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CrimeRe: 5 Kidnappers Arrested In Ogun While Collecting Ransom For Boy They Abducted by SniperSmurf(m): 7:31pm On Jul 12, 2021
The woman looks hardened. Wont be surprised if she's their leader!
RomanceRe: Delta Market Chairman, Okpako, Dies During Sex Romp With His Wife’s Salesgirl by SniperSmurf(m): 10:21pm On Jul 07, 2021
He was too excited I guess. Should have done 'soapy' instead. No pic of the girl?
CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests 6 Suspected Fraudsters In Abuja by SniperSmurf(m): 5:06am On May 11, 2021
Why post suspects that won't be convicted? Post them after conviction! Don't sully our youths.

FamilyRe: Why Do Wives Like Secretly “Stealing” From Their Husband? by SniperSmurf(m): 10:26am On May 10, 2021
BluntCrazeMan:
Someone posted the Prayer-Point below on Facebook, and a lot of women were shouting “Amen ooo”:

“God abeg, put my husband in a position where I will secretly withdraw ₦1m+ from his account & he won't notice”
..
Honestly speaking, some prayers don't deserve an “Amen”, no matter how it is disguised.
Some people may think that the poster was joking, and maybe join in the “Amen” bandwagon jokingly, not knowing that she just prayed to become an in-house thief.
.
See, if you want God to make your husband very very very rich, then ask God directly to make your husband very very very rich. And God will make your husband very very very rich, to the extent that he would be constantly dropping that type of huge sums for you for no reason at-all, and he would always say: “Oohh, It’s nothing my dear, just keep it”.
(I mean, must it be that you must take it “secretly”, before you know that God has answered your prayers??)
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Then, if you want God to make you to become an unnoticed In-House Thief, then ask God directly to make you an unnoticed In-House Thief, or ask HIM to make all your In-house thefts to always successfully go unnoticed.
In that case, God will understand, and HE will grant you your heart's desires.
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Let me make it very clear.
If your interest is actually in “Secretly Stealing” your husband's money, and you're praying that all your thefts would go unnoticed; then, even when the money is no more there in abundance, since the stealing behaviour had already entered deep into your blood, you will still go and steal the little shishiii wey remain.
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In fact, this question below is for such ladies who say this kind of prayer, (or those who reply “Amen” to such prayers), I would like to hear from you..
What exactly would you do if you discover that your son is praying such prayers too??
(Yes.. His parents' money is also his money, because the bulk of the money will eventually be spent on him - so he has the right to be secretly stealing the money too.... Isn't it??)
I think there is a command in the 10 commandments that says : Thou shalt not steal .That kind of prayer to steal from your husband is dead on arrival. In fact God might punish you for that. Anyway that was astute observation Op!
CelebritiesRe: Twitter Introduces "E Choke" Emoji. Davido Reacts (photo) by SniperSmurf(m): 11:21am On May 06, 2021
E choke!

Who dey breet!

Does he have an autoerotic asphyxiation fetish?
TV/MoviesRe: 8 Hollywood Movies That Spoke About Nigeria by SniperSmurf(m): 11:59am On May 04, 2021
maxevans:
https://thewildanddomestic.com/best-action-hollywood-movies-that-spoke-about-nigeria/
In the TV series Lost one of the main characters was a towering Nigerian ex warlord turned pastor called 'Mr. Eko'. He spoke Yoruba on several occasions.

In the movie Bourne Identity the main antagonist that was being hunted by the CIA also spoke Yoruba and claimed to be from west Africa.
PoliticsRe: 2023: PDP Considers Atiku, Saraki, Tambuwal As Possible Presidential Flagbearer by SniperSmurf(m): 10:39am On May 04, 2021
Why always North?
SportsRe: Artem Dzyuba Dressed As Deadpool To Receive League Winner's Medal (Photos) by SniperSmurf(m): 2:45am On May 04, 2021
bolaayenimo:
why didn't he dress like this man?
Hilarious
BusinessRe: Bill Gates And Melinda Gates Divorce After 27 years by SniperSmurf(m): 2:33am On May 04, 2021
Okay
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Forcefully Converting Christians To Islam In Niger State (Fake Video) by SniperSmurf(m): 6:54pm On May 02, 2021
Too bad if true.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Has Become A Giant Killing Field – PDP by SniperSmurf(m): 6:44pm On May 02, 2021
sleemomymy:
DPD STARTED ALL OF THIS WHEN THEY DECIDED TO PLAY A VERY DIRTY POLITICS IN 2015. THEY PLAY ALL SULT OF CARD ( RELIGION, TRIBALISM, ETHNICITY CHARACTER ASSASSINATION E.T.C) JUST TO WIN THE ELECTION.
AFTER THE ELECTION THEY IMPORT MACHINERIES AND BRAND THEM FULANI HENS MEN INTO THE NORTH EAST BY TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE SECURITY SITUATION THERE. THEY EXTENDED IT TO NORTH CENTRAL AND SOUTH EAST TO JUSTIFY ISLAMISATION AGENDA. WITH HELP FROM THE WEST AND EUROPE WEAPONS KEEP COME.
NOT TOO LONG KIDNAPPING FOLLOW, BECAUSE OF THE ECONOMIC SITUATION, THE LOCAL TOOK INTEREST TO CASH IN. THIS FURTHER WORSEN THE SECURITY SITUATION IN THE COUNTRY.
NOW THE PLAN IS TO CAPITALIZE ON THE SECURITY SITUATION TO RETURN TO POWER IN 2023.
THE PAIN IS THAT THE CURRENT ADMINISTRATION IS NOT AN IGNORANT OF THE SITUATION. IT IS THE INNOCENT CITIZENS THAT SUFFER IT ALL.
GOD WILL SHAME YOU ALL.
GOD BLESS NIGERIA.
GOD BLESS PMB.
GOD BLESS ME.
What do I know self............. grin grin grin grin
Do you mean PDP?
PoliticsRe: Police Arrest 25 Pro-yoruba Nation's Rally Organisers In Abeokuta by SniperSmurf(m): 6:33pm On May 02, 2021
kingsceedon:
Hausa man panicking, see your brothers
Look at their guilty expressions. Hmmm
PoliticsRe: Fayose Bemoans FG’s Silence On ₦13 Billion Ikoyi Loot, Magu’s Prosecution by SniperSmurf(m): 4:29pm On May 02, 2021
See as that first guy de sweat grin cheesy
TravelRe: Meet Nwando Phina Okpaleke The Airpeace Pilot Who Landed An Airplane In Anambra by SniperSmurf(m): 4:23pm On May 02, 2021
saphiere:
Meet Airpeace Airlines female pilot, Nwando Phina Okpalaeke. One of the pilots that landed the aircrafts at Anambra International Cargo And Passenger Airport Umueri on Friday, 30th April, 2021 during the test-run.

She is from Azia in Ihiala Local Government Area of Anambra State.

Nwando is a Computer Science graduate of Kwame Nkrumah University in Ghana. She later trained at an air school in South Africa where she was certified to fly commercial aeroplanes.

https://www.facebook.com/absradiotelevision/posts/1947846952038921
This is the kind of news we should be hearing.. Kudos Madam
CrimeRe: CCTV Video Of Baba Ijesha Molesting The 14-Year-Old Girl Released (Censored) by SniperSmurf(m): 4:03pm On May 02, 2021
BluntTheApostle:
Pedophilia is actually not a crime.

It is a psychiatric disorder.
Its a crime in Nigeria and if found guilty you can face jail. I'm just saying...
CrimeRe: CCTV Video Of Baba Ijesha Molesting The 14-Year-Old Girl Released (Censored) by SniperSmurf(m): 3:56pm On May 02, 2021
This is an open and shut case of pedophilia. She (the victim)should bebgiven therapy...
TravelRe: Portugal Opens World's Longest Pedestrian Suspension Bridge On Mountains(Pics) by SniperSmurf(m): 11:01pm On May 01, 2021
Naija problem no be bridge. Nice architecture Portugal!
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh: I Will Ensure That Baba Ijesha Rots In Jail by SniperSmurf(m): 3:06pm On Apr 24, 2021
visijo:
Better...


My sisters if you kiss a man for ten minutes and he doesn't reach for your bra or he doesn't take his hands down there,,,Trust me that's a husband material.....

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10 minuteshuh
TravelRe: Lagos To Shut Independence Tunnel For 4 Weeks For Repairs From May 3 by SniperSmurf(m): 2:59pm On Apr 24, 2021
Its not really a tunnel.
CrimeRe: Olarenwaju James 'Baba Ijesha' Arrested For Defiling A 14-Year-Old Girl by SniperSmurf(m): 5:50am On Apr 23, 2021
Since she was 7huh Wtf!
PoliticsRe: Bashir Salihi Magashi: Nigeria To Beef Up Border To Avoid Chadian Influx by SniperSmurf(m): 5:44am On Apr 23, 2021
Despite being ranked one of the poorest most corrupt countries in the world by forbes, Chad is blessed with Gold, Oil and Uranium in spades.
CrimeRe: Wike: I Would Have Resigned If I Was In Pantami’s Situation by SniperSmurf(m): 5:43am On Apr 23, 2021
I hope this situation gets resolved without more chaos.
RomanceRe: Lady Poisons Herself & Her Ex-Boyfriend To Death A Week To His Wedding In Imo by SniperSmurf(m): 10:17pm On Apr 22, 2021
May he Rest In Power. May she learn her lesson in the afterlife
RomanceRe: Handsome Nigerian Man Weds His Pretty White Bride In Lagos (Photos) by SniperSmurf(m): 6:17pm On Apr 22, 2021
donstan18:
They both look decent, happy, clean and fresh.

Congratulations to the guy as he successfully defeat and avoid some set of liability in human form.

Congratulations to the lady as he successfully marry from a country with the most caring men in the world.
Liability in human form. Chaii. Lol!!!
CrimeRe: 38-year-old Man Allegedly Rapes His Housekeeper’s 2-year-old Daughter (photo) by SniperSmurf(m): 6:03pm On Apr 21, 2021
Bad people will do bad things. Not only in Nigeria but worldwide. Say no to rape and pedophilia
BusinessRe: Amazon To Open African Headquarters In South Africa by SniperSmurf(m): 5:59pm On Apr 21, 2021
Amazon doesn't need Naija wahala
Foreign AffairsRe: Derek Chauvin Found Guilty Of All Charges In The George Floyd Murder by SniperSmurf(m): 7:54am On Apr 21, 2021
Thank God
CelebritiesRe: Uche Maduagwu: I Lied About My Gay Status (Pics) by SniperSmurf(m): 12:08pm On Apr 20, 2021
So grown man like this was raped. Lol
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: FIFA 'Disapproves' Of European Super League Plans by SniperSmurf(m): 5:39am On Apr 19, 2021
Arsenal angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Major European Football Clubs Announce Formation Of Super League by SniperSmurf(m): 5:34am On Apr 19, 2021
Very interesting
PoliticsRe: BREAKING : Rochas Okorocha Arrested. by SniperSmurf(m): 6:56pm On Apr 13, 2021
Following this story. Hope it has a sensible ending. Too much money has been looted by our so called leaders!
PoliticsRe: AK47 Rifles, RPGs Coming To Nigeria From Libya Intercepted In Niger Republic by SniperSmurf(m): 6:55pm On Apr 13, 2021
TheRedpillguy:
Can you now trace it to the primary supplier and where the money is coming from?
This should be the next move of the government. If its to work with Interpol or other foreign agencies then the govt needs to do so pronto!

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