₦airaland Forum

Car 'jigi jigi' can sweet sha!!! I don't know why we like to make a big deal out of sex, the hard fact is you can "Love" one person and get "maximum' sexual satisfaction from another, love and sexual satisfaction are not "always" tied together.....

"1000 kilometers per hour"!!!! Where am i rushing to? Ordinary 120km per hour inside car dey cut my mind, to put this in perspective, Portharcourt to Lagos is 458km and normally a 5-7 hours journey so with this new technology we can do Portharcourt to Lagos in less than 30mins..........

You cannot fight DESTINY.......

This our governor that talks anyhow, it is a shame that the Nigerian Senate is now a "retirement home".........

"2 MILLION DOLLARS" and it cannot carry up to 50 people, where will i keep all my friends and family members when we want to make a trip??

Small girl "Average" god

If I bring out "508 million naira" to buy "cars", my convoy will be intimidating my state governors convoy...........

Damn!!! My pilot has been scamming me......

Nowadays to find your dream woman all you have to do is either sleep and dream or MAKE MONEY!!!(lots of it)

OH ZADDY!!! I Dinor say anything ooo!! Make I face my beer abeg;!!

Them suppose lock these two for laboratory use them test new vaccines.........

Only things like "Insufficient balance", "Your loan is due in 5 days", "Oga our beer is not cold" "we dont have catfish", "we need to run more tests" "Oga we go buy new one", and a few other things depress me, i just cannot comprehend how someone like Harrysong with all that money, fame and sixpack will open his mouth and be saying "Depression"........

Them Edit the pictures so tay' both of them be like "Walt Disney" characters.....

"SOBERDRUNK" t-shirts coming soon!!! Any Nairalander that doesn't buy is an enemy of progress.......

Hahahahhaha!! I already have too many problems so lemme just laugh and walk away, maybe my brother Areaboy2 has something to say.....

No wonder he likes to "PUMP"

So this small boy will soon start earning in a week what some of us with our big bele and 'bia bia' cannot earn in a year, my own 9 year old nephew nor sabi pass 'Cartoon' and 'pringles', no hope of anybody signing him unless Ben10' dey find ambassador......

Dear ladies if you are bleaching or your fingers look like something out of a scary movie please! Please! Wear gloves when you want to show the whole world your engagement ring, we have already seen too many scary things in our country for you to be adding to our problems......

Ladies with daddy issues everywhere!! All these ladies wont let our daddies leave inheritance for us.........

Kai!! What a pity!!! Some kids are about to lose their inheritance......

See mind!!! Baba go "House of Assembly"......

Stupid child, he couldn't even negotiate for a better price......

Small Boy big babe.....

The criminal face go sweet to slap ooo! Fresh face for Vip beating......

You will read some people's problem and to flog them kpankere' will just be "hungrying" you don't have terminal disease, you are not owing landlord, you don't have debt in millions, hunger is not sharing the same house with you, just because the man you married donated sperm somewhere you are now doing as if world wants to end, aunty you better give yourself brain!!

From the picture it is obvious who the 'rupturer' is and the 'rupturee'.......

JUBSAM:
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Still need the land at Obio Akpor?