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In pele o gbogbo oniyan. Imisi-Ile ni mon ti a o,

Imesi is surrounded by Otan Ile, Igbajo and Oke mesi[Ekiti State]

Imesi is about 15mins drive to Ibokun as well.

in ku imura odun keresi o, Odun a yabo o, Amin.

Snokky, ticutick

bestbiz:
@Poster,
Naija don dey expensive for now as your 200k will be ok if you go stay for una village and never inform no one that you don land. Guy never try to com show off in PH or Abuja with your 200k. lol

200 in Abuja or PH? 4 where? wetin be 200, see, if he try am, awon guys will just slap am, the money wey den dey use to shaye for a weekend

see my pple, kai, leyin igba to ti mu toju e kuro nbe[after u don have ur round], nah her past be problem now abi?

Oloun mo number ile e,

Yes nah, at least before we get to Z, everyone shld be gone nah, even including the pilot!!!!

A plan took off from the Gatwick Airport going to the States, in the mid-way, the plane started loosing altitude

Then the pilot announce, Ladies n gentlemen, we re loosing altitude, we need to lighten the plane by throwing some luggage out

After about 15 min, he announce again, we re still loosing guys and now some pple have to go!!!

but to make it a fair play we gonna use the Alphabets.

A- Any African on board plz? no man move a nerve

B- Any black on board guys? no response too

C- Any colored? no one moves

D-Any Darky plz. This time the pilot is already loosing his temper.

So, a small black guy move close to his dad and said, Dad, wot re we?

The man replied in a loud voice n said tonight son, we re Zulus!!!!!

~Bluetooth:
Is it for only indigenes or all residents

indigenes ke? i think its for all residents. Who be real omo eko sef?

We all migrated!!!!!!!! .lol, including u!

Right now, Lagos dey change name from Lagos to New Lagos, just like New York/New Jersey

So una neva hear?

Poster, come lekki/The island, u might think u re still in DC area,

phuck_NL:
^^^^^^^^^^^^

I suppose you can't differentiate between 2005 and 2009 abi?
Y resurrect such an oooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllddddddddddd thread?

He is showing us his memory can be very nice!!

A baby that was born then was already in nursery 2!! Why bringing that up man?

Travel scam bag with no office address is not gonna have a cool Xmas bonus here.

I promise u that really.

hadexman:
Really? You just scared me. Fool!

why did u say that?

justwise:
What is that all about? Did u read his reply well?

Wise, certainly not! I can bet on that, lol,

-Bleep-:
Please I need information on philipine Visa and how i can get that urgrntly.
Thanks

Philipine ke? Wot re they doing there?

Anyway, in time of trouble u call on God and in time of needs for urgent info, U call on Google!

He has moderators in every section nah,

His eyes moving everywhere ke? 4 where?

Even devil in his roaming around, to and fro, from heaven cant do that!

debouy:
Contact us for your EXPRESS visas to : [b]KIRIKIRI PRISON, IKOYI PRISON,  PANTI, ALAGBON ETC, [/b]

SIMPLY CONTACT :  BODE GEORGE on 0800 FRAUD 000

JUSTWISE, SNOKKY,  ASIWAJU ETC WHERE UNA DEY. LOL.

P.S : SINCE ALL SCAMMERS ARE HAVING A FIELD DAY ADVERTISING, I MIGHT AS WELL TRY MY LUCK !

Haha, lol, dont even think of joining them!!!

We re devising the best strategy to help them spend some time with Bode.

@Topic

The Fool says in His Heart, there is no God!!!!

netotse:
@snokky
guy you're out of order!
the thread says student visa and after you first posted someone tried to set you straight, and after that you came to start insulting er'one on the thread, that was uncalled for, your post even shows that you didnt go through the thread before posting, i think you coming here to try and scatter the thread is just wrong, this thread has come a long way and we just wont let it go to the dogs now!

ok guys my bad there,

but you know when folks made some mistakes, its aint good calling names either. The bolded word there is good enough


to scatter some grounds but really, it aint worth it.

platinumnk:
see this decapitated fish head rotten mouth

Look illterate. Didnt someone already tell you nicely? See your goat like behavior, always returning to the scene where you recive a beating. 

i would have never responded to the likes of you if you would have never opended that your pus filled mouth to insult the very people you want to help you in your 419 scam.

Canada ke? I've been there, wont be going back soon, its too cold.

Youn think i dont travel?? hahah I can count more countries Ive visited than you can count of 419 scams you were actually sucessful in!

Why are u so bent on traveling abroad , care to run more scams fishmonkey?


When the time comes eh? Please abeg, take your 419 scams and stay in Lagos, we dont want you here!

And besides, unless you are going to be carried on a crate, goats cant ride on seats.

U see u re an idiot big time.

So whoever in Lagos now is a 419 rihgt? i never talk about anything that can make u think of a scam but u cry about 419.

even if u have traveled the world over who give two potatoes?

dont ever reply my post again in your life. u this fool.

if u can prove to me that this is the first time someone will talk about any other visa apart from student visa on this thread,

then i will tell u am sorry, but if not, then i will tell u to plz go to hell.

Mrs i don travel the world finish.

stupid maggot!!!!

platinumnk:
See this Onyeiberibe!
I guess since the beginning of time no one has ever credited you with any form of sense, so quit overworking your poor tired brain!! The Thread Clearly Says STUDENT VISAs? What more do you want?? No you are not going to get a visa for your stupid 419 scam. no one here is going to help you!


Because your goatheadedpigofsatan refused to read, Must you be dragged out of other people's threads with a rope like the animal you are?


Rob?? Rob who? Im not so broke that I have to scam to leave Nigeria! commot from Dia!

U see, u re an idiot and incurable one for that matter.

In a public forum, u dont reply to every post. u could just as well walk off and ignore my post if u re not ok with it.

Look at you who is a 419? that is the problem with u pple in the States, come down to Lekki here and see wots on

ground, omo ale, u re stupid, very stupid to reply to reply me.

the post is for student visa but re u telling me this is the first time another type of visa is mentioned on this thread since the beginning?

U must be a fool. All you want is unnecessary popularity, and i must state clearly here that am not one of those you can use to brag

around some nairaland, never! Imu jina soro pupo!!!!

When the time comes, am gonna lay bare right here your mess in that place u call heaven. How many time av we entered canada?

and u re here bragging around about some States?

U re a fool cos i never talk to you in the first place.

black,


but i thought if they draw but we win, we re going nah, ?

platinumnk:
so because u were not smart enough to graduate it means u can insult people??

The Title says Student VISA Dummy

Go and Create your own wahalla

And no you wont get a business visa.

@nethacker- I dont know if Gonga Aso wants to share

look at this oponu ara ilu dokunnu.

U put dog's mouth to shit?

Wot the hell re u telling me am not smart enough to graduate?,

U re crazy, stupid asshole, wot the hell do u know about me?

After u don rob pple finish all in the name of donation,

Abeg, dont let us start it! Oloshi!

2tait:
I  SEE  NIGERIA IN SOUTH AFRICA!

Good to hear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By the way, re u a prophet plz?


And plz, lets everyone prophesy now o, before the match.

I dont want to begin to hear say one pastor don say we go win or loose o, after the match o,

If u wan prophesy, tete do am now before 2pm tomorrow.

Yes my dear,  i can read that well ,  in fact really well aiight?


When all of you here dreams for Student visas, i just laugh at times,

Even including some of you that are already 27yrs applying for Undergrad courses just to get a visa!!!!

U think dem dey smoke for Lagos or Abuja?

Abeg, lets discuss am whether student or business or even visiting, visa na visa,

siddon dey dream student 4yrs there while time dey go.

Escober92:
Hey folks, I Was just denied a student visa today in abuja and I'm planning on booking another appointment, wat fee should I pay again and how long should i wait to go for another interview. Pls reply urgently. Thanks.

Oh, no, my dear take that easy plz, but dont even think of giving up! Never ever think of that!

By the way, did they stamp your passport with the refusal?

Eyin temi, i want reach out for yankee this december,

any link here? really, i dont wanna use the student stuff,

so many procedures and waits

am thinking of using a business means but how well do u think they

will issue buisness visa for conference and events etc


wot about if i register for about a month professional course will they grant on this?

thanks.

wise leave him alone nah,

Gbenga don learn hin lesson, na clay or sandy soil remain nah,

iyeayo:
Haba! who told you we spend 24hrs in the air?? it not true o, far from that. Its only 23.5hrs in the air, LOL
Anyway, what can we do, this place is good I tell you, but man, it's faaaaaaarrr!
Its summer here now and very hot, but otherwise, this side is cool. How my naija people ?

@iyeola

We dey for naija my dear, the rain is something else this year, its already Nov and we still have some rain last week

look at you, wot is the different btw 24 and 23.5hrs, na just some change mins remain jare.

If i have to take on that kinda journey, i will make sure i visit a medicine store, there is this drug that make u sleep for hours

As soon as I hear the pilot saying. Goodmorning ladies n gentlemen, u re welcome on board, we shall be flying at 33k about the sea leave, bla bla bla,

I don swallow the drug be that, i shld wake up when i get to Australia. lol, 

oh,  my bad, there is no direct flight i think!

There is this man i knew back then, a friend to my brother, he got some cars in Aussy but said he cant even think of sending it to naija cos the bill will kill him, he com dey go europe go buy car send to naija instead.

najia pple dey plenty 4 ur side?

now all of u women wey don marry don read am now, this is a common

11yr old gal. so next time u re preggy, i dont wanna here all those,

Oh, my dear, the back is paining me, oh.ouch, its the leg again, etc u all use to cry about.

If u ever complain pere? I will just __________________

jumokerus:
he doesnt need to go back[b] to russia[/b] . follow up with the address and number above ,

U mean to Nigeria there my dear.

iyeayo:
And me too! I claim it too,  let someone pay me unknowingly to the tune of millions of dollars

I prefer it in Pounds instead!!

Iyeayo,

U dey try o,  this your location is something else o,  won ni e ma n spend 24hrs in the air or something

Good one there,  how your side dey??