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Mtcheeeewww! This Asaba geh that is always doing like earthworm, nothing dey d front even the back nah 'filmtrick'........

I saw the advert of the book launch on AIT, when i heard the list of dignitaries billed to attend i realized we have a very very very big problem in Africa. Instead of these men to be meeting to discuss the many many many problems in Africa and ways to solve them, they are meeting to launch a book that won't improve the life of one single African.....

Some people don't just have respect, what gave this Op the impression that he is qualified to advice Dj Cuppy? If nah me be Dj Cuppy i will just hire someone to investigate you and get your 'residential address" then buy all the houses around your house and turn all of them to poultry/piggery, after you enjoy the smell for like 6months you will learn to my your business and watch what you say......

Chai!!! Truly people that have head dont have cap and people that have cap dont have head!!! This guy is the Joseph of our time! Me Soberdrunk!!! before she close door sef we don suspend for air in "Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon Ninja style"!! Madam will not be able to walk/work for at least three days!! My salary alert will be entering at least 1 week ahead of other workers, i will wound madam in a good way!!!

Let me inspire someone this----I bet many people don't know that this guy is a 'veteran actor' and started acting way back with the likes of Jim Iyke, Emeka Ike etc, he was a victim of accidental discharge some years ago and nearly died, he survived the incident and bounced back to fame recently after his Instagram videos went viral. What i am trying to say in a nutshell is "DONT EVER GIVE UP'!! It may take a while but your time will come.........

MicheyJ1:
mods rule two. Lalasticlala

Do you have comprehension issues or you are got me confused with someone else?.........

inositol88:
I have been a platonic friend to this beautiful girl. Our friendship started from our 100 level in the University until we graduated. During our service, year, she informed me she was going to visit me, I was happy. She travelled across 5 states to see me.
Initially I had always had feelings for her, I told her on one occasion while we were undergraduates, she dismissed me and said she only saw me as a platonic friend, no feelings attached. When she came visiting I still told her I wanted her to be my girl cos I loved her, she gave me same answers and told me not to bring up the issue again, else she wud end her friendship with me. She travelled back the next day


Fast forward.....

Recently she called me and said she was relocating to Abuja, (wia I am but staying in a different location from me)
She stated visiting me very often, she came and started acting towards me as if we are dating, then one day she asked me my plans towards her, I told her nothing, I told her I see her as a platonic friend, nothing more, am already into a relational with someone else.

She got mad at me and has been accusing me of breaking her heart, that she had loved me all this while, she refused dating any other parson cos she wanted to build a life with me, and all sorts of blames....

I love her though, but I can't double date,
Recently she has been really making life hard for me with daily accusations in form of texts and watsapp messages,

Pls what should I do? How best do you guys advice I handle this?
No insults pls. I only seek your sincere advice,

Hehehhe!! You were the 'spare tyre' and obviously the main tyre has been punctured, from your writeup it seems you are a 'good guy' but if i were in your shoes i will simply return the favor, make her a 'spare tyre' and use the tyre till it punctures or i puncture it myself.........

Very valid point, you cannot just cannot just wake up one morning and decide to hold political office because you feel you can join two or more sentences together and possess a certain level of oratory prowess or because you feel your present career has become stagnant. A true leader must have prior successful leadership roles and an impeccable record. Despite all the hatred and criticism of our president, one thing you cannot deny is the fact that he has the characteristics of a 'True Leader'.........

This should be an easy case, the last caller is the 'prime suspect'.........

Liliyann:
Nonsense!!!
They will just be disturbing people like sey na their papa own this country!!!

Jealousy!!!

Thinking out loud-----"...but i fine pass Mr Eazi nah!! How can i easily collect this Temi from him"

I hate it and it annoys me in my soul when i hear and see people fall for 'amateur scams', i know it is futile crying over spilt milk but this your case had all the warning signs and i cannot help but blame you for falling so easily. How can you pay over $1k for a job placement, did they promise you a job as the Canadian prime minister's PA? You did not ask for the name of the company and the website to know if the company truly exists? You did not investigate if 'Sisa Travels and tour' is a licensed company and check if they have successfully gotten employment for others before, you didn't record a simple video of the whole transaction? You didn't keep proof of payment of funds into the 'company account' or get a lawyer to witness such a huge transaction? You were very careless about the whole thing and i dont reckon getting your money back will be an easy task but at least now you will be more careful.......

The rate at with Nigerian ladies are commercializing their 'private part', very soon it will be selling on Jumia and Konga.......

Marketed and distributed by AMACO investments ltd, shop 56 Ubasin Plaza Alaba international market, No 17 One pound road Aba...............

Ha!!! She left with your clothes!! Ha JIBI JIBI JIBI JIBI!! Right now your clothes are in her prohets house right next to 6 burning candles, three red, two black, one white and one green candle. The only solution is for you to put her in one hotel,order 9bottles of gulder to that room and invite me then leave me and her for '2 days' so i can connect with her on a spiritual level to free you from bondage........

See how she be like low budget 3 for 100naira meatpie......

See how she keep face like Satis beef in the second picture! Virgin ko!! Margin ni!!

"Desire Hotel and resort" i like the name of the hotel, fear girls called "Ifeoma". "Harder"!!! "Harder"!!! "Prove to me that you are a man"!!! "Is that all you got"!!! Guys beware of this type of talk during 'active service", it is just the devil speaking through his daughter and trying to call you home......

Nigerian feminists when are you ladies protesting, i want to show my unwavering support!!

Hahahahahahah!!! If this is true, the population of demon children that some of us have is bigger than the population of China

People have mind sha!! See how this guy is playing with his pension.....

You can tell a lot from a woman's hands......

Some people don't fear Magun sha.....

If it were Nigeria some people will not let us hear word.....

People have mind oooo!!! I cannot steal ordinary chewing gum knowing how angry Nigerians are.......

The lady should be arrested too, she is a criminal for wanting to buy 'questionable' goods.....

The way this "Billionaire" word is used these days ehen, abeg what makes someone a 'billionaire' in Nigeria again?

These are the type of women every 'responsible' mother wakes up in the middle of the night to pray their sons never meet, the 'wants' of these ones will be able to finance the budget of a small third world country.......

Looking at this picture proves that the importance of money cannot be over emphasized.......

29milion naira for just a night!!!?? Checkout time fit still be 12pm and all these big men get to the hotels late, so let's assume someone gets to the hotel by 7pm and checkout time is 12pm, 7pm to 12pm= 17hours so 29million divided by 17= 1.705882 so this means someone paid 1.7 million naira per hour just to sleep. Now let us assume that you use the full '24 hours' you will still pay 1.2million per hour. To put this in perspective, an average banker in Nigeria earns 100-150k so this means you have used the "ANNUAL" salary of someone that works from 7am-7pm to sleep in hotel for "1 HOUR"..........