berryice:
Mine was,I and my fwend went to see a guy to hangout..befr people starting talking,he was cool with it nd he was d one dah suggested I can come with my fwend wen we got dere from a cab he paid nd we went to sitdown with his fwends where he was hanging out,so he told us to order den we did just pepper soup....den he left about 2hrs we couldn't find him,nd his fwends were already leaving I called but he wasn't pickin, nd d waitress was already asking us for d money,den I and my fwend decided to split d bill,was so embarrassed cos people were just staring at us...

JeffreyJamez:

For a girl?... Super weird.... Except you ugly and fat.. ..are you?

JeffreyJamez:


Lol now you want to play with the big boys eh... Unfortunately for you, I'll be out of town, wanna meet up, get your ass to Calabar Carnival... That's where I'm headed

zicoraads:

When will you be coming back? I don't have any intention of heading to Calabar this holiday.

And yes, I want to play with the big boys now

donnybee:


....I'm not fat.... neither am I ugly.

JeffreyJamez:

Okay now it's super duper wierd.... Should I be scared?

JeffreyJamez:


ButterFrost212

donnybee:


Maybe you should

ButterFrost212:

You're welcome!

naijaboiy:
What could your worst dating experience be?

As a guy/girl you would have had a few outings that didn't turn out pretty well as you thought. It could be not having enough money to settle the bills after she and her friends had ordered more than enough food, or getting stranded in the restaurant after you discovered the guy couldn't pay the bills and he bailed out. How about a boring outing?

Personally I haven't had much of a bad experience but I remember one time I went to a restaurant to eat and everywhere was cool. The next thing a chick banged into the restaurant and went straight to a table where a guy and a lady were sitted. She picked up the plates of food and dropped it on the floor and was hitting the table hard while throwing cuss words after the other. It was a very embarrassing scene for the two people on the table.

The other girl managed to walk out before the security came in to drag the young lady out. So it turned out that this crazy chic was actually the girlfriend(or maybe side chic) of this guy and he went out on a date with her girlfriend. It must have been really embarrassing for them and I really respected how calm the guy was in that situation.

I remember sometime last year when I took a girl out on a date and we went to an eatery after the movies. I was short on cash so I decided to use the POS for the bills after we had eaten. It kept rejecting my card and I was confused. I tried to be calm but the signs of embarrassment were showing on my face.

It was as if she knew so she decided to save me from my misery and foot the bills. Lol...so sweet of her.

What's the worst dating/outing experience you've had? Do share with us.

ButterFrost212:
Let me share.....

I went on a date with this guy to the mall, and my Longthroat won't let me be, I kept singing I wanted frozen yoghurt, then we went to the shop and we both took our yoghurt, I even had the nerves to use malteesers topping that was how we weighed the thing and it was almost 4k
That was how the guy started sweating, started stammering. He had only 1500 back and front I've never been that embarrassed in my entire life, I mean why won't this guy be able to foot the bill. since he knew he couldn't afford it why did he let us come for it, and worse of all, why didn't they have a pos? I was just confused. Everybody was just staring at us, like if you cannot pay why come and take yoghurt Needless to say I had to go out and use the ATM and balance up. In fact that day i would never forget. I think I learnt the most important lesson that day, not all that glitters is gold !

smksean:
omo mine was with this babcock babe i met at a party in abuja she left her android tab at the venue i retrived it nd we got in touch from there very fine lightskin babe smartly dressed nd all i doubted my chances with her because i was just in 200l then nd she was about to enter her final year but she agreed to go out with me.. We went to cedi plaza in abj an hour through the date everything was going smoothly i was jus thinkin of how i have just hit jackpot untill i asked her about her past boyfriends.. Oshey this babe cun they yarn say she has never had a boyfriend because she was sexually assaulted several times by her uncle amos she told me of how he threatened her that he would post her nudes if she said anything nd how she has never recovered from the emotional scars.. How can i Bleep after hearing all this.. She started crying nd people around thought i was breaking up with her nd started stairing at us.. How can i Bleep after this.. I just dropped her off she gave me a kiss nd said she willing to try dating i just told her she should try we someone more mature than me..

Lool...I can imagine. All the konji will just disappear.

NarnieSnyper:
Mine wasn't even a date yet. We finally set a time to meet after trying for weeks to bring her to my crib,all to no avail. I told her she should tell me when she's ready so I can come pick her(with bike).

Na so the stoopeed long throat girl rush go the fast food, kon call me for phone sey she dey there already, me wey never even baff, I still dey salon dey trim my beard.

I told her to gimme an hour, she said she can't, that I am not serious. I told her to go back home then because I ain't superman. Till date if the girl sees me she will act like she never knew me, she no dey pick my call or even reply my messages.

I ain't mad though, I am just angry that my plan to eat the cookie failed. Still haven't given up though

These hungry girls. SMH!

Keep trying bro, you may get the cookie some day.

berryice:
Mine was,I and my fwend went to see a guy to hangout..befr people starting talking,he was cool with it nd he was d one dah suggested I can come with my fwend wen we got dere from a cab he paid nd we went to sitdown with his fwends where he was hanging out,so he told us to order den we did just pepper soup....den he left about 2hrs we couldn't find him,nd his fwends were already leaving I called but he wasn't pickin, nd d waitress was already asking us for d money,den I and my fwend decided to split d bill,was so embarrassed cos people were just staring at us...d bottom line is good to carry vex money datz ow I call it..incase u re pissed u can settle your bills nd leave nd order lil so u can pay

Awwww!!

Nigga just bailed out like that?

Sorry dear and be careful next time.

Mimzyy:
We went to the movies. Had a good time, on our way back, car broke down for unexplainable reasons on TMB. We had to push it for a while to safety then waited until his mech came to fix it. It was more tiring than embarrassing.

naijaboiy:

Awwww!!

Nigga just bailed out like that?

Sorry dear and be careful next time.

saintCaligula:
And what is embarrassing about a car that broke down all because you are on date?...
even a Bugatti will break down without proper maintenance...
its not like he forced you to push the car, or you think the force you applied can even make a single tire of a bicycle move?...
I smh in Swahili..

kinglekan:

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I don't mean to sound overly critical of your post, but I think another lesson you didn't learn is moderation. From the smileys you used @ bold it showed you were also shocked at the price.

Now my question to you is quite simple, if you had gone out by yourself and wanted to give yourself a treat would you make an order without knowing the average cost? I liked the part you acknowledged having long-throat and please don't take any offense in my post, but a date isn't really about trying all the fancy things you wouldn't do on a regular day.

You took advantage of the fact that it was a date and therefore a blank cheque to really enjoy yourself. The guy on the other hand was too silly trying too hard to impress you knowing fully well he didn't have much on him. I can only imagine the look on your faces with your #4000 worth of youghurt and not having the cash to pay.

Another part that really got my attention was the part where you said you "I kept singing I wanted frozen youghurt", which I assume you did a couple of times before he finally dumbly gave in to your demand knowing fully well all he had on him was #1500. Well another lesson learnt here, don't push things next time, if you ask and he stylishly shoves off the idea then leave it.

Learn to keep things moderate next time, have fun but be sensitive not to make the guy spend so much money most especially on a first date. I mean at the end of the day you both are still getting to know each other and it might not even work out after that date.

One last thing be prepared, have enough cash to cover whatever you might eat or drink during the date and enough to get you back home. Lets just call this your "Insurance Policy Fund" in case things go side ways. It would save you from any embarrassment in the future. It would also mean you can stand up foot your bill and walk out if the guy begins to talk shiit.
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Emodeee:








so what happened after the date? you didn't let him taste your cookie?

Mimzyy:

You missed the part where is stated that it was more tiring than embarrassing? Dunderhead.

donnybee:
I've never actually been on a date

fergieboy:

Haba why you come carry the matter for head like gala ?

As I carry am for head e dey affect your neck?

kinglekan:



As I carry am for head e dey affect your neck?

fergieboy:

Shhhhhhhhhh

Just what I thought.

kinglekan:


Just what I thought.

Lisaflex:



Does every date hv 2 end in cookie tasting/eating? What do u think happened?

Emodeee:





i dn't mean he tasted your cookie that very day. i mean did he ever taste it before you let him go?


i don't know na.

ButterFrost212:
Let me share.....

I went on a date with this guy to the mall, and my Longthroat won't let me be, I kept singing I wanted frozen yoghurt, then we went to the shop and we both took our yoghurt, I even had the nerves to use malteesers topping that was how we weighed the thing and it was almost 4k
That was how the guy started sweating, started stammering. He had only 1500 back and front I've never been that embarrassed in my entire life, I mean why won't this guy be able to foot the bill. since he knew he couldn't afford it why did he let us come for it, and worse of all, why didn't they have a pos? I was just confused. Everybody was just staring at us, like if you cannot pay why come and take yoghurt Needless to say I had to go out and use the ATM and balance up. In fact that day i would never forget. I think I learnt the most important lesson that day, not all that glitters is gold !

makydebbie:
Yea I stayed, but it was awkward. I was just looking at him, salivating

Lisaflex:


He didn't....Dt was d 1st (n last)date