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I dont know why people are big on this "follow" thing on social media, i have a twitter account to keep up with the happenings of the world and i have like 65 people following me, i dont know where they are following me ........................ ![]() |
its possible nah! Some nights i dey dream say i dey Waldorf Astoria.......... ![]() |
...............meanwhile multichoice if una like make una give "Beyonce" my number to call me, i nor go still renew my subscription . This new scam way una go give one girl with sweet voice phone to call person to renew cannot work on me! ![]() |
rafox2510:Omo poverty way dey sip Hennessy nah "big boy" poverty ooo!! Bros nor vex, why he pain you like that? |
dokiOloye:Thank you sir, i have been 'schooled' can please award me my degree now? ![]() |
Birds of a feather................. ![]() |
Instead make Nigerian government run grab am make he come contribute to our development, na so we go look am till he go slip commot from our hands finally!!! ![]() |
Hahahahahahaha! We all know what they do to thieves in Saudi Arabia...... ![]() |
its all fun and games until One day Junior makes a statement like "daddy its not me that 'do' it"............. The streets will teach you more 'important' life lessons and wont charge you a 'dime'. The biggest irony is that parents who send their kids to this type of school learnt from the streets and became successful, success isnt tied to any institution, its either in you or not.......... ![]() |
Rivers Politics be like Mexican drug wars, it's officially the deadliest in Nigeria........ |
dokiOloye:Oshey!! "ACOUNT OFFICER GENERAL OF THE FEDERATION"!!! ![]() |
E roju ole ee mu, omo yin o shay agbafo ooun ko ashor Wale! "You see something suspicious and you refuse to talk, your child is not a drycleaner but he is bringing home clothes"....................... For Yoruba movie Industry way even some Veterans" still dey collect 70k for a full movie....... |
When your pastor says "sow you your salary for the remaining months in 2016 to provoke the heavens for a 2017 of abundance"............. ![]() |
Hahahahah! Some shallow minded people will swallow this hook, line and sinker, note that he said "we plan to "INVEST" billions of dollars".......... ![]() |
marriage dey sweet her! Congrats dear! Feminists una welldone oooo! I greet una oooo!!! ![]() |
Wow! His daughter is pretty!!! No wonder the husband nor fit wait, he don run 'fence' the land before them even give am C of O....... ![]() |
mhizAnnie:"Regain your figure" to please yourslef? Hahahahahaha! I say it again, its either you are in denial or 'extremely' narcissistic................ Ps- the 'that would still cheat with one amoeba" still shows you want to please him but its just the "cheating" that is paining you . You cannot defy nature honey......... |
mhizAnnie:Hhahahahahaha! Sweetheart you are in denial....... |
*****DRUM ROLLS****!!! ..............AND THE 2016 AMVCA AWARD FOR BEST NEW MOVIE DIRECTOR GOES TO......................................................................... SOMEBODY FILL THE BLANK SPACE ![]() |
Hahahahaahahaha! Nah 4 Abuja them fit try am nah!! If you see people faces for Ph, even "mad men" dey avoid 'sane' men, Portharcourt way nobody dey happy......... ![]() |
Its not by bending bending oooo when nor be Chinese film we wan act........... ![]() |
If only glo will take all that money and use it to upgrade their network, even if its just a wee bit of upgrade........ ![]() |
ciaobrenda:If "conclusion" was an 'olympic' sport you will win 'gold' without even trying............. ![]() |
All is "fair" in "love", 'relationship' is not a business venture where you calculate 'investment' or expect 'profit'................ ![]() |
Those legs if garnished well suppose go well with "chilled" bottles of gulder....... ![]() |
Oshey!!! GIJOE lomo!! |
Omale jati jati! May the gods not give us a child that will bring our downfall! ...... |
Apbl!!! Apbl!!! Apbl!!! Pot belly rambos united!!! ![]() |
Guys dont forget to download the "NTA MOBILE APP" *dodges 44 inches sonywegate tv*!! ![]() |
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Child Abuse! From the type of words she is using, it is obvious the apple did not fall far from the tree.......... ![]() |
Chai!!! Bad investment Egbon Taiwo ko da ooooo!! but why are women always quick to play the "after all i have done for you" card? That is why any babe i dey run show with i dey always keep record................. ![]() |
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its possible nah! Some nights i dey dream say i dey Waldorf Astoria..........
its all fun and games until One day Junior makes a statement like "daddy its not me that 'do' it"............. The streets will teach you more 'important' life lessons and wont charge you a 'dime'. The biggest irony is that parents who send their kids to this type of school learnt from the streets and became successful, success isnt tied to any institution, its either in you or not..........
. All this while he knew what he was doing. Why engage her when you know you are not going to marry her, oh so she can spend more money on you. Shame on you Mr don't even try to put one silly defense up cos it's obvious he is a crook.