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190: Keep talking - it would soon be another saturday

quote of the week - d zen master has spoken
guys if any girl dey do shakara just let it out
for singles gals if u notice u are getting too pompous just say it in, keep urself in check

190: Where are these single's meeting
So I can attend as well
You know we are never tired of chasing

mostly non-orthodox churches, u hav to attend the youth's fellowship or singles fellowship, but this one wey u don reach 39yrs, i doubt if they will let u in

[quote author=sexkillz][/quote]it wasnt me- seriously, i dey loyal

honeric01: hope you've left the game?

i tried, but the game keeps throwing out newer hotter models- its hardwork bruv

[quote author=Atheist:-D]Then why dont they do a demonstration for all of us. Get 10 renowned Atheists and then film it live and post on youtube. Let them get down to their special egg throwing etc.[/quote]u still miss d point, even if the event is recorded on live tv, some one will disprove, say it was doctored anything just to satisfy his non "belief' in the supernatural. face it Atheism is a religion based on the "belief" that there is no God- and it is that "belief" that keeps an Atheist going

this thread is flowing- e b like say sexkillz don finally mature or is he on sick leave

honeric01: Then you're missing.

For hunters, these meetings house many preys.

guilty as charged

Ijogz K: lmfaaaaooooo dis is damnnnn hilarious!!!

BarryX: Please dear, you need to cool down biko, my mind is not "warped or obsessed" about SEX as you make it seem, Sex is not something I could be obsessed with, when I have Money in hard currency to be obsessed about, following the Almighty rule of Sweet life 3:16 "chase money and other things shall be added unto you. Don't sweat it, sex is the least of my problems . I was just trying to remind you that the more you "roll" with your girls emotions and affection has a way of throwing people off balance. lol- As for victims of failed marriages: Learn from other peoples experience and make your marriage a model for others to follow, a lesson from mum will go a long way BTW why dwelling on the negative examples of marriages, check around there are still more solid marriages waxing strong than divorce cases, that reminds me MINDSET. Growing up: I think I've grown enough to understand that we're all products of the Marriage institution including YOU. So why not respect your foundation unless you tell me otherwise, I will understand ! ***smiles**

summarize abeg

kulyie: keep quiet joor and stop denying the obvious to start mischief.you and i know what he is implying so quit the lies and pretence

Madam, no vex, ur boy is loyal

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]Men are confused...get a woman who is ready for u, u run away from her to chase a younger woman who is only after ur money or trying to use u to get to the next richer guy [/quote]women confuse guys

Acidosis: bro you're suffering...

you're like a mechanic servicing people's cars without getting paid.. after buying engine oil with your money...

LMAO

[quote author=Atheist:-D]Like the OPC right. I have heard stories about how they use "magic" eggs to fight battles. I await the next battle they fight and will get a front row seat. I just pray they dont get slaughtered [/quote]do u knw how ridiculous u sound, let me break it down for u
u wud only believe if u see it with ur eyes right
but guess what even if u see it with your eyes, and u say it, logicboy wouldnt believe cos he hasnt seen it with his own eyes and so the cycle continues until every atheist sees the events with their own eyes

Idowuogbo:

interesting, most Atheist ask for proof, now the proof has being given ,yet u still doubt the existence of d supernatural

Niflheim: @snthesis, 1.Killing a police man with a knife and a machete is not a supernatural phenomena. 2.Running away from police tear gas is not a sign of supernatural phenomena. 3.Losing 23 members to police bullets is not a sign of supernatural phenomena. 4.Popeye used spinach,Superman flies towards the sun,and 'He-Man' had a magic sword.Also,'THE THING' had a magic ring and all he needed to do is say the magic words,"Thing ring do your thing".Sadly,these magical feats can only be witnessed on Cartoon Network or the Muppet Babies,but not in real life.

common, 90 men armed with Guns were killed by mehn wielding cutlasses, that isnt logical, obviously some magic was involved, the question is how do u xplain this "magic"

Idowuogbo:

u remember wen we had to leave d restaurant in Hilton cos u laffed so hard and mistakenly dropped a loud stinker, u felt so embarrassed u refused to c me 4 a week

sexkillz: [color=#000030]You must have been a victim. [/color]

Nah! u need to hangout in joints to hear d tales of married mehn

Princeparix: #singing d_banj's Bachelor#

u wish, Papa Jnr

i came across this post this morning https://www.nairaland.com/1285383/ombatse-traditionalists-police-killed-membersand the 1st tin that came across my mind is how do atheist explain supernatural phenomena, pls educate us, thanks

Princeparix: definitely

^^^married to a one chance babe

congrats!

im on u

byns: i wonder why the poster would want to have sex outside marriage, it serves you right

mind ur own biz

Idowuogbo: Lmfaoooooooooooooooo! Nikky ti pa mi o.

beef
dnt tempt me o, else i go xpose u

nikkyshyne: Err..sorry. It was a mistake. After going thru the below thread,,,https://www.nairaland.com/1206735/fart-challenge, I hereby divorce you before the wedding.

Thanks and sorry for any inconvenience. It is greatly regretted.

firstly, i'd say thanks for checking on my profile, its a very good first step
secondly, im just being real, bet u fart loud in private and it stinks as well, so y d pretense
finally, if u believe evrthing i post- hen u r on a looooonnnggg thing

p.s
my fart smells like roses now, p.m me for details

nikkyshyne: Commitment!!! Will you marry me? Pleeeaasse

yes boo boo

nikkyshyne: Rubbish post.

suspect

sexkillz: [color=#000030]You must have been a victim. [/color]

i observed, and took to my heels mehn!!!

Top 10 questions to determine if u ar with a "One chance" Babe

1. is she single
2. is she approaching within the 29-33yr age band
3. is she untowardly friendly, tells u money isnt everything
4. out of every two sentence, pregnancy,family must be stated
5. first tin she says is commitment, wants to know where u live, to meet ur folks on the 2nd date
6. she has no particular taste in men, one day she is with a short guy, anothr day na tall dude
7. always in a religious function
8. never misses a social function esp weddings
9. she leads u on, allows u to touch, without too much hassle
10. she laughs at ur incredibly dry jokes.

one chance babes are not after love- they have only one target get married at all cost, so traps have been set waiting for the unsuspecting mumu boy.

guys if u meet a lady with at least 4 of this traits u don jam one chance o- if she mistakenly gets u drunk and u fire unprtected or cd burst, u don buy market, straight to d altar no branching. beware of one chance babes,.
p.s
feel free to add any xteristics i missed

i'm 15, but my papa na Dangote-

post edited (dat pix was for my eyes and tongue only )

my Babe