₦airaland Forum

BiafranBushBoy:
Mtcheeewwww... They won't read and come here to wail!!!

Nonsense!!

you clearly either dint attend a university or read a stupid course

Dont get why some people are against this thread... Im currently and undergrad studying petroleum eng me nd my couremate usuall dont have time to chase the fine girls in campus the my friends that are in relationships are with girls that showed decent interest in them mind you there are ways to show interest in a guy without seeming desperate or cheap.. And that how we are probably still gonna be when will hopefully get good paying jobs nd ready to get married.. No one approaches the sexiest babe that forms anyhow except ur a musician nd full of urself we just admire for far nd marry the nice girl that shows interest

Life na wa and this op might be an olosho frequenter , forming relationship guru when him dey single

ur just casting urself

Mimzyy:
Am i expected to birth Jesus on his second coming? No i'm not.

was that funny to you?

rawpadgin:
mine has reduced to about 6.8"
chicks still consider it big

pls how did that happen?

rawpadgin:
mine has reduced to about 6.8"
chicks still consider it big

pls how did that happen?

Atoos:
Am I the only one who thinks that those pictures are fake

finally someone that has sense

SorftWerk:
I measured from the side bro...its 8.2 inches, its not a monster D its the perfect D.

so ur longer than that??

phlamesG:
Mine is 8.5

baba the guiness book world record holder is 8.3inches so ur saying u have the worlds longest dick?

SorftWerk:
doesn't look cool to me...looks awkward.

awkard? Pls get a rule nd check what 6 inches is except ur a monster with 8

nnachukz:
Yes we can but that will be after we are sure there is anything like brain in your head. Nobody laughs with an animal. Sorry for that word but that is what I see here.

it was so obvious it was going to crash this december i wanted to invest in it because of what people heard be saying that was i found out that it had never lasted for more than a year in any country since the 90s which legal financial institutions offers rates of up to 30%? How many times did FG warn again this? How many nairaland threads warned again this.. When will we start thinking i wish i could beat the stupidity out of you.. Fellow nigerians kor im not like you im a thinkin man you are the real animal

nnachukz:
Yes we can but that will be after we are sure there is anything like brain in your head. Nobody laughs with an animal. Sorry for that word but that is what I see here.

why are you pained?? Fucck off joor idiot

Can we take a moment 2 make fun of those guys that thought mmm would never crash

IamOpemipo:
Permit me to call you Jon snow, cos u knw notin

lol where is this idiot now

goke4real:
Good news to all mmm participant.important information from Sergey mavrodi mmm is coming back stronger and better on January 14 2017.But new rule has been implemented for those who like to GH(withdraw) on 14 January you must provide help(PH)of 30% on your initial capital that you provided before i.e if you have provided help of 100000 before the freezing of account on 14 december and you want to withdraw (GH) on 14 January you must provide 30% help(PH) of that 100000 which is 30000.the 30000 must be paid and confirm before you will be giving access to withdraw(GH),this measure is provided in other to balance the number of people GH and PH so that the system i.e the mmm community will be sustain and last long for me and you so the better time to PH is now when mmm is giving out 20% bonus so that u can be able to GH on 14 January 2017.this message is from Sergey mavrodi and mmm admin. let us join hand together and salve this community called mmm,mmm belong to all of us, mmm belong to me and you let us share this news to all mmm participant in nigeria in diong this you can contribute in saving this great family mmm that have benefited many Nigerians. Ignore the media the government they only want this system to crash so that we can suffer. Keep providing help so that you can unfreez your own mavro when you have PH 30% of your money inside the system.pls share to your friends.long live mmm long live Sergey mavrodi together we can change the world.GUIDER CAPTAIN K SAMUEL

chai feel sorry for this kind of desperate people

DickTator1:
I just Googled the man behind MMM, guess what I found?
Anyone still thinking they'd get their money back need brain transplant.

your just knowing this now wow

ericuzor:
What do you see..

who is this?

amokeme:
Ended 3rd to resume 8 of jan

lol na u dey listen for departure service

KillerFrost:
Na u Photoshop Am? . ...something I saw my self last el classico ...

na back of television u dey watch

yedidiah:
Whether 1:0 or 5:0, win Na win. Top of the table till the end of the season

Blue is the colour
football is the game.
we're here together
and winning is our aim
so cheer us all
through the sun and rain
because Chelsea, Chelsea is our name.

this one don dey mad but u guys are playing incredibly well at the moment have to admit that

Marvel1206:
How about going undefeated since the Opening day 4-3 loss to liverpool which was caused by injury woes in our defense?
Alexis Sanchez is the best

bro im actually an arsenal fan and dont forget with beat this fukers 3-0 gunners4live!!

TeleboiZ005:
Not photoshop...

last elclassico

baba sergio ramos nd messi where captains messi nd cr7 dint take any photo look at the picture very well is it not obvious?

TeleboiZ005:
If chelsea wins..i swear i wont hate any team again!!!




its high time we be like these guys below...

photoshop!!

Marvel1206:
we never reach half of the season biko.. 3points is no lead

how about 9 straight epl wins another cleen sheet another goal for the best striker in the league huh?

Marvel1206:
Celebration of mediocrity .. Just one go and they are going gaga

they are going 3 points clear at the top!!

ozoebuka1:
Costa again.... mtcheww

baba no fit stop dey score!

LARRYDKING:
That must be because of Shiloh. So when would the session end at CU?

ending of april

naijaboiy:
What could your worst dating experience be?

As a guy/girl you would have had a few outings that didn't turn out pretty well as you thought. It could be not having enough money to settle the bills after she and her friends had ordered more than enough food, or getting stranded in the restaurant after you discovered the guy couldn't pay the bills and he bailed out. How about a boring outing?

Personally I haven't had much of a bad experience but I remember one time I went to a restaurant to eat and everywhere was cool. The next thing a chick banged into the restaurant and went straight to a table where a guy and a lady were sitted. She picked up the plates of food and dropped it on the floor and was hitting the table hard while throwing cuss words after the other. It was a very embarrassing scene for the two people on the table.

The other girl managed to walk out before the security came in to drag the young lady out. So it turned out that this crazy chic was actually the girlfriend(or maybe side chic) of this guy and he went out on a date with her girlfriend. It must have been really embarrassing for them and I really respected how calm the guy was in that situation.

I remember sometime last year when I took a girl out on a date and we went to an eatery after the movies. I was short on cash so I decided to use the POS for the bills after we had eaten. It kept rejecting my card and I was confused. I tried to be calm but the signs of embarrassment were showing on my face.

It was as if she knew so she decided to save me from my misery and foot the bills. Lol...so sweet of her.

What's the worst dating/outing experience you've had? Do share with us.

omo mine was with this babcock babe i met at a party in abuja she left her android tab at the venue i retrived it nd we got in touch from there very fine lightskin babe smartly dressed nd all i doubted my chances with her because i was just in 200l then nd she was about to enter her final year but she agreed to go out with me.. We went to cedi plaza in abj an hour through the date everything was going smoothly i was jus thinkin of how i have just hit jackpot untill i asked her about her past boyfriends.. Oshey this babe cun they yarn say she has never had a boyfriend because she was sexually assaulted several times by her uncle amos she told me of how he threatened her that he would post her nudes if she said anything nd how she has never recovered from the emotional scars.. How can i Bleep after hearing all this.. She started crying nd people around thought i was breaking up with her nd started stairing at us.. How can i Bleep after this.. I just dropped her off she gave me a kiss nd said she willing to try dating i just told her she should try we someone more mature than me..

Imoy:
I am damn serious bae.
I will like us to meet

why do we guys still do this shiit can any reasonable babe be gotten this way?.