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Mtcheeeewww!!! Competition that i will win easily!!

............and they say Buhari is old.....

Earthbound:
I cried a little bit when Tanzania removed Nigeria from its visa free countries.

Soberdrunk, where you dey?

ndugu yangu hii ikebe itaweka mtu kwa taabu(My brother this Ikebe will put someone in trouble in Swahili)

On this early rainy Monday morning........

See how them waste extra material that someone can use to sew shirt on his shoulder.....

legibow:
laff.... This highp man � is high on tramador ....

Olorun maje!! Tramadol how!!?? Anything way pass "Beer" i nor dey near am......

One day...........

As you see me so, i nor send you ooo . Which one is "Davidos chioma"? Making it sound like he bought her in auction....

If your child is 'male' you have nothing to worry about but if its a "female" Hmmmm!!

Romance is far more easier when their is finance.....

Op take your time ooo!!! This is not "cleavage", this is "CHEST"!! She be like the 'new edition' of Grace Jones......

TheOdd1sOut:
Would you sleep with her?

Why not!! What if her name is Helen Ifeoma Vincent and she has a positive spirit, no need jumping into unnecessary conclusions ........

Is it time for riddles and jokes??

See "aggressive marketing" ooooo!! At 20 this one wants to be chopping cucumber 24/7, my friend will you goan' carry your book!!! With her face like South African meatpie.....

We are waiting for 6pm to hear the new gist Dilector' has for us, i am almost sure he is going to boast as usual how he is 'untouchable' and how he has the whole United Nations in his breast pocket and how the Israeli top government officials picked him up with invisible helicopter .......

There is something off about this lady, she has all the features but just lacks that 'sexiness'.......

THREE COURSE MEAL!!! We die here!! Only two things can happen when Soberdrunk and this Miss Waist jam, its either we need a 'new bed' and 'mopping stick' or we need ambulance either way i cannot waste this waist.....

What a dull man!!! My people say "Suspicion is the drug of the elders", how can you not know your children, me Soberdrunk from the way my son cries and handles his mother breast i will already know if he is truly mine or his mother did 'Goal Goal anybody can win'.........

I will be driving '911 Trailer" from Oyigbo to Borokiri to support his Excellency Governor Nyesome Wike's second term on the first Saturday of December, please if you live in Portharcourt and you don't have anything important to do on that day 'STAY IN YOUR HOUSE"!!! My hand never too strong so the lesser people on the road the better........

See "The rock" baba don humble.....

Kennitrust:
guy, You just make my day today.







God bless you for provoking such laugh for me.

You are welcome bro!! "NEVER"! Allow anything or anybody take away your laughter!!!

This one is just looking for one rich man that she will turn to ATM after taking advantage of her younger brother's mate.......

If i was a NAF staff in that community i'd be like "CHALLENGE ACCEPTED"!!!

Even if she stepped on 'blood', our tradition is our tradition and we should be proud of it!!.......

Me Soberdrunk!!! How can i have quater of this guy's money and some miscreants will just pick me up like snail IMPOSSICANT!!! I will have the best security both "physical' and "spiritual", both "Local" and "international"......

Money that i will use and buy 3 new transformers in my area and become estate chairman and everybody must come to my house and greet me before leaving for work, when i leave Nepa will take light till i come back at Night....