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OP- ΰ broke a rule, neva mess wit ur pal's GF, its wrong. Its best ΰ tell ur friend rada dan d babe doing d telling.

Missy Bootilicious - ΰ knw  I'd kneel and gladly kiss and suck d pineapple feet on ur chest

As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter with a vibrator.
Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you doing?' The daughter replied:
'mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.'The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his
daughter making passionate love to her vibrator. To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said: 'dad I'm thirty-five, unmarried, and this
thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.'
A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip , placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from,of all places, the living room. She entered that area and observed her husband sitting on the couch, downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV.
The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy. The wife asked: 'What the f, are you doing?'
The husband replied: 'I'm watching football with my son-in-law.'/ :s :O

its getting hot in here

jenny -bring it on- dis guy dey lead o
https://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jezebel/2010/10/teresa32610.gif

wow!! - i just came

why did u go change ur pan[i]ts[/i]

MzDarkSkin:
[color=#0066ff]^^ corns and bunyans apply too i presume? after all they are connected
to the feet, that is connected to the legs, that are connected to the body, which the bosoms are connected to [/color]

lol

sure- provided it has DD b[i]oobies[/i] attached

isolated and dismantled

@babe and Mrs Chima
ehm- y ar u chics all gettin worked up and wet

^^^^ ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

beejaei:
I did not pollute my mind with your reply, but i suspect it was pretty funny and dumb. That is why we love you, our[b] in house mad woman[/b].

chei!!!!!!! beejaei 5-2 jenny

@OP
his name is Pastor Ighodalo not Igholado

What Is Stress?           
You give a lift to a beautiful girl,
she faints inside your car and you take her to the hospital.

Now that's stressful, but at the hospital they say she is pregnant &
congratulate you that you are going to be a father. You say that you are not the
father, but the girl says you are.
This is getting very stressful to prove.

You request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father. After the tests,
the doctor says that you are infertile. You are extremely stressed but relieved.
On your way back home, you start remembering that you left 3 kids at home,

Who the Hell is their father?
NOW THAT'S STRESS!!

^^^i tink her head is the size of a cocunut- dats why she's b[i]itching[/i]

xcited

iice:
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my dad drinks beer, my mum brandy
i drink everything

moving on

^^^mukinsses is back

where my shingum

short nyt again

trust not

Get tipsy and rant on NL

hope it wont b another short night

i try and try but ur so so cold

is it me or U

iice:
[color=#9900ff]66[/color]

prefer 69

Godmother:
Love is patient, love is kind. It has no envy, nor it boasts itself and it is never proud. It rejoices over the evil and is the truth seeker. Love protects; preserves and hopes for the positive aspect of life

yeah- love is a bottle of ice cold Gulder, with fresh fish peppersoup