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Nigerian girls go gree hear!!!?? All dem sabi nah "how did you get my number", "how did you get my pin" like say dem buy phone to dey call and ping themselves". The number of girls way don miss der husband cos of "how did you get my number" "how did you get my pin" eheen, after dem go dey roll 4 ground 4 Shiloh like say husband go fall from up! Them go see fine boy, instead make them make move, dem go dey wait make man come toast them like say them be 'shoprite bread'...............

Oga lets us put all our degrees, educational qualifications and sentiments aside and talk like 2 touts drinking shepe. Tinubu is an ex "governor" and Patience is an ex "First lady". Governor nah "work" that comes with "salary", firstlady nah "work"? Dem dey collect salary? Walahi if it was "Jonathan" himself that had that kind of money, i won't have a problem with it because he is an ex "president" but when a first lady can boast of "millions" of "dollars" HABA!!! Wetin she work? Let us not allow sentiment to blind us completely nah!

Sorry oooo!! Its not fight oooo!! This is just a simple question ooo! Is it by force? What if they dont want to repent? I dont understand why "religious" people want to drag everybody along, you guys are begining to make heaven look like a "ponzi scheme". If truly there is a "hell" then 'automatically' it was designed for people to go...........

joe4christ:
That means we gats play along too Na. Abi you no wan get laid?

My brother!!! The last time i play that rough play, i end up 4 one church where the pastor dey throw "fireball", if u nor fall the kain 5hit combo way ushers go give u ehnnnn..........

asuustrike2009:
means na die u dey oh
means na die u dey oh

Why is it that Nairalanders" cannot just allow somebody to die his die? Is it your 'die" leeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmmeeeeeee oooooooo!! Lemme die!!! We are all going to die, so is it not better to allow what i like kill me??!

beslil:
i go marry u..
i go marry u..

For real? I hope you look like that Ghanaian actress the African king wants to marry or you can cook porridge that will make a man sell his destiiny like Jacob?

Nah 'recharge card" money be that.......... He "must" vomit more, nor be this same Jide give babe "100m" (yes you read well 100million naira) to buy house.............

Is it a conincidence that wizkids story comes after Linda? Nairaland what y'all up to? I see what you guys are doing...............,,

kokoA:
Rest in peace brother.

There shall be no "resting"

olowo72:
Galatians 4:15a

Sorry! Am not a fan of 'gala' anymore, i prefer "fish roll"............

Kate, Vanessa, Nkechi, Dolapo, Cythia, Kemi, Genny, Faith, Amaka, Yemi, make una dey wait u hear!! Am bringing the iphone 7 very soon

..........but he sabi fire

Every woman "God fearing", nah wah who go come marry men like me way nor dey fear?

Jjjjjjjjjjiiiiiiiiisssssssssssoooooooooooooooxxxxx!!!! I need urhobo friends oooooo!! I cannot die without eating these foods. Abeg if you are from Urhobo, man, woman, ghost, mammy or papi water, abeg contact me lets be friends, i buy birthday gifts for my friends when i remember their birthday and i know how to keep a secret. Ps- we can take a trip to your village together........

Mtchhhhhhheeeeewwww! How much be 'plaque' 4 market, nor be to arrange award way nobody know come dey form like say na you work pass, the bar down my street, if u drink 8 bottles of beer dem go give u 'plaque'

Hahahahaha! Unless if the wife nah "orphan" from "India"

she has showed us, now what are we supposed to do?(ps-this is a honest question)

A) contribute and buy her new glass or car?

B) Invoke the spirits of the thieves?

C) declare 5 days of mourning?

D) Feel sorry for her and continue with our lives?

Abeg my fellow "IBADAN" brothers and sisters, dem nor dey flag off anything 4 our state??

Hahahahaha! After all this gra gra, u go still enter under blanket cry

Na 4 women and maybe some men that have something to "loose", any girl way release my naked picture is just 'promoting' my market. Ps- i read my job contract very well, there is no section that states that my 'personal' life is linked to my "work", if them like make them release am 4 cnn my oga nah kuku guy man, we go just fist bump exchange style idea.....

Wow!! My type of woman

Khd95:
why buy ticket,when u can go thru river niger with a canoe

How much do "you" charge for the trip?

He be like say me sef go hire cameraman to dey snap me anytime i buy beer 4 my guys.......

Please who knows any cheap flights to Ivory coast? My destiny is calling.........

eddypatekky:
create a creature let's c wot its gonna look like....idiat

Eh yay!! Sorry you hear!!! There is someone for everyone, the same God that did her own is still on the throne but if you are not religious, there is always "Plastic surgery".........

I swear i don learn new one! If my oga ask me "why are you late", Me- sir am not a 'natural latecomer"

CaraJewel:
ur man boobs twice dat size...are u dat fat?

Ever heard of the word "hyperbole"??

Mtcheeewww!! Isnt it obvious that she replied because she knew he was "abroad"......

Please what is sexy here? My "man" boobs are bigger than her own nah that "king bride" be the ultimate

sevenhundred:
must u insults ur fellow country people? if south african insults nigerian girl u will come online meanwhile u are the cause, haba!!!.

The honourable minister of women affairs in Nigeria!! Am sorry sir! It wont happen again sir, i got carried away......