Jul 18, 2016
nikkypearl:
35k
Wey me dey buy fine slippers for #1300 embarassed
It could be the dozen price tho' sad

lol @ dozen price!
Sports / Re: Ronaldo Presents To Nani His Silver Boot Award by smite(m): 12:10pm On Jul 12, 2016
Vincent41:



TWELF (12) CLASIC DIFFERENCE BETWEEN (RONALDO & MESSI).
1, Ronaldo is a model--Messi is not
2, Ronaldo is good on both legs-- Messi is not
3, Ronaldo is good on the air(nodding) --Messi is not
4, Ronaldo has won trophy for his country-- Messi Non
5, Ronaldo has no (TATOO) due to blood donation--Messihas TATOO
6, Ronaldo has won champions league and leagues in two different countries-- Messi only won it with BARCA.
7, Ronaldo is tall--Messi is short.
8, Ronaldo is not a Tax fraudster-- Messi is a tax fraudster.
9, Ronaldo is not prisoner-- Messi is prisoner and ex convict.
10, Ronaldo is philanthropist --- Messi is not.
11, Ronaldo is a more complete footballer-- Messi is not.
12, Ronaldo will never quit or retire because he lost in a final--- Messi quit because he couldn't win three finals.


why are you people like this? everything thing is about comparing Messi and Ronaldo. why pull Messi's name into this topic?
besides some of your comparisons is wack.
Messi is short....nah him create himself?
Messi is not a philanthropist? you follow am reach house? you think everyone who give do so in front of cameras.

Anyway, Ronaldo is this, that and everything, but Messi (even with all his inferior qualities you listed) first your almighty Ronaldo to win the World best player 5 times. enuf said!

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