₦airaland Forum

Samantha125:
What is the definition of the word "simp" according to your understanding?

And what's the correlation between you divorcing your ex wife for communicating with her ex boyfriend[b][/b] to a wife being on a social media platform? Please, make that make sense.

The consequences when women don't listen!!
Sammy i thought you were smart?

ExudeLoveToAll:
They messed up big time, Wike even arrested them and detained them in FTC police command after they came to his office to report this transaction to him

Guess what? FCT police command said 'Jordan has no case to answer from their investigation that the dudes should be charged for defamation of character , they didn't even invite Jordan to the station

Nigeria is an oligarch country. The only way to fight them is to be two steps ahead of them at all time else they will mess with yiu big time.

Well for that amount, I believe they are capable of going for the jugular vein...#3BN no be small money.. e easy to collect anybody money,but e no easy to avoid the future consequences. People who lost such amount can also hire a person from Russia or Isreal to clean up the mess

ObnoxiousGandi:
Exactly what i said. You paid cash to him in London. Two things the crime was commuted overseas and cash paid to him.

Nothing will come out of this case. That money is gone! A crime coordinated by two notorious lawyers of father and son

Leemzyy:
Sir, come o, who send you and your family? 😒

For using "sir" alone,your sins are forgiven. Good girl!

ExudeLoveToAll:
The dude told them to bring cash and the idiots don't even have video evidence if the transaction even if it is taken covertly, very bad of them.

The dude was even denying he has never met them in his lifetime , a simple video evidence would have crush all his testimonies in court.

If they were foolish enough to pay such amount in cash without leaving any payment trail then they are fools and Jordan should go and enjoy his loot in pieces because there will be fatal consequences.

Leemzyy:
How old are you too? Am I your mate?

I am your father's old classmate and my son must have probably tried to pick you up for a good time together

Samantha125:
So, are you basically telling me that my husband should now divorce me since I'd be chatting with random guys on this platform?🤔🤔🤔

Your husband is probably the simping type who may not have the balls to take a stand ,so please stop using your husband as case study....we all know you are the one with the balls in your "marriage" if any....I divorced my ex wife for communicating with her ex boyfriend because I had warned her earlier to cut all communication

Leemzyy:
I swear to God I'm tired of men and their problem, must you guys make a big deal out of everything?

come on go and read your books! How old are you to be concerned about men?

HopeNeverDies:
Damnnn...Nice one man!

Absolutely good riddance to bad rubbish!!!

I am telling you! This is what every intending husband should do.....

HopeNeverDies:
Damnnn...Nice one man!

Absolutely good riddance to bad rubbish!!!

I am telling you! This is what every intending husband should do....

Goo0dHardDick:
I don't intend nor plan on getting married let alone having children. If I want children later on, a baby mama would do that for me while I take my kids and meticulously do everything myself.

Thanks

Hahahaha

Proudly Gen LT

Goo0dHardDick:
You probably won't understand what I just wrote.

For example, if you can transfer 5k to a girl because you're dating her and probably because she told you she's broke, I won't transfer a single dime and will gladly let that relationship to crash and break.

Back to what I wrote, I don't spend money if I am not getting the worth or value of it. I see no reason why I should throw 5k away when I should have gladly leave that 5k sitting in my account.

Where other guys will gladly spend because probably they want to, I won't spend even if the sky is falling down.
U get the point now?

Then stay away from having children because you cant do the spending..

Very useless guy.. .Traitors are pigs.

Sonnobax15:

As a Nigerian man, only having the imagination of going into a relationship with a Nigerian banny can mess up your mental health

Exactly!! I almost started one relationship recently but I noticed i was more skeptical than expectant and also because she's a single mother...I ghosted her las las to feel alright again ...my interest in women is at an all time low

HacheNoire:
Save your bet! You will need it post election for recovery.

I thought as much too that a wise part of you will decline this magnanimous offer. Thank goodness your rational mind is now rationalizing...

Whenever you come across a single mother of one child,after a divorce or separation, then it may be permissible to say she or the husband or baby daddy took a drastic decision on noticing unpalatable traits that escaped their grasp during courting.

*So here, we can safely justify an accurate use of early discretion on her part to prevent further entanglement by way of more responsibilities(kids) together.

But when you come across a single mother of two or more kids,not widowed but divorced or separated,then we may be forced to juxtapose the fact that she stayed long enough to have all those kids.
Ask yourself the www question......What went wrong?

*Why was she able to stay and get pregnant multiple times but didn't stay to train the kids together? This reveals her lack of commitment to values.


* Why the sudden distraught after several kids? This reveals her short term inability to be loyal.

In my humble submission, single mothers with multiple kids are usually unreasonable with their expectations and that is why they break up marriages in search of the mystery "men wey dey"
Only again,most single mothers realize often too late such men exists only in their fantasy imaginations, but never in their social realm...
Men dey!! yet you no meet am when body sharp,na after you born Five children finish for another man he go show?
Dey play...

HacheNoire:
Stop hoping for impossibilities!

Elections already concluded and a winner has emerged!

Face the reality staring at you squarely and don’t shy away from it.

You have to get used to the fact that, somethings are impossible in life.

Wanna place a personal bet Tinubu won't continue?

HacheNoire:
Bunkum and balderdash!

Businessday.ng has started recruiting cheap labour journalists and editors, s
and now struggling to make sense.

Was the coastal road project cancelled?

So executing a change order during an ongoing project is now a flaw as it is new and happening first on such project?

Outright rubbish!

Outright rubbish? But enough to disorganize you?
Wait till January for what this brilliant journalist wrote or bury your head in shame already

Typing:
An alleged video of Tinubu survived online, where Tinubu looked confused. After he got down from an Helicopter. He was seeing talking out of point and looking confused.

The video was shared on tiktok by a tiktoker with the name BOB G.


It's not certain if the video is real or AI generated.





https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSgMcaVAk/

Please go and learn the proper use of "English language "....
"An helicopter ","survived online"...Haba mana!! Wa na daiska

pigmania:
I smell an impersonator. Federal agents are enemies of the street though, you shouldn't be blowing your own horn.

Common sense dude.. ..common knowledge.

HisSexcellency:
Someone probably snitched on her. No way they would've known there's something inside that palm oil

As an NDLEA officer,first things they check is unusual weight..the moment they notice a difference in normal weight then they know something is concealed. Imagine how heavy thet keg would be?

How will you as a man agree to go and make out in a woman's house?

Caaz:
Final dump of all dumps.
What is food dump without hero to make him feel high

So all my requests dem go sign ham sharp sharp.

Do you have any kids? Abi na honeymoon you dey for life

ManLikeL:
Brothers, What Will You Advise a Brother?

I'm currently confused about my relationship journey.

I haven't really been the type to consider a serious relationship for a while now. It's just been a couple of sex partners here and there. We do it safely and keep things on a superficial level.

Now, recently, there have been demands and questions here and there about starting a family, especially considering that my immediate junior brother is done having children. His lastborn will be three next month, while the lastborn of my family is also done having kids. Her firstborn is already 10 years old.

I seem to be the only odd one out in this regard, even though I'm arguably more financially settled than all of them. Not to brag, please; I'm just trying to paint a clearer picture of the situation.

I clocked 35 in May, and it was as if everyone in the universe agreed to centre their birthday wishes around God providing me with a wife and family. Ever since then, the reminders from my folks have been pretty loud, persistent, and disturbing.

For the first time in years, I decided to seek a proper relationship, unlike my usual superficial flings and sexcapades.

Come to think of it, I can barely go three days without proper sex. This detail should be useful later.

I met this very beautiful babe from my state. She's 27, a first-class graduate (I am too, actually), and I'm naturally attracted to every facet of intelligence, especially communicative and academic intelligence. She has both, and I'm superbly into her.

She can hold a very reasonable conversation without leaving you mentally exhausted. She's become an integral part of my life, and at this point, I think it's safe to say I'm deeply attracted to her and genuinely like her.

Worthy of note is the fact that I've enjoyed a very unusual level of peace with her over the past three months, which is absolutely unlike me.

I get correct anger ish, although I've learnt to manage it well. I'm not a violent person, but I pick offences easily, and most times, I walk away when provocations get too loud. More often than not, my walking away is goodbye. I'm so good at it.

But since meeting this babe, we've not had any ugly disagreements over these past few months. She's very calm, calculated, and receptive. These qualities have made me like her even more.

She has a reasonably good-paying job, but that's not even an issue. I earn well enough to cater for everything, but she's also financially independent. Gifting seems to be her thing, too, as she's spent quite a sum on gifts for me without expecting anything in return. I haven't even matched up to a quarter of what she's spent on gifting though.

For the first time in my life, I agreed to a no-sex-before-marriage relationship because she's a virgin.

I still dey run my games on a low, so this didn't really look like an ish.

Here lies the rub.

Just last week, she said she had a confession to make, and she opened up about being SS. Mind you, I'm AA, so, by the usual norms, this shouldn't be an issue.

But during one of our previous conversations, she had claimed to be AS and asked if I would be comfortable settling down with someone who was SS. I almost freaked out.

I'm sorry, but I've always wanted to have AA kids. With apologies to those affected, I've always believed that if I ever have children, I owe them the best possible chances at life, including heightened intelligence, beauty, and a sound genotype. I believe I have a reasonable degree of control over who complements my genes to bring these qualities to fruition.

I'm honestly very good-looking and intelligent, so why not get someone who possesses these qualities, too?

Call it insipid or vapid, but I could swear that life has already dealt some people heavy blows by limiting their options in their quest for a future partner. Unlike those of us with AA genotypes, who can consider partners across all the common genotypes without the same risk of having children with sickle cell disease, they don't always have that freedom. I wanted my kids to have that freedom and an avalanche of options, too.

So, when she asked me that question, I sincerely freaked out and couldn't hide my disdain.

This, in turn, stopped her from opening up until last week, when she could no longer hide it.

Funnily enough, I already like her to the point where I don't mind if she's SS, BB, or iPhone.

But the fact that she lied is what actually turned out to be my ish. She's been a very straightforward person so far, and this particular issue has upset our fashioned norms.

I proposed that the no-sex-before-marriage agreement should be off if we were going to be together, and she agreed. But now, I'm beginning to think it might look as though I'm trying to take advantage of her at this point.

Brothers, what will you advise a brother?
Am I being unreasonable?
Considering the emotional supports people with SS need, how challenging can it be? What is the possibility that she lives long enough?

All insults, curses, and whatever are welcome.
T for grateful.

I won't want to openly say you should quit and run,but I I won't also want you to suffer the consequences...Its all up to you to decide because only you will face the future.

naptu2:
The Niger Bridge was recently rehabilitated and barriers were placed on the bridge to create a median.

Some people claimed that the bridge was a two-lane road and that the median would create traffic jams. They claimed that nobody would be able to pass the bridge if a vehicle broke down on it. This is not true.

The bridge is actually a four-lane bridge and vehicles are able to go past any broken down vehicle on the bridge. This video illustrates that point.

A minibus broke down on the bridge and a large truck was able to go past it without problems.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpEB82wz0HI?si=6nIgycdsVLTLe-35

So what happens when a truck as big as this one breaks down? Do you think it will be able to go past that narrow passage?
I actually almost got fooled thinking you were smart

Typing:
Are you saying your people don't have accidents at all? So no car driven by your so called "perfect" tribes men has ever been involved in n an accident.

You are either a kid or someone who lie like the devil

Do you even know how to drive?
How do you engage gear one? What's the purpose of gear one?

I learnt to lie from your mpa who lied to your nma that gear one is a terminology used in bed....and she believed him so you were born

IamPatriotic:
Cheap liar! Not only 4 times, but “40 times before the cock crows.” I thought they said Laolu Akande is a pastor in RCCG. Why does he have to continue lying, even after leaving his job as a spokesperson for a politician, where lies are normal as part of the job of a great spokesperson?

It was clear Buhari preferred an Osinbajo presidency to a Tinubu presidency but he couldn't be too open about it because he had a gentleman's agreement with Tinubu. And that was why Tinubus outburst of "emilokan" when he noticed Buharis body language was against him.

Deepthoughts:
You have some important point there,in addition,guilty mothers always try to protect n give undue advantages to illegitimate children which may eventually leads to bitter rivalry.

Exactly!! A guilty mother subconsciously protects one child over another which she knows is emotionally and psychologically out of place.

Leemzyy:
Men need to be evacuated from this Planet fr 😒

Who will now patronize you and your kinds doing OS?