MrMcJay:
In the city of blind men, the one-eyed man is kind.

go school , u no gree

chei!!! cant u guys read the obvious

somepeeps are trying to paint a pic that ISIS is linked to Boko haram, which is far from the truth
..d rumors have been sown and now with the "arrest of this dude the idea has been firmed


....in a couple of months Boko Haram will be defeated and then guess what we will be inundated will be chants of praise for GMB for bringing peace to the region and lambasting GEJ for being clueless, forgeting that it was all a ploy to destabilize the previous govt and usher in this new phase

and to the Elect-
"They come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious wolves."; "For false messiahs and false prophets will appear and perform great signs and wonders to deceive, if possible, even the elect"

floreat!!!

nice one

sweet ride

it doesnt add up.

mayb she found out that he couldnt assist her with admission and felt used, so decided to payback by claiming rape

excusemyfrench:
I know that bro. Contract staffs were also affected heavily but it's not the way most people see it. They're adequately compensated before their contract is terminated. I entered Shell through my pops influence. I did my Masters degree in Canada as soon I finished my service and by the special grace of God pops used his influence there to bring me in. He still had like 9years there before he retires. I had a job offer in Canada in an oil company too bit I decided to come back home.

too much info....doubt if u truly are a shell staff, bet its a friend of urs or a close relative that actually works with Shell

and it wasnt pushed to fp.....smh

watch this space- the owners are under scrutiny for soundly voicing support to Jonathan re-election bid esp d wazobia crew

Wizapersona:


how did the deal go? did you get a great power bike?

do u have for sale? if yes post pix and specs, thanks

Billyonaire:
Chukwumerije is one of Nigeria's finest legislatures. He will be missed. You are a free energy now, whisper to living the need for think of the corridors of ether.

.....in the light of truth

hi
the much anticipated election will be concluded tomorrow, bet alot of words been added to your lingo this past year- lets collate some of em. just add urs.

TANoids
Buharist:supporter of the Buhari movement

fake

old pix

chei

cool

Hereditary bawo

Fashola should just give up and own up to his clueless unguarded,not-properly-thought-through utterance...

doesnt he understand the security implication of the President been shot/ambushed while in Office. more than 3lives will be affected. the entire country will run amok and this will be reverberated round the world. the President of Nigeria is a very very important person as he directly/indirectly impacts the lives of over 150million people

AwesomelyMade:
If you take a poor man to any of these hotels and pay for his accomodation for just 2 days, at the expiry of the 2 days, he will hide under the bed and refuse to go.

the poor man will beat and mostly curse the person that put him there rather than give the money spent on his accommodation

rokiatu:
P.S the hairy thing is that a turn on?

sharp gal

kowema:
All I see is two compressed loaves of Bread....Notin Dangerous here..

Howevr, I like Munachi

chai

Congrats!!!!

alujonjonkijon:
your real complain should be that very soon your wife will start fucking this neigbhour giving it so hot and so hard to his wife that she screams out with joy.face it.this is a healthy challenge.accept it and start fucking ur own wife real hot.i bless your copule nebor o.thats a healthy great couple living next to u.as a matter of fact.u seems to be talking about me and my babe and you seems to know what exactly my nebor's wife thinks of me.

LMAO @healthy challenge

Drone007:


Though your neighbors are married, still theirs is an abnormal behavior that constitutes an infringement on your rights, a danger to the health and cohesion of your family and a dangerous threat to the moral balance of your young children. You and others in similar situation need not die in silence. Urgently talk to your lawyers NOW.

See these links:

http://www.naij.com/64362.html

Man Gets 6 Months Jail Time For Noisy Lovemaking

A 42 year old man, Romeo Artemio Lori, has bagged himself some jail time, after his neighbours made complaints about his sexual exploits and got him arrested.
The Italian man has been reportedly given a six months jail sentence by the court for being ‘too good at sex’.

According to reports, neighbours of Romeo Artemio Lori, were fed up of all his girlfriend’s noise that emanates from his house during their love making sessions, that they went ahead and complained to a judge.

The latin lovers had been reportedly given several warnings to tone down their ‘love noise’ for the sake of the neighbours, but they ignored the pleas and kept on with the noise daily.

A court heard how at least 12 angry neighbours in Vigodarzere, Padua, said they were disturbed by his sexploits.

The couple’s sessions would go on for more than an hour, a judge heard.
They filed a complaint, citing the case as one of ‘stalking’ because of the way the Italian stallion had terrorised them with the loud noises.

During the hearing Romeo claimed he was being punished for “being too good at sex”.

He also argued that there was a difference between “stalking” and “noises”.

But the judge said he found the neighbour’s demands “reasonable” and sentenced Romeo to spend time alone in prison.

The offender said he intends to appeal the sentence.

No.2:
Couple arrested for loud noise during love making
Some mothers do have them! When some are complaining of not getting ‘it’ enough, some others are being fined for making too much noise while in the act…lol. What kind of romantic abi na sexual noise will a couple come up with during their supposed private time to warrant them being arrested? This has been the question on my mind ever since I stumbled on this story which I found on Yimiton..com and believe you me, am yet to fathom what that ‘noise’ ha been like.

Anyways, the story goes that a couple have been charged with disturbing the peace because of the noise they made during sex. The couple identified as Jessica Angel and Colin McKenzie have been issued with an order requiring them to prevent ‘screaming, loud moaning, swearing and raised voices’ after the police were called to their flat twenty times within the space of four months for the noise they make during sex…na wa o! However, following more complains from neighbors the couple were charged under the Environment Protection Act and they also stand a chance of being fined 3,000 pounds if convicted.
https://micable./2012/08/28/couple-arrested-for-loud-noise-during-love-making/

No.3:
Woman Serves 3 Months in Jail for Having Loud Sex


Read More: Woman Serves 3 Months in Jail for Having Loud Sex [VIDEO] | http://963theblaze.com/woman-serves-3-months-in-jail-for-having-loud-sex-video/?trackback=tsmclip

A couple in England refused to stop having loud sex, resulting in the wife, Caroline, going to jail for “anti-social behavior.” The couple has been married for 30 years and they LOVE rumpy pumpy (as they say across the pond) and are extremely loud about it. The neighbors hate them and have called the police dozens of times, resulting in 30 visits in less than a year to ask them to quiet down.

Caroline can’t get enough of her man’s willy though, and she ended up spending 12 weeks in jail for it.

OK, since when is shagging “anti-social behavior”? And since when are couples who have been married for this many years so Hot?


Read More: Woman Serves 3 Months in Jail for Having Loud Sex [VIDEO] | http://963theblaze.com/woman-serves-3-months-in-jail-for-having-loud-sex-video/?trackback=tsmclip

No actual case in 9ja

sethbanks:
I feel the OP pains,trust me,it's not funny because i've experience same with my former neighbour.My widow was opposite there's,mehn! Come and hear scream as early as 5.am every morning,@8.pm they move to the bathroom then the screaming and moaning becomes terrible. Come and see celebration in my compound when they finally packed out. ''Oga lica i doff my hat for you ohh''!

Na wa

Catered4:







Hahahahaha Oluwa ooo. OP this your post got me laughing ooo. I wonder who is worst between my neighbours and yours.
I almost sought for help some months back from my fellow nairalanders but thank God I'm reading your post now.

Here is my neighbours time table. Sex start from 5am and last till 6am. Lots of distraction during my morning devotion. 2pm my neighbours continues from where they stopped in the morning not minding the heat. 12am again, they resume duty. Most times I wonder if Sex was Bread and Beans.

OP as to how your wife feelings, Lol my hubby felt the same way too. Just that Alainironu ni awon neighbors mi meaning, they have nothing to think of unlike us that have lots of targets and responsibilities to meet.

I have no advise to give because I'm also going through the same thing, so I will just wait for nairalanders advise.

So im not the only in dis dilenma, hw does your husband react?

5minsmadness:


Bros we are in the same boat oh. In this instance it is my landlord and his second wife.
https://www.nairaland.com/2024646/landlords-wife-screamer
The thing has become a normal event in our estate, such that even when she screams and moans we just go about our buisness like nothing is going on. I opened a thread about it but later realised there is nothing much I can do about it. My girl tried to get revenge her own way sha................

jst read ur thread, i thot it was jst me... so how do u cope

has anyone experienced somethin similar? care to share

100Cents:


Have you answered this question ?

I will advice you answer your kids first..

i tell tell them he is a wicked man and they should run away from him cos he has ojuju

Dyt:
Snthesis won't just kill me this morning

hiya

asadike:
Lol. If am your wife, na to show them say scream pass scream o. O yes. Dis is some people's year of screaming. Make I laf again :DLolz

lol, but how does the guy keep her screaming for so long....thats d real koko, ive tried various stuffs to please my wife too but....haba 30mins, 1hr non stop chei!!

or cud the couple be pretending