₦airaland Forum

NameCheckers:
says who thank God the evidence is there and the contract is valid. I said Liverpool go win, u said nah itz Chelsea. And went ahead to make a promise which I acknowledged young man be ready to fulfil ur promise

Oga you said and i quote "liverpool go 'KNACK' them", 1-2 is not 'knack'.

MENTORCH:
You are so dumb, it's obvious you have never dated a fine girl; that is probably why she is fine in your eyes. She has a very nice body, but not fine facially. Are you blind?

Epele!!! Uncle Einstein, Mr Fineboy!! Mr chics!! If u like curse me from now till u finally learn how to pose, i still put it to you that this girl is "Fine" in all rammification'......

nortcentrallord:
RIP there then brother.

RIP KE? There shall be no 'resting'

NameCheckers:
my guy hafa na? Hope u r ready

1-2 and 1-1, wetin be difference? You said they will "flog" them, implying my team will not "score" this nullifies my "unwritten" contract with you.........

MENTORCH:
But she is not fine, so calm down with the praises.

From this your statement i know say your village people nor fit like you, its "witchcraft" behaviour to see "good" thing and call it "bad"

nortcentrallord:
Looks like she got K leg. Well, one man's food... and beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder.

If she like make she get "q" leg, INFACT MAKE SHE NOR GET LEG........... I STILL DIE DER!!!

watchindelta:
But She no get pretty Face na,

My brother/sister please i beseech you, go to your bathroom or kitchen and wash your face with "cold" water and come back and take a closer look at the pictures.......

vivavik:
lwkmd. U done craze wella, Nigerian girls rock!

Wetin una dey rock?

firstolalekan:
But she's not fine facially too

Even your "pastor" will not be happy with you if he sees the pictures and sees your comment

CornelG:
Chai Guy truly na woman wey go kill you Wish you R.I.P

Leave me lemme die!!!

achieverme:
Pipe low, Mr. The lady deserves to be celebrated. Female soldier is not new; females have been joining Nigerian army since independence or thereabout.

However, female mechanics are very few. This lady decides to do what other ladies would consider too low for their class and that is worth commending. Instead of fooling around and travelling to italy like other girls do, she decided to do whatever her hands find to do. Yes, she should be praised for that.

If we go by your analysis, it means Mr Chukwudi that does female nails down my street deserves a national award too........

Chai!!! This king is "kinging"! Baba after u nah you!!! See Food!! Everything is there!!! Walahi this type of girl will "enslave" me, anything she says is "Final"!!! Its hard to find a girl like this in Nigeria, Nigeria girls will either be fine without shape, have shape without beauty, have front without back, have back without front, this lady has it "All". I DIE DER!!

Chai! What a way to be remembered................ RIP

The second picture is "Epic" their facial expressions :::::

1) The lawyer "whether i win the case or i nor win i don get alert 'Godwin"

2) Warder "chai see big money way dis guy thief and dem dey owe me 4months salary chai which kain life"

3) Police "This guy nah big thief ooo, after dem go say nah we police dey corrupt pass"........

slowbreeze:
Hehehehe....all dese visiting day or interhouse sports day dudes!

Hahaha! Present!! Spoken like a real 'chokor' sister

NameCheckers:
Story..... Liverpool go knack dem

If Liverpool should knack them, every beer you drink for the rest of the year is on me i.e if you are a beer drinker.......

1-1! And you can take it to the bank.......

Jollof rice without plantain

HERSLEY:
Young man chill.... So the soldiers u mentioned, where dey forced to join the military? Are they in the military for free? Ain't they getting paid? For ur info, any soldier u c, is doing wat he/she likes n getting paid. This is Nigeria and not some 1st world country. As such, this is commendable cuz it is a rare venture.

I checked your profile and saw your picture and the 'disappointment' in this your writeup vanished "instantly'! Expecting more from you will be a crime against humanity.

nnokwa042:
ogbeni shut up ur muuder fuccking mouth pls nigerian soldier's re in battle field for money not for anything pls tomorrow may chukwu okike abiama help u to scratch naija soldier's car that will be the end of ur days in this world naija soldier? Got let me not even meet those barbarians even for a second in jesus name amem

You lost me at 'chukwu okike abiama", i will recommend cold bottles of beer, 2-4 everyday after work, it helps with 'bitterness'...

WHAT IS NEW?

lovingyouhun:
But seriously collect that prayer you need am

I nor need am but i still collect am! Blessings nor dey too much lol......

lovingyouhun:
Kpele Bros, it's obvious the economic recession has gotten the best of you. Cheer up, don't be a Saddest OK. Be happy for her, just try I know the economy is hard now..... I pray make God give you work to do soon because only an angry man talks like you, try understand, no be she cause am, ma Bubu

Lol! Amen my brother! Ps- the word is "sadist" not "saddest"......

VikingsOO7:
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You need one shot.

Make it 2.......

Is he applying to be an 'English teacher'? From what i read up there, it is a constrution job, he isnt exactly going to speaking English to the tools, the major requirement is the "technical know how'.............

I dont get what all the fuss about this lady is, it seems our bar for celebrating people in Nigeria is 'very low', she didnt discover the cure for any of Nigerias 'many' problems so why should we declare a public holiday in her honour. It is not as if she is doing charity work or helping the society in any way, she is simply doing what she likes and 'getting paid'.......FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, WE HAVE SOLDIERS UP NORTH SACRIFICING THEIR LIVES EVERYDAY FOR OUR SAFETY AND WE DECIDE TO SHINE SPOTLIGHT ON A LADY TYRING TO GET PAID!!!?? THE OTHER DAY ON NAIRALAND I SAW PICTURES OF SOLDIERS OBSERVING EID PRAYER IN BORNO AND A "FEMALE" SOLDIER WAS AMONG THEM, NOBODY SAID ANYTHING ABOUT A "WOMAN" RISKING HER LIFE FOR THE COUNTRY BUT IF IT IS A "BREADSELLER, MECHANIC OR WOMAN DOING SOMETHING WE SEE AS 'STRANGE" IT WILL MAKE HEADLINES. I HAVE NEVER SEEN A COUNTRY WITH MORE MISPLACED PRIORITIES THAN NIGERIA!!!

it is easier to fool a man when he is hungry..........

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? I'D RATHER DO BOBRISKY OR MS SAHARA THAN AUNTY "HAIR"ENTTA

Abeg where una dey see all these fine chubby wives marry abeg? Nah only all these smartphone, sharwamah and Dubai destiny killers me i dey meet?

IF NA MY PAPA AND MAMA THAT YEAR, JUST MAKE SURE YOU "KEEP DRIVING" oooo DRIVE TO THE FUTURE, WAIT!!! FEAR NOR GO EVEN GREE YOU TRY AM I WILL NEVER FORGET THE DAY WE WENT TO VISIT OUR FAMILY FRIEND AND THEY ASKED "HAVE U EATEN" N I DO MISTAKE TALK "NO", MY MUM JUST GAVE ME "THE LOOK", I DEY CHOP CHICKEN MY HAND BIN DEY SHAKE THAT DAY.................

OMO IBADAN KINI SHOW

Putin!!! Ma "RUGGA"(Russian Nigga)