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nothing- as long as it smells good and u dnt tell me what u put inside

Johnny

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army green fav colour

christmas

now i c where d Porsche cayenne comes in -

OP
modify your poll!!!

^^^tis an offtopic birthday thread- u r totally welcome

Chei! True true hamattan don start, dis joke too dry

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I tink dis is d worst joke- kai d tin dey give me headache sef

For guys: d moment u realize u can't breath witout her

I have known you quite a while,
When you talk, you make me smile.
A special friend, I will probably keep,
If you buy me, a cool jeep.

It’s your birthday, I nearly forgot,
Searched online, bought you squat.
Hope you don’t turn all bitter,
Since you’ve never been a quitter.

I nearly quit, writing this verse,
Mind is blank, it’s a curse.
Soon, your party will be here,
If I wake up, I’ll surely appear.


U've always being special, dnt eva change, . . U totally rock Gorgeous

@debosky
thanks, but once you have graduated from a certified university as a chemical engineer, it is assumed that you have a "sound understanding of energy and material balances, and more importantly, thermodynamics and fluid dynamics" e.t.c.
@ajalenkoko
chemical engineering is quite broad.,i'll talk from a process/flow assurance engineer point of view.

AjanleKoko:
I'm curious to know how training and practice time on a particular software program will enhance your job opportunities as a chemical engineer. Not being sarcastic, mind you, just wondering.

lets start from the basics:
my quote"hed success, is wen "opportunity meets preparedness", no doubt the software's costs a fortune to learn- its usually advisable for people trying to get ahead at work, not for trainee engineers, that being said, we need to keep abreast of the innovations around us, else we get left behind."

key terms:
Ahead: it means "To be more advanced or in an advantageous position"
experienced (opposite of Trainee): "having knowledge or skill from observation or participation"

being ahead is having that extra factor your peers do not have. Lest i forget in this day and age you cant claim to be an experienced process engineer without having the expertise on some of these simulation software.- (take a look at the requirements for experience hires at the moment).


practical example: 3candidates come for an interview same grade, top schools, but only one candidate has experience with the use of simulation tools, most likely than not that candidate will get picked.


P.S

Running simulations/Flow Assurance has a number of benefits, one of which is the ability to run real time envisaged scenarios and cases, interpret the results and then optimally design/redesign appropriately to meet safety and client requirements. Small wonder major multi-national Oil and Gas companies invest a lot of resources in developing/applying new(proven) simulation software that accurately predict flow characteristics.
Flow Assurance is a vital aspect of design/process engineering, as it reduces the costly oops! factor to an absolute minimum provided appropriate data and corresponding correlations are applied.

tired - 2day na 2day

‎​​‎​A man rushes to his house and yells to his wife, "Ngozi, pack ur things! I just won the carlifonia lottery. Ngozi replies, "should I pack for cold or hot weather?
The man replies, 'I don't care, you are going back to ur mother.

Its official-90% of deals ar completed in bars

Fix u - coldplay

Yes I do

Nw can u make rice, dodo and fresh fish for dinner- tanx

Nw I realise y clubs are dimly lit - chei thank goodness I gave out my disposable number

Jelosy

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