₦airaland Forum

Kingbilo:
I'm inclined to believe jamilu.. Maybe after further interrogation (torture), they can come to an agreement and use them as informants to catch the remaining culprits.

Shay I'm correct?

The message is for those who understand.

It is not for everyone, so don't hit your head against the wall if you don't get it.

All will be well.

Malian "nyanshes" have been opened oooooooo!
More goals soon by God's grace.

ChildofChukwu:
No country for old men.

Ol'boy!
Dat Boubakar na pessin fada o!

Chei!
Na waa o!

I am vexing!

Na which one be AIR PEACE again ooooooo!

Good for him.

I doubt he's the first, though.

Make all dis wahala just finish!
Na im be my own.

onatisi:
the problems buhari is creating now with his solutions presently will take the incoming ministers months to resolve when they are eventually appointed

Well, let's wait and see, and hope and pray.

Meanwhile I'm gonna take checking out a bit more seriously.

OP, you no drop your own phone make dem pray for you to receive "good news call" this week, you dey use am snap dey post for NL, ko?

OK.

onatisi:
bros the damage control will be for many Nigerians to leave the country. I won't be surprise if interest rates on loans ho up which will increase cost of goods and production not forgetting the effects of cbn policy on forex. It seems buhari wants to change the whole setup but our economy is too big for such radical Change in a drastic manner.

Seems like PMB wants to "drive an eighteen-wheeler like a Porshe".

Shay?

*grabs passport*

refreshrate:
Onatisi!

Onatisi!!

Onatisi!!!

*using abokis voice* How many times did i call you're name? Youre smart enough to know when someone bereft of intellect writes something, why in Gods name are your responding to that village eediot?

Ehn!?

Why?

There are certain posts you see here on Nairaland you get better value conversing with a wall than the poster. You will injure yourself o.

Oh you think because etisalat now gives 10mb when they load 200naira and fairly used phones are all over the place that means everybody here has sense?

Theyre called smartphones...the person holding them most times, well thats a whole new story all together. please dont forget this...dont ever forget this.

Epic!

I wish there was a Nairaland "wall of fame" somewhere so I can immortalize this post!

onatisi:
bros the wahala is going too be too heavy on the system. Don't forget the dwindling oil revenue,the bottom line is our economy is still not totally conducive for government to implement this policy at a go.please don't get me wrong the policy is good it will curb corruption within the govt circle but what many are saying is that it should be done in stages to give room for banks to adapt and adjust as it is been implemented pls note this policy was actually initiated by gej but he delayed its implementation and wanted to do it on batches.you can't just withdraw 600govt parastatals account worth over 2.6trillion from the banking sector at a go and expect no serious reaction

Bro, we are agreed that there will be a negative impact. Where we differ may be in the extent of the impact.

While I agree that the TSA should be achieved in stages, well, the reality is that FG seems to favour doing it in one fell swoop.

I'm already looking at damage control; "shock absorption", if you will, if FG is not dissuaded from going ahead with their plan.

PS. I like discussing with you. You've got a quick mind.

onatisi:
"He pointed out that if government decides to implement the policy strictly, there will be serious liquidity crisis as the top six banks in the public sector deposits control about 70 per cent of total money market liquidity."

Sure, people will lose jobs. Agreed.

If the part about six banks controlling 9.1 trillion with the remaining 19 or so "sharing" 3.9 trillion (70-30) is true, then my reaction is: "wahala dey".

Perhaps not, if the said six banks will bear most of the impact of TSA.

I see possible mergers, quite a number of layoffs, but maybe not unprecedented if we refer to Soludo's Consolidation drive.

g4everybody:
This is no news, all we are interested in is the total eradication of Boko haram in Nigeria. GEJ did more than this and declared #NeverAgain

Wow!

Thanks for this great revelation!

Really profound and eloquent!


hehehehe!

refreshrate:
People are going to lose their jobs.

A lot of people.

Without this money a lot of banks wont be able to hold up and the easiest thing would be to shed staff.

Then a lot of money available for loans will be unavailable leading to...well im sure youre able to comprehend to that extent.

I hope you have nobody depending on this economy?

Am I the only one who deducted from the article that the total money is about 20% of the total deposits in Nigerian Banks (2.6 out of 13 trillion)?

If banks are sincere about the way they employ people and won't use this as an excuse to axe most of their work force, it won't be that bad.

It will be bad, mark it, but not bank-crashing bad.

Well.....I hope.

micronut:
k

K for Koko Garri

INTROVERT:
okay

Alright.

Dem try.

Next stop.....SAM****
















Abeg o! na SAMSUNG I mean o!

This is cool!

Well.......



#KILL THEM ALL!
God bless Nigeria!

OrlandoOwoh:
Eyin omo Ekiti, e ku iroju.

Abi o.
Ni won dobale f'odaran jatijati yen.

Shay na him get im mouth?

If harassment of dem dem PDP be Baba only achievement, we still like am!

Dose people eeeehhn!

Dem nearly do Nigeria "Share n' Sell"!

pheyikemi:
OMG! This is a huge monstrous snake. What's with 2015 and snakes sef ? And some pple will talk about preserving wicked animals like this, just like the 3rd person above me. When the thing twist you and stretch you, your eyes go clear, shey you hear?

The weather seems to be getting cooler at least in western Nigeria these days. Reptiles have to search for warmth to stay alive.

Guess why they are encroaching where people live?

Show me a successful Nigerian, and I can easily add "against all odds" to his story.

Nigeria's leadership has always been about selling oil, living like kings and feeding us crumbs, so it's hardly surprising this Indian guy said this. Of what quality us our education? Is there any practical knowledge imparted in our universities? India is getting that right, at least.

That said, it cuts both ways. I sometimes lecture my Indian boss about Project Management. He knows next to nothing. I acted in that position for a while, and the project experienced an unprecedented burst of speed! Well, that didn't stop my employers from importing this vacuum-brained galoot to take over from me. The work is currently at a standstill. Shay I dey collect my salary? OK nau!

My opinion? It cuts both ways. The guy could be right, but sometimes Nigeria imports apes to head organizations in which, had it been in US or UK, they couldn't be employed as janitors.

My opinion.

No job conditions can be worse than unemployment.

Ask those who've lost their jobs before.

PastorOluT:
So much for Airaland kids

Really?
Are you married with children? Training kids in University?
Are you a Management Staff in your working place?
If, truthfully, the answer is no, you be learner for where I dey.
Pastor.

PastorOluT:
Smile, simply cos u didnt read the articla u would have found this info there?

Pastor,

That post simply said: "You obviously didn't read the original post. You're arguing? okay. Here's the part of the post that shows you didn't, and had you read it, you wouldn't have posted that shallow pool of sh*t."

And the poster did it so politely!

Bless you Sir.

InvertedHammer:
What is your point?

The manufacturers recommend Jet A1. Why cut corners? 87 fuel will power a car as much as 91 premium. But there is a reason high end cars manufacturers recommend 91. If a car manufacturer recommends a particular transmission fluid for your car, will you go against it? There are reasons for everything which go beyond "street smartness"

Why is keeping and maintaining a standard difficult for you to understand?

The so-called "Nigerian Factor".

It's killing us.

Meanwhile that guy thought he was making sense in that post of his. When you see a Nigerian reading the instructions carefully, it only means he's looking for loopholes to exploit.

Will Smith playing a Nigerian?
Meeeeeehhhh!

bestman09:
Can someone explain the meaning of lakh to me before i comment?

A lakh is a unit (100,000) for counting in India.

1 lakh US Dollars = 100,000 USD.