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[quote author=Mr. Turkey link=topic=321413.msg7297466#msg7297466 date=1291836697] <sup>this response signifies the height with which human reasoning and rationalizations could ever aspire to in the 21st century, and it shall go down in the annals of men and beasts as a defining paradigmatic moment in the history of civilization. lady, u deserve a nobel prize for this



this must be the height of ludicrousity, ikamefa, you must've been really inspired to dig this out from wherever you dug it out from. chicken soup and bones, i beg to disagree. even my distant cousins would present a more photogenic[b] representation of a gladiator[/b]. somehow, i cannot help but to see the face of our spartacus here [i]synthesizing [/i]into the face of hmmm. . .

me and my big turkey mouth. . .</sup>  [/quote]intelligent -check
Viewer-check
funny- nah
female-check
hurting- check check
efa- check check check or cud it be spiked?

btw- escaped thanksgiving again!! u getting pretty good- watchout xmas is arnd d corner

lysaa:
U'd have done urself a favour by not spitting that out at all as we know that the vaseline isn't for your lips.

lysaa:
to lubricate dry lip

which lips ar u talkin abt

k, ehm u fit open d joint account for my branch

omo to set o

eeeewww!!! remind me not to eat ogbonno or okro in ur crib.

lysaa:
drag a likkle wee wee and feel i-rey to laugh big.

na u send d guy go bank - oyah confess

wetin dey do use vaseline for

‎​A Rasta walks into a Bank and hands a cashier a bag full of marijuana. The angry cashier asks SIR WHAT IS THIS?, the rasta replies "wa yah ask foolish kwestyan, mi come to open a joint account man!!

Frozen also causes bad breath, malaria, schizophrenia. . . .

Seriously nothing worth eatin can be preserved indefinitely

CC!! Which kain wahala b dis,oyah I've bought d car, na to clear am b d nxt tin.

Missy,4all my troubles, special deepfried chicken will do nicely

freezing the food doesnt kill the bacteria inside- it only reduces its activity - so please dont think freezing the food will keep it forever fresh, xcept ofcourse ur freezer runs on liquid nitrogen

u dey ask?- after u went on strike, man kuku branch wendybaby side- wow she's damn good

[size=4pt]i've checked, double checked , tripled checked and maka y, i no c nada for my box, check d addy[/size]

dat night

after a week i suggest u throw it away.

[quote author=Missy ★ B link=topic=564373.msg7294101#msg7294101 date=1291803955]Even after a year [Hyperbole] I still use it, as long as it's frozen.
. No side effects.[/quote]yeah right!!! lai lai i no chop
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^^^ jealosy -
dat fone get 30MP camera, plus rubberband


time to look busy

the back seat is more prestigious - so i guess the MD will naturally be inclined to sit at the Back

comic

Glad U loff d fone -U knw i'll do anythin to please U.


coffee week has officially been closed.

just got mine

lost boredom
gained U

Missy B

- now can i finally get some food WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

y me y u

^^Olga, Pipephase, Pipesim, Flarenet, and dnt forget MS excel- very powerful tool.

@OP
small chops recipe- it depends on d meal- is it eba?, pounded yam,? rice or yam? u wan chop- wateva d case just reduce the quantity/size and Voila!! instant small chops on the go.

y me:
am good honey, u? where u dissappear go self?
let me know when u are done so i can get it off

i didnt see it o- abeg rewind

[quote author=Missy ★ B link=topic=451442.msg7291118#msg7291118 date=1291754862]What can I serve you? [/quote]nothing much- just eggs (roasted not fried), bacon, crispy french toast, pancakes (laced with honey), tea (freshly plucked tea leaves from japan)

serious abt d condoms or the helmets?

ikamefa:

i loff d way u shine ur sexy eyes

time for a breather - ehm wetin i miss

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Sorry, you're late. . .it's all in my tummy [/color]

make/buy/steal/ more - I want cakes

iice:
[color=#9900ff]I need a new phone [/color]

i hav a brand used Nokia with camera

Accidents take a second but
Sufferings last a lifetime !
Please ensure,
Condoms & Helmets
are worn on
appropriate 'Heads'
during 'Respective Rides, 
Especially on vehicles that dont belong to you, as you enjoy this Festive season. Message from your safety Engineer[sub][/sub]

Did I mention dat I loff cakes

Settle down ko, settle up ni.
D question is rili simple- if d church weddin is rili important how come few ppl attend? And if the reception isn't so important how come ppl tend to blow their life savings and more just to have one?

^^contradictory-xcept u make more dan u spend

"Oda Ppls gf" I havnt com across a chic dat doesn't claim not having a bf-real or imaginary, I jst follow d tide and c where it leads- hope U catch my gists now.