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@ all of u


In your dreams, lol, cele ko,

my guy u better becareful of all these promises,

my little cent.

He got no idea.

+4470_______

olodo!!!!

@Jesoul

when we have real leaders that re all ready to step on many toes

@eto,

Thanks for your reply. Oh, for you to have a friend whose landlady does the same thing, it means there must be a specific reason for it.

I just moved in here on April 30th.

Though i pray but bible say we should watch n pray, so am trying to be.

She will pour it in a way that there is no way for you to get out of the compound without matching on those stuff, she does it very early in the morning.

Am not afraid anyway, but i hate when some pple think they re smart spiritually.

@ladygaga,

Poultry ke? no o, nothing like that. Am thinking of talking to the other person in the second flat to go and ask her together cos she also complain about it, mostly. She wont even go out until those birds came to pick them up, lol, housewife.
About packing out, Oluyole Estate here in Ibadan enjoy light more than virtually any part of the city, so parking out will kinda be tough considering the fact that am just spending the 4th month out of my money.

thank u

Hi every1, plz am i safe? I live in d same compound wit my landland and every morning around 6, she ll scatter local soyabeans(oka baba/dawa/jero) at d 2 sides of d building where evry1 will pass on their way out. Later on birds ll fly in 2 pick them. Wot can this mean plz? Shld i confront her cos nön of her children is livin here or am i unnecessarily been suspecious? Plz contribute. Thanks

@MrCrackles,

And all you can say is a little ok? nice man, i like your style.

@poster u don hear?

its ok.

3am, thursday, 13th of May.

any mate here?

u re still asking me?

Thatz the guy's greatest joy about this. Yankee all the way,

if una nko, u go stay here?

Thatz why i like internet. lol,

wot fucking world will be going around researching if your woman is older than you?

Or re u gonna have a sticker on the forehead announcing that?

Abeg, ask her very well maybe there is another important reason,

that reason na wuruwuru n magomago. very childish really.

Three young guys were taken to heaven by Jesus for a visit so they can come back and give accounts.

The 1sy guy from NYC, after seen heaven and all the extraordinary n mouth-watering city of God, he came to Jesus and ask.

Father, plz how many years do u think it will take NYC to be like this place, Jesus answered, roughly 50yrs with very innovative men in Govt.

The 2nd guy from Tokyo,Japan as the same question and Jesus said 100years.


Now, naija guy com ask, Jesus plz be sincere how long do u think it will take Lagos to be like here,

Then Jesus shook his head and bow down and every1 was wondering, when he raised his head, Lo and Behold,  Jesus wept!!!!!!!!!!

All we reeeee sayingggggggg, Yara'dull' give us light.

Yes,  Light, nepa, electricity,  yes, ina ijoba, yea, i mean ina nepa thatz problem,  yes,  light

@justwise



ahhhh really?


How do you think one can identify all these kulikuli colleges then?

Maybe a UCAS college search will do. What do u think?

Devil is there trying to steal the future of a young dude, a dude with a bright future for that matter.

Tell them say the woman is too old.

Tell them say make dem arrange some palmwine tapper and hunters for her, they can have time table.

Ore,  lets look at it this way. Assuming you have occasion to attend with your wife. Who will you take along? Your grandma at home abi?

Thank God u re a christian, so resist the devil and he shall flee, but i know this village pple very well,  they may want to use some

iwo and ofo nla to brainwash you. drop your email so i constantly check on you maybe every month end to see how u re doing

lol,


On a more serious note. U cant do that, u know the answer.  But play them with wisdom, so they wont harm u. like telling them to

allow u to finish your studies and all that, and when u re done with your studies, dont allow any1 of them from that your village know where u live sef, except your younger ones.

den dey craze.

@justwise me,

how u dey egbon?

U know, thatz really true. I even got admission from a college in London for 4k pounds. Only that i cant handle it for now. Degree program for that matter, serious. ai rin jina la'rabuke okere.

den they UK plenty. Colleges that offer degree programs not Universities.

They will pursue you with email sef, make u come pay your deposit and all that.

when popular pple on nairaland got into some problems, they open a new ID so every1 wont know them, uhm, smart pple.



@topic.

Thou shall not commit MUR___________

I can bet with a month salary that this dude is a nigerian!!! Or better still, someone that has been here in naija soil since day1 of her life!!

Can u guys read her English?

Damn, !!!!

menn, u re funny ore,

should u kuku do it?

U have to ask again, then i will know the best answer, as for now, make i check my gal make some corper no dey eyeing her sef, lol,


i wish dey have posted her in one local interior abule make she travel like made b4 she get to your NNSUKA, lol,

U guys should try and let him go. Find a way of running his business for him or something.

Look let me tell you. That may be his only opportunity of getting a Visa in life!!, lol, I have a friend in Uk, though he is not in a big Uni, but a nice college, about 4k pounds per year or something, and he is really doing alot of german german and sponsoring himself.

Its a risk, so you guys shld encourage him to take it.

I will rather empty my GTB account and pursue a degree in UK than to stay around here struggling with nepa problems,

how den go take know wic bank issue am?

Let someone from the family or friend handle his business, if they re faithful enough he can be getting like 150k from them monthly, while he study and work at the same time.

Its an opportunity but it depends if you guys can handle it.

By the way, he has just gotten admission, what about the visa? to me that is the koko.

Peace.

Dear FG

Did you go through all these wahala while you were all young? some of you study on a free ride scholarship here in naija. And look at wot u re using to pay back. O ma se o.

Dear Aasu,

I have AK 47, if i see you in the lecture room without getting your demand, i will, lol,  but u know, let those dude pay you big time, they have the money, so get your share of the 'national cake' too, tomorrow might be too late.

Dear President,
Nigeria Student Association, Its a big shame you guys re sitting at home and didnt pass a circular for a nation wide mass protest. I think they say uneasy lies the head that wear the crown ni ke? seems say the head don sleep with vita foam pillow sef. ahhh,  mo kare lai, lol,

As for u female students, i dont wanna see u on campus with bele o,  uhm,  cos u dey home now dey enjoy o.

Thanks to every1,

He will be there for a new passport tomorrow, do u guys know anyone in Immigration abuja that can help speed up the process?

Thank you all.

Thanks very much every1.

God bless u all.

Hello NLanders,

This pathetic story happened to my best friend last year.

He met this guy in Lagos and the guy promised he will process his visa to the US. Having showed him[my friend] about 3 other visas, German, Uk and US, he quickly fall for the plot and handed over his passport to the guy.

The guy told him he has a link with one of the Governors in the south south and they use that link to get US visa for pple. He told my friend that his application will be prepared and he will be called to the embassy to put in his finger print and that will be all.

The guy then asked of 250k advance payment which my friend paid to his bank account installmetnally. He told no one about this, maybe we would have advise him otherwise.

About 6 weeks later, he said the man called him and said he shld come to Lagos for the finger print stuff. On getting to Lagos, the guy formed another lie and told my friend that he doesnt need to appear in the embassy again as his name as been taking as an aids to the governor so, all he needs to do is to get some money ready for ticket and then the balance. so he came back rejoicing, 3 days later the man called him and said his visa is ready.

The guy gave him a photocopy of the fake visa and said his passport will be given unto him once he made the full payment. As soon as my friend made full payment to his bank, he try to call the man to have his passport back, and lo and behold , the line was switched off for several weeks. My friend is just getting back from his suck now and he then called the man for his passport at least to have the passport back. He man picked the caled and told him that he was a mugu.

The scammer said he is sorry and that he will give him his passort back but he will need to pay 2,000naira back into an account which he will give to him tomorrow, then he will call him to go and pick it somewhere he will describe to him.

I was sad to know all this cos av not been around. How can you guys think we can get this guy?.

During the process, he was communicating with the guy and his messanger and the 2 fone numbers is still working as at now.

How do u think we can get this man? Do u think my friend shld pay 2k naira to get his passport back? knowing fully well that a fake oluwole visa has been sticked to one of the pages? he if get it back can he properly remove the sticker and still use it to apply in any embassy? Right now he needs the passport urgently, he got a job and they want to train him abroad with other 2 people.

Or do u think we shld just forget it and ask him to go and get another passport? plz dont forget that it was a new e-passport. I called the immigration and they said re-issue of e-passport can only be done in Abuja. Does anyone know how long it will take n cost to get a new e-passoprt re-issued in abuja and is there any contact number we can call asap. Its either he produce his passport on Friday or he misses the opportunity.

Plz my fellow naija what do u think i shld advise him?


Thanks very much.