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film3four:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTLu32MF9f0

How can a private security guard Prevent a police officer's movement

APC now

Just speak for your self and your fellow criminals

Righteousness2:
Mysteries upon mysteries in Mysterious times and in a Mysterious world..

Anymoment from now, the Greatest Mystery of all times will rattle and shake the earth it to its Foundation.

It is gonna be like every normal day,
Many will be in their offices, schools and businesses,
Some may be traveling on air and on land.
Some will be in bed with their Spouses or frolicking with their Sin Partners,
Some will be on Nairaland arguing and insulting themselves.

Suddenly, Unexpectedly and Unannounced,
The TRUMPET will Blast and the Ears of all whovare Saved and Washed in Blood of JESUS Christ will hear it and will Mysteriously vanish from this Sinking World.

Phone networks will be jammed,
Police stations and the streets will filled with people lamenting and reporting about Loved ones who suddenly Disappeared.

There will be Worldwide commotion and Confusion as Everyone left behind will be in a state of complete Comatose and Quagmire.

Righteousness, by the Grace of GOD will definitely not be available to explain anything to anyone as He has Mysteriously vanished to Meet JESUS in the air.

Get Ready Folks! This is not a story or a threat! It is a Guarantee! JESUS is Coming!
Get Ready now or Be left behind! The Choice is completely yours.

U no dey disappoint

FFK on his way

Ah, shebi my guy think say na opposition player touch am. So he wants ref to blow foul against himself.
No sense atall, take this small flogging

Ladies and gentlemen, the goat � we thought was fried with kings power oil and eaten at salah was truly slaughtered at stamford bridge.. �
Chelsea will come for man utd like:

And officer woos

siofra:
Why will you kneel down to apologize to your boyfriend?

She for lie down abi?
Lazzzy assss people

Desmond idiot ur children have finally become adults

BeeBeeOoh:
Lastly, thanks to Buhari for uniting Nigerians more than before. He really tried by categorising Nigerians into [/b]95%ters and 5%ters[b], DOTians and Circlians.

95%ters and 7%ters

Honda for front, acura for back.
Coat of many colors

Dailymice:
If a Southerner rises, he MUST be stopped by a Northerner. The hate the North has generated towards Obi Cubana following his MASSIVE Wins is unprecedented. Look at Abba Kyari - a whole FBI indicted him, but EFCC was in Buhari's toilet leaking his poo, now Jealous Northerners led by Malaweed have decided to remember him cause he is a southerner and even worse an Igbo man


The Igbos in their righteous minds will continue to punish the north by sharing its wealth amongst brothers while developing ourselves in science, tech, education, and general infrasturcture.

In lie mohamed's words: "as at the time of his arrest, he was wearing expensive clothes, shoes bags including fendi, Gucci, Nike. He also flew first class and has expensive cars plus he spent so much money on his mother's burial. In this hard times anybody who can buy gas or even plantain is corrupt"
Sai baba

Maks27:
Sir can it be posted through post office

U pay

mannatech:
Madness dey some girls body because then think say man keep them for house mean say dey go dey forget their manners anyhow.

A lady really annoyed me this morning.
I had gone to the park to board a taxi back home. The guy who was loading for the driver directed me to the taxi that was loading. An elderly guy sat at the front seat while a lady was seated by the door and she was the only one sitting at the back. Note that the drivers take three passengers at the back.
Immediately I saw how the lady sat at the door- her body language- I decided to enter from the other side but another passenger beat me to it plus I was approaching the taxi from her side to I just decided to enter through there.
The lady rather than shift to the middle came out for me to enter without any form of excuse which I found annoying.
I made my displeasure know to her but she just kept mute as if no be human being dey follow talk. I still repeated myself.this lady just start blowing out like burning charcoal, shouting at the top of her voice that "do I think she is a baby for me to treat her like that".

To make matters worse,the passengers and driver were telling me to not retaliate because na women. Na so we go continue to dey tolerate nonsense. Even na guy, I go still tell am wetin he do no correct.

What if na one chance...

Maks27:
nairalannders.
Please if you have a old or bad Android phone you are not using again please help me with it.
I am in desperate need of an Android phone. I am a student and I am Missing a lot without an Android
I don't mind if it's bad but repairable
Thanks in advance
My location is Ogun state

Ok I have one in port harcourt, come to ph and take it

ItsGoodToBeGood:
We, the Chelsea fans stands with Ole...





Ole should be given enough time to build a formidable team



KTBFFH

Yes a team everybody wants to play against...
Hahahha

Promzy99:
A customer I was conversing with today, told me that d parents should kill a snake nd wrap it around her waist, that it wud stop d flow. I dnt really knw how true.

Dats not true, its just a myth we use on kids to scare dem to stop pissing at nite

Toks2008:
First pray to GOD to be financially blessed.

Now understand this... A broke or struggling guy can give a lady 100k and cry a river if the lady misbehaves, a millionaire will give double of that and smile if the lady misbehaves.

So when I created the thread I was referring to ladies with the Entitlement mindset so be smart enough to know the difference.

You can't claim to have a lady if you can't spend on her, give her gifts or even invest on her of you can but if the lady is the type who feels she is entitled because she is with you then that changes the whole narrative.

I know about two ladies on Nairaland that if I'm dating I will spend millions on to boost their business cos these ladies have never shown any sign of entitlement to men instead they do their best to have their own businesses...

All these boys on this thread saying they can't give a lady their money are not mature enough to grasp the concept of giving to a lady who is worth it and ignoring those who think they are entitled to it.

How many did your father give u and your mother and how many have you given ur mother, father and sisters

BlowYourMind:
Are pastors the SON of GOD, do they have recreation power that Jesus have?

In other words only Jesus should/can use coconut since he is the son of god. The pastor wey teach u this thing dey sick

BlowYourMind:
Quite obvious, did Jesus use coconut?

Jesus used saliva and clay. So u prefer the pastors saliver abi?

Even if them loss, who go get mind find liability...

See eh...
I don't mind spending on girls o (or even my guys them), but na that entitlement mentality dey pain me.... They believe that because hole dey their body it automatically means that they are worth spending on..

U dey on point, one call for phone say she need money she no well. Oya babe come house immediately she tell me say she need the money so DAT she go begin go back. How? No even proper greetings sec and not minding I have a guest at home. Quickly my friend just tap me say this one na future liability

tendingNews:
Watch the video HERE

Saggy boobs matter?
How na...

Vinnie2000:
Lolss..
OP
It is Not Easy nah..

Our Naija Babes are Hungry and Broke and need Helpers!
One I met dis year on a Date told me: My Store rent has expired, the money is N75,000 and I have only N2000..

Na once, I Quickly advise myself!

Watin she dey sell for her store wey no get profit.

Fahdiga:
One of em spotted. Sex is the only thing they can offer

God bless you, ma gee

siofra:
Trash!!!
Why don't you tell your fellow men not to ask for sex too early in a relationship. Why don't you give the woman time to adjust?

If she initiates it FINE!!! But don't coerce her.

Who's talking...

Shegzy8:
President Buhari

President Buhari

Optimistguy1969:
Words and synonyms:


Werner = Miss, throway, can't score, go wide, over the bar, hit the woodwork, side netting

Offside....

APCNig:
It's not the incompetent tailors fault, if our best tailor Oga Abba Kyari is not wanted by FBI, he would have sown a beautiful trouser for our darling terrorist mannequin

Yes oo

Tailor kyari

Talor kyari