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Fashion / Re: Lady In Bra And See-Through Skirt At Airport by smite(m): 7:50pm On Jul 11, 2016
StupidGoat:
cheesy see your yorubaetic ogor head.

thumbs up! Great reply! I love niggas like you! that fool is so dumb.
Politics / Re: Obiano And Wife At Catholic Church In Lagos - Photos by smite(m): 3:43pm On Jul 10, 2016
tunjijones:


My friend school in anambra state uni. And she said there is no electricity in the town the school is located. Are there still places in Nigeria that don't have access to electricity?

yes, I stay in Lagos and there is no electricity here.
Politics / Re: Obiano And Wife At Catholic Church In Lagos - Photos by smite(m): 3:38pm On Jul 10, 2016
computerboy:


You still go ahead to make yourself a fool. Ofcourse whenever you argue with anybody from the SW they all claim indigenes of lagos even when some of them haven't been to lagos but then are you seriously comparing anambra to lagos? If lagos started same way anambra started, I bet even ekiti would be better than them.

You're talking about a state that has been the capital of Nigeria. A state with international airport, seaport and major borders where imported goods comes from. A state where almost all multinationals have their headquarters. A state with the highest population. Why won't they have the highest revenue?

Now lemme tell you about anambra. Anambra was created in 1991 when Enugu became a separate state. Of course Enugu state took the whole amenities the state had, being that Enugu was the former capital of Anambra. Enugu took the airport, the federal university amongst others.

The new Anambra was built from the scratch. Even without any seaport, airport or a major border, We still hold the biggest market in West Africa. Even without oil and big companies having their headquarters here, we never lacked. Our poverty ratio is still one of the lowest.

You should be ashamed of yourself comparing anambra to lagos. For the two states to be comparable is even a thing of shame to lagos.

with this brilliant piece you just tore that fool into a million pieces. I hope other fools like him learn their lesson.
I'm beginning to see how dumb this set of people are. bunch of hateful zoombies

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Religion / Re: Emmy Kosgei Spotted At A Private Jet Plant (photos) by smite(m): 3:21pm On Jul 10, 2016
mhisbliss:
Celebrities fronting as pastors brainwashing people to make offerings for God and using it to live large while thier loyalists or should i say customers suffer

brilliant piece! wish millions were as wise as this!

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Religion / Re: UN: Taking Children To Church Violates Their Human Rights by smite(m): 3:06pm On Jul 10, 2016
aaronson:
Although no source but its newsworthy and would really appreciate if this was real.

Teaching a child God/Religion is denying them of basic science to explore the world that's why religion has been banned in school in Australia and Netherland.

Teach a child how to think not what to think.

Spot On Man!
Business / Re: Ogbanago Muhammed Ibrahim: UBA Security Guard That Returned N3.5M by smite(m): 1:50pm On Jul 07, 2016
TaiKuun:
Well, Not everyone will be rich in this life.. Enjoy your 30k per month



dies!
badt guy.

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Politics / Re: Soldiers Kill Three Female Suicide Bombers In Monguno (Graphic Photos) by smite(m): 8:38pm On Jul 04, 2016
Edwinmason:
wait....if male suicide bombers have 72 virgins waiting for them then what does these female get...mtcheew.


probably 72 studs
Travel / Re: African Man Beats 2 Policemen In Milan, Italy, As He Resists Being Deported by smite(m): 8:28pm On Jul 04, 2016
Cherishing:
The man in the second pics be Lyk


falls from okro tree!
Family / Re: He Does Not Satisfy Me, Doesn’t Last A Minute In Bed —wife by smite(m): 11:44pm On Jun 25, 2016
ad84ada:
I think someone should visit this Igando court and confirm all this stories. Why always Igando?

my brother the thing tire me o....I reside at Igando...but I've never seen or heard of a court here.
Science/Technology / Re: See The Long Python Killed By My Cousins This Morning by smite(m): 11:36am On Jun 21, 2016
Hey guys, check out the fourth pics... I can see a dead rat on a brick

nah your people kill that one too? probably they wan make snake and rat pepper soup.
Fashion / Re: I Met Abdulahi Olatoyan At Maryland Traffic Cleaning Windscreen Today! by smite(m): 1:16am On Jun 19, 2016
gabazin080:
if this guy can still be on the streets and still cleaning windscreen after featuring on CNN and his story going viral online,
2 things are involved.
1. it could be village people at work or
2. because he doesnt have a pvssy.
if its village people, he is safe and can get spiritual help.
then if its cus he doesnt have a pvssy, am sorry cus naso our country dey.

and those asking why didnt the OP help him instead of just taking pictures, i think the OP is just a driver sent on an errand by his OGA

#falls from iroko tree# now am in serious pain... caused by too much laugh.
Crime / Re: Wasiu, Serial Rapist Arrested In Lagos (Photo) by smite(m): 10:18am On Jun 16, 2016
killsmith:
The national association of name checkers hereby releases its odds for rape cases....yoruba 1.03, hausa 2.53....igbo/ss 100.00....stake wisely....

hahaha! this comment made be laugh so hard. you be veteran gambler
Car Talk / Re: What You Should Do If You Suspect A Car Is Following You by smite(m): 9:38am On Jun 16, 2016
themosthigh:


This method is for pussiys....the best thing to do is to look for a close and drive in untill you get to the end of the street..make sure it is an isolated one...of they are still following you using reverse mode..quickly jam the care from the front or better still side to disarm and confuse the intruders..then pistol in hand come out and quickly shoot the driver and other occupants of the vehicle..head or chest shot is better..one the are dead,take their phones and wallet to track their senders and set the care on fir while driving away fast and smoking a cigarette...get a cool beer afterwards cool



lolz! you should be writing scripts for Nollywood.... Nollywood oooo not Hollywood.
Politics / Re: The Real Owners Of Oil Blocks In The Niger-Delta Exposed...(pics) by smite(m): 1:18pm On May 27, 2016
OneNaira6:


Monkey doesn't even know who the Bleep he's talking to? slowpoke I'm from ASABA you nitwit. Or did you illiterate ass think igbos are only in SE. While I'm at it, my tribe feeds you animals oil.

One of the biggest oil producing area in River state is Oyigbo, LGA. Go and learn the tribe that reside their. Newsflash....it starts with I ends with O and it has a gb in between. Let's not forget that Oyigbo, LGA twins are in Abia State and they hold the highest inshore production. The map straight from NNPC was even provided here to prove that.

The only difference between me and you parasites...my people do not depending on them for survival despite being from the same tribe. You on the other hand, do. That's why you refuse to get off there's and the minority tribes necks tongue


Man, I salute your intelligence! I love to have friends like you. I love the way you handled those MumuS

at a point I didn't bother reading your post first, because you kept making a whole lot of sense... I just kept clicking like, like and like!
Celebrities / Re: Freeze Humiliates A Lady Who Mocked His Watch & Pen by smite(m): 9:02am On May 21, 2016
greyce:
Why is he flaunting the pens and wristwatches abi did he keep them in d fridge too
Big-mouthed daddy undecided

and the dude don reach 40 years oo... still acting like under 19.
Family / Re: Woman Battered By Her Husband For Refusing Sex (Photos) by smite(m): 11:39am On May 19, 2016
cococandy:
Zero sense.
P3nis speaking.

So because she didn't drill the hole with her hand that means she supposed to always be in the mood for intercourse regardless of what may be going on in her life at the moment.



the world is going down hill fast... imagine that comment generated over 500 likes.

even I as a man sometimes need a break from any sexual relation... would it be fair for my woman to hurt me for denying her
Food / Re: When Tomato Is 4 For N500 (Photo) by smite(m): 9:03pm On May 18, 2016
VocalWalls:
I pity Nigerians. We are not smart.

The government created fuel scarcity, only to jerk the price up.

The South has been shouting resource control, the north has acted, under the guise of tomato sickness.

Do you really think the price of tomato will ever be the same again?

The next time tomato comes back, we'll be happy to get 3balls for 200 naira.

The next time dangote's tomato company will open again, we'll hear a small tin is now N100

All my northern customers that trade currencies have been changing their cars.

You think Buhari is dumb? You think the north isn't outsmarting the 'schooled' South?

Think again.

And for zombies, don't quote me without visiting my website. angry


I used to believe Nigerians are smart, but looking back and thinking critically I began to rethink! we've a greater percentage of dumb people, and that's the reason why the country takes one step forward and then take a dozen steps backwards
Science/Technology / Re: See Baby Crocodile Caught In Lekki Today - Put Up For Sale For N20,000 by smite(m): 8:41pm On May 18, 2016
shoyemiayodeji:
Baby croc for 20k?....E b like say that guy wan build house on top water...

falls off mat!
Celebrities / Re: Moyo Lawal's Love Letter From A Suitor "I Can Tolerate The Unclad Pictures" by smite(m): 8:35pm On May 18, 2016
Anabel:
I keep asking who this lady is and what she does no one is saying anything to me. I tire o. She talked about a Kanye, a Kanye approached her and now she's nagging about being tight. How do we know you are tight? Do you expect us to stuff our heads there to check. *wasteoftime*

lol at stuff our heads there to check.

if I recall correctly that chick was in one of those reality shows years back... I think Ambo house or there about... She an actress!

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Family / Re: When Your Wife Compares You With Her Ex In Bed. by smite(m): 3:02pm On May 16, 2016
InformedLola:


If a woman had been in Op's shoes, with her hubby telling her his ex is better in bed, will you advise her to 'just improve' too?

very good question! I just love this!
Travel / Re: Joan Obasi - Arik's Female Pilot by smite(m): 2:51pm On May 16, 2016
nuelzy:
abeg go chuke nyash for seat....


she is an igbo girl..not yoruba..not hausa..bt an igbo girl....yes!!!!




supposing dem talk say she be thief nw..like all dis yoruba agberos...u no go talk say she be nigerian o..



nw nah good news....u wan come 'nigerianize' d babe..

come sef...



who nigeria epp





you're mouthed! Respect Sir! I love to have friends like you... good at smart comebacks

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Phones / Re: Glo New Data Plan by smite(m): 1:26pm On May 16, 2016
wailing:
Rocking my MTN 3.5gig @ 2knaira grin grin

please what's the code for activating this data plan?
Family / Re: Cheating Doesnt Stop A Man From Loving His Wife by smite(m): 10:41am On May 16, 2016
hardcorevin:


for people who believe in Love cos i dont!!..Infact love does nt exist to be frank........if u as a man changes ur mindset,u will never be angry say ur boo cheated on u....no be she go loose,no be she we dey dug borehole??....i tell u,having sex with may men makes a girl older than her actual age....stick with one man,it helps!!!!!!

I swear, I was thinking about visiting a shrink, people keep throwing the word Love around... and I keeping wondering where is the love? Love doesn't exist. just can't shake such thought off my mind.
Celebrities / Re: Anna Banner Visits Flavour At Home (photos) by smite(m): 8:51am On May 16, 2016
Checked86:
The Flavour picture was not taken the same day with that of his baby mama. The two cars say it all. Check Flavour's door and the AC at the neighbour's house.

people dey observe oo... nah CIA you dey work? dis people for just deceive us with crazy stories
Crime / Re: Armed Robbers Shot Dead In Port-Harcourt While Trailing Bank Customer PICS by smite(m): 9:10am On May 14, 2016
viqueta:
SEE MY NOKIA TOUCH LIGHT FONE WEY I DEY FIND SINCE grin


bros, no offence...but youself you be thieve ooo
Politics / Re: Buhari In Bilateral Talks With David Cameron by smite(m): 8:58am On May 13, 2016
tuzeriouz:

our PMB may be dumb but certainly not the dumbest!

lol! WICKEDNESS everywhere! Buhari is dumb but not the dumbest? chai!
Politics / Re: Biafrans And Shi'ites Protesting At Anti-corruption Summit, London (Photos) by smite(m): 10:36pm On May 12, 2016
Bobandgreat:


This ur name sounds like a curse oo. Like when u call somebody a donphilopus or a President Buhari or buffoon.

nigga you WICKED! see knock out blow!
Religion / Re: 5 Clear Proofs That God Exists: To The Atheists by smite(m): 10:50pm On May 11, 2016
kevinberry:
If god is all powerful,he can't be all good,and if he is all good,then he can't be all powerful..

I refuse to believe in a god who already know the result of future events,but still went ahead to perform such action..

If god exist,we won't be in this mess that we are today...

I did not just wake up and became an atheist,I became one the very moment I started questioning all what I was told and read about..I think differently


same here...I realized all I was made to believe were all lies
Crime / Re: Polytechnic Students Kill Student In Bauchi For Stealing (Photo) by smite(m): 6:53pm On May 11, 2016
my question is, don't all these thieves learn? everyone is aware we live in a country with zero tolerance for small thieves, why still indulge in such act.

stealing is like personally signing your own death warrant.
Romance / Re: Is It Fair To Call Girls Who Sleep Around 'Prostitutes' And Guys 'Players' ? by smite(m): 10:54am On May 09, 2016
halfricanadian:
My question what is the need to sleep around?

Good question! I too would love to know
Religion / Re: If God Created Only Adam And Eve,how Did Others Come About by smite(m): 9:39pm On May 08, 2016
onosprince:
After the snake banged eve, adam caught them and they had a threeeeesome, eve gave birth to cane and abel and the snake gave birth to 3 beautiful daughters and cain married the first daughter of the snake. grin


lol! holding my belle! years back when I was still a christian, I would've said you deserve the hottest part of hell

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