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[quote author=Mr.Bones link=topic=582726.msg7522196#msg7522196 date=1294918533]i don't expect dis from el guapo. not funny at all[/quote]not funny, cos its a true life story- i dey dia dat day
if she 0rder 43 and 42 (toad balls and sauce) instead i for undastand

you must be blond ( plenty ofiense)

ehmm!! madam hope u r not blond o

^^^uncle y u dey tell us ur life history na.
or is ur life a joke

wetin bee reyoinders?

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A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little yellow bug and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license.

 She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. ‘What does it look like?' she finally asked.

 The policewoman replied, ‘It's square and it has your picture on it.’

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it, and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,' Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop.’

^^ post your own na

1. When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask:- Are you sleeping?
A: No! I’m training to die

2. Imagine when you take an electronic equipment to a technician to get it fixed and he still asks you:- Need it to be fixed?
A: No, it got bored of staying home alone so I brought It over for a ride

3. When It’s raining and someone notices you going out, they ask: - Are you going out in this rain?
A: No, in the next one
 
4. When you wake up, then comes an  asking you: - You Awake?
A: No. I'm sleep walking!

5. Your friend calls your home phone:- Where are you?
A: At the bus stop!

6. They see you wet coming from the bathroom:- Did you just have a bath?
A: No, I fell in the toilet bowl!

7. You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor and they ask:- Going up?
A: No, no, I am waiting for my apartment to come down and get me.‎​>

8. Your boyfriend comes to your house with a bunch of flowers. And you still ask him:- are those Flowers?
A: No baby! Na Carrots.

9. You’re in the toilet when your wife knocks on the door asking:  - honey wat are you doin in  the toilet?
A: am cooking beans

10. You're on the queue to buy tickets @ the cinema, a friend saw u & ask:- what are u doing here?
A: I'm here to pay my school fees!

And my personal favorite:

You leave your house on a journey and when you come back into the house hours later:
Q: Are you back?
A: No menn l still dey road

^^^scissors or cutlass choose one- comes with free service charge

^^all d Breasticles hav been taken - waka go find ur own

‎​TEACHER SAID: Joh why are U rubbing oil on your head while I am teaching?
JOHNIE SAID: last night I overheard my mum telling my dad, "rub oil on d head if its not going in!!

@Missy Busty
From Hussy to Child, shey na promotion or na demotion

No wahal- mo peak milk for me

ikamefa:


come muki who be dat bros for yah profile

chinekeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!

which bros?


chei!! y di guy dey wear purple na,
haba and the glasses nko- ehmm!!! i comment my reserve

i get attached spontaneously, etting go of is quite hard

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Can i take two separate weeks? [/color]

sure babes
dis week and last week

mukina2:
face front [b]go kiss frog[/b]s jor

hav u found ur prince yet?, i guess u r kissing from d wrong pond

^^^ check his name- mobinGAY

wats d bloody complain over a 2week extension- are the parents scared of spending more time with the kids?, will d kids consume more food? are the schools charging xtra cos of the extension? will d children get dumber cos their holidays were extended?

i really dont get what the fuss is all about!!!

Which upshelf - sumtin wey I jst buy from santa

jst testing

brb

mey ney ney su na na

i wish- i got u a newyear gift

stop stealin shingum -u hear me so

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Too far off [/color]

na wa for u o
we alredi in jan dat leaves only feb- did u need me to break dat down

hw u dey my laydee

georgee:
Always proof-read your thread b4 posting.
Now tell me, wats the meaning of your post?

seconded

jelosi

seek and ye shall find

march will suffice

boredom

ladej:
i love this piece and initiative. so simple yet so effective if followed fully. the blame game has never and will never solve any problem. forget about the government, their parents, society. concentrate on me me me. what have i done to alleviate the situation? it doesnt have to be 500 naira monthly. give as you can honestly as you can afford and do it with a smile.remember God created them as he did you and as he loves a cheerful giver in the religious homes, He probably loves it more when you give to the defenseless children [at least the churches arent defenseless]. imagine the fulfillment your soul will have if u and i decide to visit an orphanage every month, even for 30 mins a month. imagine the joy of those kids when they see you, and the impact on their collective lives. God doesnt bless us for us and our families alone, He blesses us so we can empower generations and communities.

give to whom?

OP wetin concern u?

:ochei!! c mobile airbags/pillows- i feel like sleeping

^^hw far nw?

i don dey chop iron now