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If a much alive and breathing Alams is later arrested, this whole thing will go down in world history.

midehi2:
she has tasted what we have tasted

So she's now juuuuuust like you!

Since last year!

Poor girl has certainly been poked, diddled, reamed, straffed, jangirovered, gbenshed, nyarshed.......

She won't be the same.

No.

Niggas ain't smiling..........
This just isn't the way to make a living.........

Hmmmmmm. ....

This Ooni is very interesting.

Non - sectarian, progressive..........
Not a hegemonist like some other traditional rulers............

Just interesting.

Aswear na Arsenal fans go burn down dat academy!

Tenison96:
The law was rectified to allow the 400L and final Continue normally.. This law was implemented during the 2013/2014 session. So from 300L downwards who didnt pass the 3 courses were affected. They failed, and then instead of pleading leniency took law into there hands and Vandalised the school.

Leaving there faculty they also vandalised the College of Health sciences

Chanting Blood will flow

The hostel of College of health sciences look like what happens when The Hulk fought Iron in Avengers...

A walk through the hostels showa that no glass was left unbroken... Any thing that could break was broken

It was litter with stones and sticks with daggers flying everywhere... was straight out of 300 Spartans...

The simplistic residents of the College of Health science had to run to avoid unnecessary blood shed.

You know what they say "choose your battles big enough to matter but small enough to win - Sun Tzu"

Who does this?

So they failed prerequisite courses en-masse and went on a destructive rampage?!?!?!

Amazing!

Meanwhile, "200 Level Final Year" sounds funny....

The more I think of it........

It's a sausage.
It's a Salami.
No, it's ........a SCHLONG!

mrvitalis:
B.Engr

............

Don't you think we're hearing all this because there's a little honesty in this present Government?

In the past, they were all smiling to the bank together.

"No matter how hard the wind blows, the mountain will not bow to it"
-The Emperor, Mulan

Another option is to "dobale" in front of Jagaban!

I can assure you all will be forgiven and forgotten.....

BY EVERYONE!

Sometimes I wonder if the politicos don't have some secret MiB red flash that wipes our memories.....

Where is Olamide's wife?

Mmmmmmmmmmm?

Peeps here'll be like: who gives a damn? Cute kid!

Well, one day he'll wonder why he's got just a daddy while most of his friends have a mommy and daddy.

Well, what do I know? I'm old fashioned.

#Awon Babymama ti take over

Good to know nobody died.
Now to look for one mugu to buy the waterlogged chopper.......

drololaaof:
Don't abuse our intelligence this na okete (rabit) see the white end of the tail is so unique

"Òkété" is the Brown (pouched) Rat (lives in the bush, eats plants, farm produce noted for its big cheek pouches).

"Ekúté ilé" is the Black Rat (smaller than the Brown Rat, lives around human habitations, notorious for eating rubbish and carrying disease.

"Ehoro" is the Rabbit or hare (with the big ears).

K?

How 'bout this one? Hehehe! God Punish Lassa!

See role models of Naija youths!

Rubbish gutter trash behaviour, move from one girl to another!

These rotten "celebs" are acting like they're being PAID to infect society with moral decadence!

TRAAAAAASSSH!

cruzita:
u should have steered clear the moment u saw she was in NAGGING MODE that's what men do .but since the deed has been done just buy her an iPhone 6 and a car,take her on a shopping spree and everything will be normal. BUT REMEMBER DONT TRY THAT AGAIN

Wow!

If your own wife can be bought by iPhone and car then you didn't make a mistake marrying her. This your advice will work wella for you!

BEG HER!

BEEEEEEEG!

NO DO AM AGAIN OOOOOOOO!

You have been advised.

Sodium.

The Economist took responsibility when they published the piece.

This post is, in itself, ineffectual buffoonery.

Has the Economist come out to retract their words or apologise?

Forget who wrote the article.

We only came to be aware of the article's existence because it was published!

Gerrit?

We Nigerians!

ASA is known all over Europe. Oyibo people dey play her songs. She was interviewed on BBC when her first album went gold (or is it platinum).
I heard that interview YEARS ago.

Who go invite Olamide or Phyno go Bush House?

All dese our local champions, how many are platinum recording artistes? By world standards o!?

Because dem dey rock pessin tracks for all de danfo wey dey Lagos, you dey equate am to real musician......

Pessin wey show off pass fit no get money reach o! The pic na dat of her house for Lag wey she dey visit once in a while.....She park G-Wagon put......!

We Nigerians don't think globally. That's our problem.

OP, you have the first and most important item: LAND!

ilotriouzAY:
hjjuj

I no wan post before......
but......
WARRISDISS?

Seriously....
These guys should stop blame laying and buck passing and get cracking!
Pass the budget and get to work!

Is this newsworthy?

Some people seem to be making money from this front page racket o!

In case you mods don't know, some people come to Nairaland FP to see the news and reactions of real Nigerians.

CharlyNick:
My neighbour was given 15,000 as a target. Not even with a Popular Bank, But Fidelity.

You can imagine that? With all these banks here and there.

When the HELL will she meet such an outrageous figure?


That's why most ladies go out of their ways to hit their target. It's frustrating.

N15k?

Must be a typo.

Maybe na N15m yu wan type.

SmartChoices:
Please tell me your story..... You resigned.... Due to insult from your boss

True story.

A job they didn't give me was botched by their "brother" to whom they gave the job. They came to site and started accusing me for what I didn't do.

Meanwhile I was being toasted to join another company for better pay but I would live far away from my family.

The insults made up my mind.

All na work!

Who dey do am dey do am!

Na by force?

Common insult wey my oga insult me (I don't know where you got that your degree), I resign! Believe it or not!

Dem tell una make una go do corporate "olosho" you gree dey cry, but you gree!

I bow for you o!

lxyrul:
Nairalander's will never advice you, rather mock you.

I have had a similar experience as a guy, the bae told me she's preg and this vision of a thing.

I simply replied her that I prefer she die than keep d baby. Though we didn't have a thing just the sex. And that does it, she aborted it knowing I won't take it

HAAARRSSSH!

This guy would do better as a fabricator of agro-allied machinery.

Please don't be annoyed o, but the car doesn't need reinventing.

I just feel he needs to be nudged in a new direction (groundbreaking stuff)

Baba Were!