₦airaland Forum

Catered4:
Hahahahaha Oluwa ooo. OP this your post got me laughing ooo. I wonder who is worst between my neighbours and yours.
I almost sought for help some months back from my fellow nairalanders but thank God I'm reading your post now.

Here is my neighbours time table. Sex start from 5am and last till 6am. Lots of distraction during my morning devotion. 2pm my neighbours continues from where they stopped in the morning not minding the heat. 12am again, they resume duty. Most times I wonder if Sex was Bread and Beans.

OP as to how your wife feelings, Lol my hubby felt the same way too. Just that Alainironu ni awon neighbors mi meaning, they have nothing to think of unlike us that have lots of targets and responsibilities to meet.

I have no advise to give because I'm also going through the same thing, so I will just wait for nairalanders advise.

So im not the only in dis dilenma, hw does your husband react?

5minsmadness:
Bros we are in the same boat oh. In this instance it is my landlord and his second wife.
https://www.nairaland.com/2024646/landlords-wife-screamer
The thing has become a normal event in our estate, such that even when she screams and moans we just go about our buisness like nothing is going on. I opened a thread about it but later realised there is nothing much I can do about it. My girl tried to get revenge her own way sha................

jst read ur thread, i thot it was jst me... so how do u cope

has anyone experienced somethin similar? care to share

100Cents:
Have you answered this question ?

I will advice you answer your kids first..

i tell tell them he is a wicked man and they should run away from him cos he has ojuju

Dyt:
Snthesis won't just kill me this morning

hiya

asadike:
Lol. If am your wife, na to show them say scream pass scream o. O yes. Dis is some people's year of screaming. Make I laf again :DLolz

lol, but how does the guy keep her screaming for so long....thats d real koko, ive tried various stuffs to please my wife too but....haba 30mins, 1hr non stop chei!!

or cud the couple be pretending

eyeview:
Bros,if I were you I'll pay closer attention to my wife. You haven't seem to have noticed that the thing is getting to your wife. Her imagination is growing towards the man while her perception for you is dwindling. Take note

hmmm, guess i need to drink more orijin- start working out, keep fit

mkpakanaodogwu:
Buy a transistor radio,position it where the noise is coming from,high the volume and u are good to go

that makes it worse, putting the radio off and on will subconsiously still create that distrubance, also i like to sleep with the radio/music off

I cant take this anymore......

....its been going on for too long
.....I've got a noisy couple in my apartment building and the lady is a screamer...

The couple get back home by 6pm, and the screaming moaning, indecent words (baby please F$$k harder, its deep, plleasse, deeper, harder faster I'm sorry, i'll be good bla bla bla,). It starts 30mins later and doesn't end for another 30mins, after which i assume they go 4dinner because it gets quiet, then another round of moaning screaming and wailing starts by 10p.m.

This goes on for at least an one hour. We manage to sleep off, only to be awakened by 4.30a.m with another round of more screams moaning, shouting, begging, pleading, demanding, naughty dirty sounds/words.

This sex pollution is causing a lot of trauma because I've noticed the change in attitude of my wife (like i ain't doing it right and she greets my neighbour extra nicely).

Also my kids keep asking why my neighbour is always beating his wife.

I need advise on what to do because it's really getting outta hand.

And yes, the noise becomes worse if power goes out and we both have to open the windows to our apartment (serviced).

I've considered reporting but the basis of my report is quite awkward

it doesnt add up

me tinks, the couple got nabbed in the act and the only way to save face is to claim rape. i guess the accused person isnt well to do, compared to her hubby, so he gets to take the fall.

haba, hw do u sneak into another man's house by 5a.m to rape his wife, without drugging or using force totally impossicant, cept the some jazz guy swindled the accused that he cud make him invisible

SaiBuharii:
Nigerian army...officially another PDP branch. Others include AIT, NTA, Nigerian Police force, Students Union Association, APGA, SDP, Nigerian Pastors etc.
But we don't care...SAIBUHARI...the change we need.

Seun360:
Nigeria army not good enough to mount road blocks - french defense experts.

SagePerv:
[color=maroon]The Chadians are the catalyst for this operation.
For sure, they don't shot and run. Or nag everyday about how the enemy are more equipped with sophisticated weapons. No they don't. Nigeria should acknowledge chad more.[/color]

indomienoodles:
Story for d Gods...

badbelle peeps, seriously what do you gain by ridiculing your own country

#neveragain

kastonkastrol:
snapping a picture with some APCs doesn't translate into anything.. Show us a single personnel carrier that is been use in fighting boko haram in the north east. You people can only deceive gullible folks like yourselves.

sammyj:
Story story, were them they wen they need them to fight BH. Abeg make we hear word.

bad belle people

how much does it cost to change the case of a kia rio 2013

ehm.... was d sex consensual or forced
that shud guide ur approach

what is 12million doing in a toilet

wow

whats wrong with the pix?

it shows Tuface (or better the director of the photoshoot) has no class, u never light up a cigar with a "lighter" cos it messes up the taste, a matchstick is always d preferred option.

the first question is what role is the candidate applying for? that will determine the best answer

also the terms of engagement i.e KPI are you able to deliver the project Safely, on schedule and within budget- efficiency doesnt apply under project management -you cant be efficiently safe.

nice

Finally I made 1st to comment- Its been a long time coming...ope o!!!

shoutout to Mukina aka mukisses
IICe my loff
Badosky

babasanti:
I bet u even tinubu will use it against buhari if he wins to impeach him n put his boy boy osibanjo there . Shine you eyes I read political science and history for school.

wont be surprised - guess thats why tinubu was crying to be vice president; and he soldout wen he didnt get it,

which yr?

ive been looking for an analysis, such as this.
wud like to add that as with all "Nigerian business mentality" stuffs- alot of entrepreneurs ventured into the real estate/development business hoping for an easy/profit kill cos everbody else was doing it ), but with the drop in oil prices, current political uncertainty, and offcourse the liquidity ratio/spending power- the real estate sector is ready for a drop- perhaps we would see realistic prices as investor will be wellpressed on repaying back the bank loans.

jst to add, i got a mail recently from a popular developer "buy 2 get one free" - guess the rapid expansion and now this oil bust is a big blow to his business model.

think tank my nyansh
Summary:
....d subliminal msg is clear-- sensational blackmail for tinubu to deliver the southwest or forever be labelled a sellout, whilst making the GEJ camp feel relaxed, thinking it has won the battle

aguiyi:
DSS can pick you up for this , its inciting

it is not inciting, its simply an analysis of his speech.

the video (timeline 2.17)
clearly shows Buhari claiming to stop the insurgence within "few" weeks if given a chance as president. now the problem is, this scenario can only play out if
1. he is the mastermind behind the insurgency as such he will simply call his boys to order
2. he is totally clueless and saying want the gullible folks want to hear

i will lean towards item 1 due to the fact that having attained the rank of General (merited or not) he will not be as stupid to say such an insurgence/guerrilla warfare can be resolved within weeks of attaining the post of President.

[flash=425,344]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vtan7pDiaU[/flash]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vtan7pDiaU

sholay2011:
Funny isn't equal to excellent. Topping what list?

October 1 is rightfully occupying that position.

it depends on what ur expectations are from a movie. i was hoping to get entertained and wasnt disappointed

30 days in atlanta should be topping that list

GEJ to win 2015 elections.
Osibanjo steps down prior to elections

Tychamps:
Eww.. I can't believe that.. they have finished the man

d man finished himself, y did he not prepare d necessary funds required to clear his consignment prior to shipping

InvincibleMe:
Thank you! And you that you are full of idea; is it a crime not like the windows OS on phones and tablets?

the operating system on the laplet is very different from the tablets/phone- i know cos i use both. the laplet is basically ur everyday portable laptop, it even has a usb slot.

learn from where others have failed