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Mummy yo!! At a point this mummy nor bad oo!! After like 3 cold Gulder and 1 hot heineken we can work with the available resources......

FATHER! FATHER HEEEEEYYYY!!

Hahahaha @ "mistakenly ejaculated inside her", anyway fear not!! In some ladies postinor2 changes their cycle so maybe period just came early. Next time work on your 'pull out game", the second you get that 'sweet feeling' start coming out....

Na wa oooo!! Nigerians can lie sha!! People will be shouting "Buhari ooo!! Things are hard things are tight' but come to food section and see what they are consuming. One individual put one chicken way be like '6months old baby lap' and another one set '1 full carton of chi juice' and na their type go dey shout "Buhari has lock everywhere" pass!!

See achievement "Eze Taiwan', which one is 'self acclaimed spiritual leader of Igbos" abeg how many 'leaders' una get for igboland?

WE DIE HERE!! It shall not be well with 'Poverty', the full money for the guy account fit nor reach "$100"......

So if she says she 'wants to go' i should tie her with my phone charger and lock her inside cupboard?


Ps-Love/relationships isn't for everybody, some of us will never find love but we can all enjoy the lovely feeling you get from "Cold GULDER' and catfish peppersoup....... (i swear Nigerian Breweries suppose buy this line from me)

See their faces like 'rejected sacrifice' When i become president of Nigeria we will not be wasting our resources to give these unscrupulous elements free food and hotel accommodation all in the name of 'prison sentence', if you commit any 'major crime' that involves 'loss of life' we will just end you very fast and sell you as 'spare parts' in the foreign market to generate revenue that we will use to make life better for citizens that are useful to the nation........

How can any man in his right man let a woman like Sonia go??!! Nobody should come at me with that 'character' rubbish, if you as hot as Sonia you are legally allowed to have 'bad character', it is in the Nigerian constitution......

Died like a REAL G Ma man!!!

Ps-"harder!!" "Faster" "Is that all you got"!!! "Prove to me you are a man" "Choke me"!! Guys tread with caution when you start hearing these words because it is either 'death' or "jail" calling you......

How much is LG flatron tv again?

I hope Ogbonna bought his jersey himself before Mrs Nwakwo senior picks 'the Mic' again........

Collector lo mo!!!

Did he hide on a tree for 12 hours again?? Fear fear man!!

klax:
Mr man shut up and feck off. Name one apc bigwigs that does not owned property outside Nigeria pls name one including Buhari your rogue saint? Can you tell me does Buhari rented a house for his kids abroad where they school Pls does Tinubu rented his mansion in UK Pls the mansion in Dubai owned by Akapbio what about it? The multimillion mansion owned by Burantal the chief of army in Dubai what about it The mansion owned by Aisha Buhari secretly in Dubai pls what about it? Oh you think we are all fools bro we know as go dey go so kindly shut up.


Peter obi owned a mansion in UK I put it to you again and again name one apc bigwig with no mansion outside Nigeria then I will drop the bombshell with evidence that will shock you and your fellow fools. Buhari is a very dangerous cunning pretending rogue I will say it million time because his kids studying abroad are not living in a rented house bro get that to your head and stop vomiting thrash.

Rewrite correctly and I just might reply you.......

Hustlerlomo:
Your handle says it all, oloti oshi.. na only 4 months remain, e go clear for una eyes like DSTV.

Omo Ale! What is the correlation between "4 months" and fact that the man that you myopic individuals see as 'assistant savior' keeps dishing out 'hot lies'?

This Mr Peter tells too many lies, this same man told us he has had only one wristwatch for over 17 years, the most annoying part is how some overly sentimental and myopic individuals will still come out and defend him just because of their unexplainable hatred for the present administration. I will continue to say it and i dont care whose ox is gored, all those screaming 'atikulate' do not care about the future of our nation but simply want the present administration out either due to sentimental or financial reasons, a sick man 'knowingly' taking the 'wrong drugs' has either fallen in love with death or is tired of life, with the way some people are badmouthing this administration you will think they will support new candidates/parties that have 'brilliant ideas' on how to move the nation forward with everything but No!! They would rather go with 'the old wine in new bottle', an individual that everyone knows his character is questionable and his sidekick that keeps feeding us 'cheap lies'

Just watch how the opposition will take advantage of this senseless killing.......

Oshey!!!! Crouching Rhino hanging Chimp nah hime sure pass!!

Kai!!! Why nah!!!

I have friends that will definitely come before my future wife!!

Kabiye osi oooooo!!! Ki Ade kpe lori, ki bata kpe lese!! Baami agba!!!

.........when you have collected thousands of dollars to arrange 'draw' and one unfortunate player decides to show himself....

"10 billion" a month to his handover" Baba don collect pension and money for lawyers, Ekiti people have 'literally' eaten their future......

"Am in pains!!! I cannot move this neck, if anything should happen to me the IG should be held responsible" A 'desperate' man will say anything to save his neck.......

She never 'experereted' it.....,,

Nothing is sweeter than finding that woman you cant get enough of.......

No 6 Portharcourt International Airport.......... Who off light!!

Damn!!! Abasi mbok!!! Ontop 'mobile phones'!!! See how them reconfigure somebody physical attributes......