₦airaland Forum

4 DATING RULES AND A JOKER


1. offer her your attention but never offer her your affection ...believe but never trust.

2. Prioritize your financial growth over her sexual pleasures..sexual restraint over empathy.

3. Seek her cooperation, not her loyalty...a lost partnership is better than a lost investment.

4. Be disciplined beyond emotions with your set boundaries...logic over sympathy.

5. And lastly,baby daddy is respected better than a husband.

Socoharley.....

RealityKings1:
This is the kind of cars I want to be buying for Ishilove every month

And why would you fantasize about
buying cars for a faceless character which may even turn out to be a man?

Iamdbull:
Yes o do you have any problem with that?

Employ a hypeman na bros

kpankpangolo:
They say all these to give men hope only to reject them when they come. Her leg break? If she can kick balls, she can walk up to men she desires.

Same you know that men don't value a woman who takes the initiative to approach first but you just want to blame her due to female/ female jealousy.
And truly we men don't value relationships initiated by women.

anonimi:
Why are you not comfortable with using a black person if you are a Nigerian

Your opinion..but I use both

Samantha125:
It's the duty of men to feed us, we can't starve while you guys are around... Even if you see us seated alone in a restaurant without having ordered anything, you must come to us and make enquiries with regard as to whether we've eaten something... If our response is "no", then your next move should be that you buy us something to keep body and soul together... You don't have to ask us for our names, just buy us something to eat and God will continue to bless you in abundance...😌😌😌

Chai! This girl just made me laugh today...hahaha..Sammy!

anonimi:
Are you not the person in your attached quote

No I am not.i use random pictures to convey my quotes.

Marvieduke:
Between the two sisters LIMA and KIRA who look like their father?

My take: This is an example of blood is thicker than water.

As long as you are the true father of a child the resemblance must be there...it is women who through paternity fraud make men accept children who don't even resemble them in the slightest way.

anonimi:
Are you NOT a Nigerian person

What has being a Nigerian got to do with this?

One of the consequences of marrying the wrong partner always with a motive....

Who is advising this boy?

Sonofgod1990:
Since the kpekus is not affected I have no problem with her

Won't you give her #100M for the inconvenience?

Iamdbull:
An icon of progress, a merchant of success, an enigma that’s just a few words to describe our nairaland star boy.

Quick recap on his journey:
He had his primary, secondary and University education at Tai solarin staff school, Tai solarin secondary school and Tai solarin University of education!

Work history:

After being a poultry farmer, he decided to opt for IT working with IT firm in Ife before setting up on his own.

He returned to music in 2021 after which he moved to Lekki Lagos for his journey.

Aside from music he now runs a blog called Newsspend.

Once again happy birthday to an Enigma, a ray of hope , a shining light and an inspiration to the future ones!

If lizard fall from tree and nobody praise am..he go praise himself.
Happy birthday bros but stop exposing Tai Solarin schools

jmoore:
For many years, I have noticed similar comments whenever someone says he/she is a virgin.

There's something haters always say 'virginity doesn't guarantee successful marriage'. I kept wondering why are these haters always saying same stuff. No one taught them these statements in school. Then I realized that there's a demonic force behind it that always make these haters to utter similar words whenever virginity is mentioned.

When a tenth hand with unlimited body counts gets married, these haters will not say 'fornication before marriage doesn't guarantee successful marriage'.

Na them sabi...For her to keep her virginity till this age shows that she is very disciplined as a beautiful lady and only needs an equally disciplined man.

dominique:
I'm talking about losing a doctor and pharmacist in spite of shortage of medical staff we have in this country. That's a huge loss

.....Now that i got your attention...hi!

Caaz:
I was craving these twin meals this noon so I had to prepare it for the household.and use it directly to ask for a favour .
It's his favourite meal.

I love food .

"His"?
Who is "his"?

Oh the unfortunate Mr.?
The food looks good though... one rich guy go soon snatch you here put for house as private chef with a swag..just thinkingout loud....

GenFunction:
He’s always looking dirty

How does he look dirty? You can say "weird" but not dirty abeg the guy is ok.

Eba50:
Na wah ohhh. So chopper fit carry that number? This might be the cause

My brother i weak 32 persons on board a military chopper which should carry between 15-18 persons only...ha! Naija na you do this one o!

dominique:
Inna lillahi wa Inna illeahi rajiun. What a heavy loss to their family and our extremely weakened medical system

Weakened system as if people don't die in foreign hospitals....make everybody sha feel say you get small sense so I say well done for ya kwantribution aunty,but you need to try harder

Jennyclay:
What is bad if your girlfriend ask you to buy data, food, or airtime for her

It’s not as if she put a gun on your broke head to do for her.

If you can’t do these little things then tell her you can’t, she won’t bite you. But hope you won’t hit your head on the wall if another man do the job

This is the kind of thread broke men like. Shior!!!

Biko I can’t laugh.

Do which job? Taking care of a broke dirty girl?
Hell no!

Eba50:
you think am suffering?

I didn’t say you are suffering but you are a " nobody" when you should use your knowledge to become a sombori... Gerrit?

Eba50:
Psychologists. I studied philosophy and logic in 200 level as elective and got 68 over 100. I can make y'all hate your parents and inform you that it is my mission and you will still fall flat to me.I will plainly tell u the reason your parents apear to love you isnt what u actually think. We know them.

Then why have you not used your " so called" knowledge of psychology to your advantage? Results speak louder than mere claims.

Kalulu44:
And what should we say about Wike to his political benefactors?

They picked a man (wike) stronger than them .

Kalulu44:
It's been a while we heard about Gov Sim Fubara in the news. Unlike some months ago when he was battling with his godfather Wike.
Since the agreement of no more impeaching him and no 2nd term for him, man has been as cold as ice.
It seems the man has accepted his fate and recoil to himself.
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But I am having a feeling Gov Sim Fubara didn't kept quiet on purpose just for peace to reign in Rivers State. I'm having a feeling he's cooking up something against Wike and to a larger extent Tinubu before and during the 2027 election. Honestly speaking this is just my opinion and feelings.
But on the contrary, in reality. If I am in his shoes. I won't let them turn me into a coward they have already turned me to without fighting back.

There's nothing to lose again. It's already known I won't be seeking re-election. Nothing is gonna erase my name as the former governor of Rivers State. So striking back at my traducers will be sweet bowing out.
My plans: some days to the general election I will change every head of government parastatals loyal to Wike and Tinubu including the state inec presiding officer.
And replace them with loyal people that we have planned together months on what role to play during the election.
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I won't care if President Tinubu later wins the general election, but I make sure the opposition wins Rivers State with clear margins and deflate the overblown ego of Wike. After all, it's not compulsory I must hand over to the next person.
Days before the handover, after the damage has been done. I will be in one foreign country like Obiano chilling while my deputy do the handover.
Hehehehehe, wishful thinking I guess. But I honestly do wish Fubara will hurt Wike somehow for how he suffocated him thru out his 4yrs tenure.

In as much as I dislike Wike I like his brutal mafia tactics of being ruthless to disloyalty. Any man or woman who has shown disloyalty to their godfather, boss,or business benefactor needs no mercy because it reeks of premeditated evil...Up Wike on this!

Sombori shout Ashana system!!!

Exousiang01:
People like you are a huge problem on this country.
Na una dey raise all these children wer dey give society headache

Oga pity our children abeg..you sef must born gen Z laslas and he fit do the one wey bad pass...na wetin we sow in technology and western culture we dey reap

MarketDispatch:
Until it happens to you that the person dancing in the video is the nurse assigned to give you injection or medication then you will understand what the school did.

If ever I find myself in that position then I will only exploit their nonchalant attitude to my advantage....Gerrit? If you don't then fogerrit!

The children are just having fun and I don't see the big deal....afterall we all have accepted the reality of them "gen Z" as being less useful.

Caaz:
Me
I find this Ur comment hilarious... thanks for the laughs.


Oga I grow most of my foods and I love cooking.and I also buy my foodstuffs in bulk.
I also raise birds and goats.


I dey think outside the box sir.

Getting a person's attention isn't so hard if you know the right words to get them wrestling their conscience...
I know you are not a housekeeper...and I know you grow most of your foods. Well done!!

muyico:
Here in Nigeria ??
Some people go still blived dis
Shey nah powdr pepper u buy for ₦100??
Gas nko?
Table water price nko?

I'm thinking she's probably a house keeper who takes free pictures of meals she cooks for people

Imalwayshorny:
Printing/photocopying is the best

Get a shop near bank or school/university


You'll make 200k per dayas for graphic designs don't do it ai have taken over


Seun mynd44 Dominique nlfpmod am I right or not

200k per day see as your mouth just wide like 200k per day doing photocopy.......what's stopping you from starting it?