₦airaland Forum

yarimo:
Re arrange your English pls

Oga keep quiet abeg...your own written English is far more incomprehensible.

Lekby25:
Tell us the one you are doing that is profitable, we don't want theory here, we want practical.

Don't mind the guy,he just has a no idea what business entails.. person wey still dey him papa house.

Stephen0mozzy:
There are many businesses that are profitable Oga. It's either you're too proud to start one or you're too broke to afford the startup capital.

Example of the ones you're too proud to start

1. Waste disposal
2. Laundry
3. Buy and sell from village market


Examples of the ones you're too broke to start
1. Shipping and forwarding
2. Import from China
3. Oil and Gas logistics
4. Private School

ITK.. which business have you ever done or become successful at?

Racoon:
Sadly all these shit being by South Africans were declered not to be zenophobic attacks @ the last AU assembly

Yes sadly they may have a point,because our people in criminal activities got killed and were labeled xenophobic deaths.

You are definitely married to a glutton..... and it's nothing to be proud of. Abi you plan to use obesity off the man make you for "shèŕè ĺoʻ" ?

What's most painful is the day this dude will realize he was not the only 🪳 in her cupboard.....only then will he realize the joke is on his freedom for life.

Kennitrust:
The emptiness of this life supposed to discourage people of doing anything meaningful.

Life looks so fake that you don't understand it meaning.

I wish I'd die when I did not grow to understand something as terrible as death.

"Not all wars are won with weapons. There are wars won with words".
Free edit
Thank you ,don't mention!

Nigerians are sufferingo!
. Chai! Balablu and every thieving Nigerian politician since 1960 no go die beta

torqque7:
For some strange reason a no body like you also thinks your opinion about someone you called a nobody matters. For your mind now you made sense with this your extremely du- mb post

I never knew go-ats now use phone...Who let this go-at out?

Saturnalia:
Ask Obasanjo and Atiku to account for or refund our $16 Billion they spent on Electricity. Then, we will take him seriously.

compared to #15 trillionN? You must be high on some cheap fix

Namaster:
WHY?!

Why would a FIRST-TIER bank engage with a RASCAL?

He looks REPULSIVE.
He speaks REPULSIVELY.
His character is REPULSIVE.

What does First Bank hope to achieve with this ENGAGEMENT?

All these you wrote would have had meaning if a "somebody " like Davido said it....but alas the nobodies always think their opinions matter when discussing a "somebody "

illicit:
No nah

Pls talk about her with respect

She fit be my wife in the nearest future

No be say I no go give am monkey shadow o but pls nah...

love nwantintin.... una get mind o still dey use the word "wife", e no dey my dictionary again

illicit:
Mary dey with me...

She will pray for us

Please give her "snake in the monkey shadow" style tonight

Diamond098454:
Yes............ It sound so sweet and funny "perfect💯 "

My day is pleasant because you like it....

illicit:
Abeg no talk about her like that...

I foh for her

🤗

You are definitely going to be in my prayers..God save you

illicit:
How dare u talk shii about the innocent Ibo girl Angel Mary

😉

Taa!! Who be that one?
That babe wey no get levels?
Wey dey use palm oil fry egg?

Diamond098454:
Hahaha you just went round Narialand neighborhood hahaha I can't stop laughing ooooo

Do you like it?

ednut1:
Some are owned by immigrants fleeing the police, some are for people who relocated back but still owning car loan. The dealership is supposed to come take them. When i visited shell IA in port harcourt there were cars parked there for 10-20 years. The owners died offshore on the rigs

yes people die. But in the oil rig deaths, is the company not supposed to hand over personal belongings to the deaseased persons family?

Happy birthday to you today...

ChisomLexus:
The way these actresses jump from one relationship to another always surprises me, I can't o

who we go ask now..ehh chisomlegxus?

saintopus:
So where the woman con get the disease from? Is DRC or Uganda?

women Waka Waka,maybe she do stop over go see one rich man

Leemzyy:
They are probably also taking you for sport, it's not One-sided sir

Sure I know,but I always initiate the sporting activity when necessary. Nothing can ever make me go into marriage again. I prefer being feared than loved

I don't feel anything for women nowadays, just meant for sport

omoredia:
When they bow down to a stone is that worship of the true God? God condemns the bowing down in worship to any object

Jesus statue and mother of marry statue that Catholics bow to is what?? Hypocrisy!!

Naturally Umahi no get sense.

ChisomLexus:
Maybe the women in your family, some of us can feed ourselves comfortably

E pain you? Truth is bitter nne

Last weekend,due to the magnanimous state of my being,i decided to pay fellow Nairalanders an unscheduled visit.
I planned to drive through ikoyi since I will be dropping off my girlfriend at her place in banana island. While I passed Pocahontas house around Glover road,I perceived the smell of dog beef..her masters dog eats only beef...and oh her father is the gateman there. Ginger, and garlic aroma was coming in next door from caaz kitchen where she's a servant/cook in Seun osewas residence.
while I exit through Bourdillon I sighted helinues begging to enter a big golden gate..Hmm!! The whiff of expensive perfumes, always from Diamond098454 around Falomo...and yeah,the air was pleasant.

My vehicle had a flat tire around Jennyclay' neighborhood somewhere in ijegun. So while the vulcanizer fixed my tire,i decided to say hello to Samantha125 since she stays around there too. Oh boy the smell In the air was bad.. I perceived the stench of a half eaten dead rat Jennyclays ekuke dog left over. The acrid smell of stale egusi soup being heated back to edibility from Mariangeles kitchen somewhere around Abaranje..And finally,the stench of a collapsed soakaway pit at Isheri Osun from dominiques compound..
Ah gosh!! I couldn't wait to finish my tire and leave. And let me remind you, my tire was punctured by the bottle hungry and angry yarimo broke on Sonnobax15s head for telling too much tales while they tried to settle the fight between Jennyclay and Samantha125 lastnight over who be seun Osewa babe 🤣🤣🤣
Ha!! Nairaland high-class.... "Babes dey"!


Socoharley tales....have a great week

Samantha125:
What is the definition of the word "simp" according to your understanding?

And what's the correlation between you divorcing your ex wife for communicating with her ex boyfriend[b][/b] to a wife being on a social media platform? Please, make that make sense.

The consequences when women don't listen!!
Sammy i thought you were smart?

ExudeLoveToAll:
They messed up big time, Wike even arrested them and detained them in FTC police command after they came to his office to report this transaction to him

Guess what? FCT police command said 'Jordan has no case to answer from their investigation that the dudes should be charged for defamation of character , they didn't even invite Jordan to the station

Nigeria is an oligarch country. The only way to fight them is to be two steps ahead of them at all time else they will mess with yiu big time.

Well for that amount, I believe they are capable of going for the jugular vein...#3BN no be small money.. e easy to collect anybody money,but e no easy to avoid the future consequences. People who lost such amount can also hire a person from Russia or Isreal to clean up the mess