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Update on Liz Benson. She is no more Liz Benson but Evangelist Liz Benson.I was at the Royal Hpusehold of Faith in Uyo where she was invited to preach.The banners where all over town.

Hey henry,I am not trying to be a "celeb".I am already a celeb in my own eyes!!!(break the sky).Besides,I am not the only person with a thread here,every member has one.

I prefer Royco cube.It brings out the flavour of food so well,especially when combined with good curry powder.

Awwww,nonso sweet is looking so good as usual

I don't blame you

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

No please,could you get me some hair removal cream?

gerout!!!!you small boy.Get out of my thread

There is nothing better than a chilled bottle of Cocacola after a marathon of lectures on a very hot afternoon.

For someone to cut her hair,it is an act of boldness and it says a lot about the girl.That she is not afraid of new things.I am on lowcut and I am loving it.

This is a tough decision,they are both my husbands o! so I will say both of them are hot in theor own ways.

so true @ orikinla

Had textual intercourse in bed last night

yay nike,join the farting fun!!!

Very well said,dammyglow!!!

well,thats cos I love farting!!!!! *farts more*

did anyone also roll motorcycle wheels on the road? I have so many mischievous things I did when I was a kid.I recall putting unripe guavas in my mum's pot of soup because she flogged me.I always had an endless supply of stones and unripe guavas in the pockets of my shorts and would not hesitate to stone anyone with them,especially from up the tree.I loved to play in sand,spraying it around and looking for trouble everywhere.I remember the first day I saw my vagina,I thought it was a sore I developed while playing rough and I cried so hard.When my mum would make my hair to go to school in the morning,I would come back with everything all out so to solve that problem,she used a shaving stick to shave off all my hair and you know what happened the next day?I used paper to cover my hair and dared anybody to laugh at me because mennnn,I looked horrible!!!

Thanks a lot menike

Oh yes,you are so right

Funny enough,it was a girl that picked my phone. because after some days,I tried calling my line and surprisingly,it rang and a girl picked it.I was surprised that she had not thrown the line away yet.I wonder why I have not retrieved my number.

this one is acid,tearing down every mask

I recall when we were younger,if we farted,whoever was near you would give you a hard crack on the head

infact,dondele,come and knock me*farts in thread*

hmmm,loosen up o!

fart,shave ,burp,all of them,it depends on the kind of relationship.If you are still forming or trying to impress,please,don't do it.But if you are already married or planning to,or you understand yourselves perfectly,then do all of them and more.Be yourslef.

dondele!!!! anyway,you will eat your words when the time comes

dondele,does that mean you will not allow your wife to fart in your presence?

besides,there is nothing to be ashamed of.Its a normal thing to be rejected,its part of life

Hmmm,I would like to know the kind of ladies you talk to,don.Well,I have tasted rejection before and I tell you,it is not funny.

Don,I think there is a kind of relationship were it is okay to fart.

Have you farted in the presence of a guy or girl you were tripping for, or your boy/girlfriend, or has any of them done it in your presence? How did you feel?