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Idowuogbo: U? Smh!

wassap badosky

yuzedo: ROFL!!!! I wish I were half as gooder looking, cute, tall, shy, sweet, reach, hamsum, caring, Gods only gift to womens, romantick, 17" badonkey and leave in Peckham UK London with BMW alloy wills as Mr. Cork.

He is the greatest character to ever strut the Nairaland turf though. Bonafide Colossus! I will meet him someday soon even if I have to pay!

confirmed! u def ar Mr. Cork

Moyola: hehehe!

our Yoruba word 4 - eba not prepared with boiled water and kneaded wiv ur fist to make it edible

lol, nice one, learnt sumtin new

^^^ yummy, u r making hungry, actually im hungry, going to eat

ItsModella: I will and maybe in the process teach adaobi how to whip up some legit ogbono, the igbo way

sweet, salivating already

GraceBestowed: [color=#CD3700]Synthesis, I agree, no girl can do yanga for you, jare, and when wifey come, if she's feeling sick, you can feed yourself, and her.

Meanwhile, your kitchen is very cute! [/color]

awwwh, tanx for d kind words
, now who says d way to a man heart is by food

Moyola: . . .n d eba lookz like "feselu"

jst googled feselu, came up with nada, kindly educate me- whats feselu?

ItsModella: your ogbono looks like a poor man's ogbono...no ugwu, no okro, no spinach, no stock fish, no mangala...just an empty soup.

double chei

pls cUm cook for me please

Moyola: . . .n d eba lookz like "feselu"

chei

mr cork = yuzedo

Moyola: how? where?

its a family recipe- u wont understand, till u taste it, tis pure bliss

ItsModella: ewwww...your ogbono looks funny o, I even thought it was banga soup.

go change ur glasses, go change ur laptop sef, hw can u misview that delicious pot of ogbono for banga-

Beef

adaobi123: I can cook. Not just soups

Not bad. Kudos

and u can openly type this on the web
abeg, go an meet ur mummy to teach u,
on second thots, cu[i]m[/i] over i can teach u, provided u r willing to learn

ogugua88: [size=13pt]Lol he has to start from somewhere.

Oga snthesis, well done. Hope it was tasty. [/size]

Madam thank you, i was hungry- so it didnt matter

adaobi123: @snthesis what Is that ?

so u cant cook

that's eba and ogbono soup, laced with chicken, fresh fish, beef, butter and beer and anything i cud find

ItsModella: typical bachelor meal...very unattractive

just kidding

beef

to this (see pix)

now no Babe, fit do yanga 4me

thanks to Nairaland, i went from this (see pix)

nenergy: Bros, chicken can be grilled, fried, pepper-soupped, crisped, chicken-pied and many more. So i can never get tired of my Woman's chicken.

LMAO

ooman: am not derailing the thread. Am only trying to tell you that you should not victimize people.

victimize how is d op victimizing?

Hi folks,
I just got scammed. I got a flash call from an international number (+16644112011)as a big boy i naturally called back thinking it was a business associate, family or friend, only to hear a recording on the other end of the line, it sparked my interest for over a minute before i eventually cut off the call. i tried calling a friend and the conversation got caught in between which was impossible cos credit no be problem. anywayz checked my balance and discovered that the 10,000.00 my P.A loaded a few minutes b4 the call was gone.
lesson learnt dnt call random numbers. the scamming has gone international -b warned

jaibang: anything like refreshing fart?

farts that smell like roses

ur fones ar switched off

tanx Big -t,

but are there any nutritional supplements to create refreshing farts

Johnnoah1st: u knw get black and white tv 4 house?

u b barca fan shey

abeg wetin b scores

Docs in d house, i solicit for ur kind advise, see the challenge is i have mastered the art of farting in public, i do it so silently noone notices but herein lies d challenge-my Achilles heel- the smell has become horrible of late, i cant even bear it, ppl stopped dancing at a club wen i let one loose, my Gf has threatened to leave me over it, i take perfumes to the office for use wen i let 1 loose, i am afraid of laffing hard, i dont visit NL during office hours anymore jst incase sum1 cracks me up and i let one loose by default. Dockis abeg is there any drug i take to make my farts smell like roses or sumtin lovelier, pls treat as urgent, thanks

I seriously wonder wats strange abt it, our fore-father's kept harems, and only weak men had jst a single wife

[quote author=Area_boy]I'm honestly exhausted from pointing out the problems with this crappy story, so I'll just point out the obvious;

Lets start with the basic idea shall we?


Creation of Day and Night "Day" 1
Creation of Heaven (sky) "Day" 2
Creation of the Earth, the Seas, and the Plants "Day" 3
Creation of the Sun, the Moon, and the Stars "Day" 4
Creation of Fishes and Birds [Beginning of Sexual Reproduction] "Day" 5
Creation of Land Animals (Cattle, Insects, Reptiles, Man) "Day" 6
No Further Emergence of Life Forms on Earth / day of rest "Day" 7




If you genuinely believe this, I'll rank you at the same level with a 5 year old that believes humpty dumpty actually did fall off a wall[/quote]d question i ask is based on "evolution" archaelogical digs, scientific evidence bla bla bla, has the sequence order recorded in d bible proven to be wrong, let me break it further, did Man come on earth before the plants i.e is Man d last creation on earth or is he the 1st or inbetween
were fishes first on earth before the Land animals
what does d evolution sequence state?

[quote author=Area_boy]4) (and please don't give me that thousand years = 1 day bullshit). Remember, there is no measure of "day" without the sun [/quote]herein lies ur challenge, u assume GOD is Man, or reasons like Man, and if u cant grasp d disparity between GOD and Man then u will continue to b confused. i will enlighten with a practical example i am human and u an insect, how will u as an insect measure time, distance, relative to Me a human - will d insect ever grasp d meaning a lifetime of a human is equal to several generations of an insect, same thing with distance, a km to a human will never be a km to an insect, hope u can grasp d relativity. d Bible clearly defines d basis of the relativity with regards to time between God and Man, applying "human knowledge to understand this, is akin to teaching an insect rocket science

greatgenius: see herein lies the problem. You don't and won't approve the evidence even as it is staring you in the face but you expect them to approve your story..In your world if you are right then they must be wrong right ?

Why exactly do you not approve of the universe or earth for that matter being billions of years old? ...and why put atheist/ evolutionist together ? Is atheist now a synonym for evolutionist?

whr in my post did i mention d age of d earth
when i state not requiring scientific evidence, its a faith statement, meaning i dont require scientific proof to believe in God, but for the atheist that do require scientific evidence, he/she should match scientific evidence i.e evolution against the creation sequence as recorded in d bible and see if it doesn't tally.