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RomanceRe: How Long Should A Girl Wait Before Asking Her Boyfriend For Money? by SodiumValproate: 10:05am On Jan 25, 2023
Na Jennyclay or Siofra you go ask this question. grin
CrimeRe: Father Gun Down His Daughter For Refusing Arranged Marriage by SodiumValproate: 10:03am On Jan 25, 2023
superCleanworks:
you need to understand how the minds of such animals work.
they don't see their children as children. they see them as sheeps & this makes the whole matter all about control so they become AGGRESSIVELY frustrated when their goat doesn't obey their command.
in his eyes he didn't kill a human being. it is a goat he killed.
A female is regarded as livestock in islam grin
FamilyRe: Woman Quits Marriage, Marries Daughter’s Boyfriend In Kano by SodiumValproate: 9:52am On Jan 25, 2023
grin
CrimeRe: My Dad Should Get A Death Penalty”- Nigerian Lady Says by SodiumValproate: 9:49am On Jan 25, 2023
No be Siofra and her father be that?
CrimeRe: 3 People Gang-rape A Married Woman For Refusing To Convert To Islam by SodiumValproate: 9:44am On Jan 25, 2023
TakeNigeriaBack:
what do you call this one? Islamic rape?
Let me ask Jeon what her Mohammed will call it cool
CelebritiesRe: Rosy Meurer Pounds Yam For Churchill, Says She Will Learn Anything To Please Him by SodiumValproate: 9:40am On Jan 25, 2023
tydi:
Tonto D!ck aggressively left the group chat
Toto Dick eh! grin
RomanceRe: Woman Severely Flogged By Her Brothers For Cheating On Her Husband — Watch Video by SodiumValproate: 9:37am On Jan 25, 2023
Only if Jennyclay s parents flogged her properly,. She wouldn't have become a prostitute. cool
RomanceRe: Side Chick Sues Her 'Sugar Daddy' Over Failed Promises (photos) by SodiumValproate: 9:32am On Jan 25, 2023
Jennyclay, Candidlady, Sweetplum, Shalommy, Virginprincess, Siofra


grin grin grin
TV/MoviesRe: BBTitans: My Father Labeled Me A Mistake, He Never Believed In Me — Nana by SodiumValproate: 9:28am On Jan 25, 2023
Pells:
Sheistoopretty no Sabi give Mouth Gig
She go just dey fumble on the diçk
She is good at bending over🍆💦🍑
Na to give am hot doggy make she water the floor small. grin

I wonder the size of her clitoris grin
TV/MoviesRe: BBTitans: My Father Labeled Me A Mistake, He Never Believed In Me — Nana by SodiumValproate: 9:16am On Jan 25, 2023
Pells:
When fuking Sheistoopretty please wear two condom
She dey wear one pant for two day
Std is real😀🤭😫
How about getting blow j0b from her.

That her breast go soft to press well well.

The thing never sag.
FamilyRe: How My Brother Was Deceived Into Marrying An SS Lady by SodiumValproate: 9:14am On Jan 25, 2023
dochenaj:
Interesting.

How someone could be confidently wrong beats my imagination.

And this is not algebra. It is genetics.

Sadly, you don't know that.
A genetic algebra is a (possibly non-associative) algebra used to model inheritance in genetics

There is also Probability in genetics.


Which school did you attend?
PoliticsRe: US Erect Her World Largest Embassy On Eko Atlantic by SodiumValproate: 8:04am On Jan 25, 2023
Biodun556:
But ibos say they developed Lagos
You mean Yeeebos the Ndi-Jews of Emeka-land? grin
CelebritiesRe: Cynthia Morgan Wishes To Change Her State Of Origin by SodiumValproate: 7:54am On Jan 25, 2023
oz4real83:
She can do this by marrying non-Edo indigene and adopting the state of her husband, we have seen many women who did it.
Make she come marry me.
CrimeRe: Transgender Woman Found Guilty Of Raping Two Women When She Was A Man by SodiumValproate: 7:51am On Jan 25, 2023
Princessdainty:
Useless gender.
He wants to be a woman so bad.
Let him rot in jail
I been the hope say bobrisky go give Tonto dike belle one day grin
RomanceRe: What Occupation Would Stop You From Dating Or Marrying Someone? by SodiumValproate: 7:45am On Jan 25, 2023
Ritzybeauty:
Any man in armed forces.
You no go bad to bang oh! kiss
RomanceRe: What Occupation Would Stop You From Dating Or Marrying Someone? by SodiumValproate: 7:43am On Jan 25, 2023
Zobah:
You don't care to know what he does, even if it blood money
Blood no be problem. She can always contribute the one she bleeds every month. grin
EducationRe: 75% Nigerian Children Can’t Read, Solve Maths – UNICEF by SodiumValproate: 7:38am On Jan 25, 2023
Napata77:
IT IS A LIE.

NIGERIA'S LITERACY RATE IS OVER 75%, SO HOW THE HELL CAN ONLY LESS THAN 25% OF KIDS BE ABLE TO READ?

UNESCO IDIOTS. ONE FOOL THERE WILL SIT IN AMERICA ON HIS COMPUTER AND TYPE UP ANY STUPID, NASTY, FAKE STATISTIC FROM HIS ANUS, JUST TO GET MORE FUNDING.
If you go to Northern Nigeria, you will understand.

Omo! Them no the go school.

Almajiri yapka die.

The likes of Jeon children. grin
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Takes A Train Ride In Lagos (Pictures) by SodiumValproate: 7:24am On Jan 25, 2023
Obaaderemi2:
This your map is wrong. Are you an illiterate? University of Ife, University of Ibadan, University of Lagos, University of Agriculture Abeokuta, Federal University of Technology Akure, University of Ado Ekiti, .... That's more than 3.
The guy is clearly an ILLITERATE.
FoodRe: See The Yam Tuber I Bought 3k Yesterday Afternoon. by SodiumValproate: 7:16am On Jan 25, 2023
fman:
seems like u dey forget your blood group!! I don ever tell you say, I dey sell yam?
You the farm yam.

Abeg send me some yam then link me up with one fine Tiv girl with big nyash and breast wey go the make pounded yam and better soup for me.

So that after I chop get energy I go climb am knack am well to appreciate her effort.

I love to keep my belly full and my balls empty. cool
RomanceRe: My Friend Got Scammed By Side Chick – Ossai by SodiumValproate: 8:45pm On Jan 24, 2023
Jennyclay:
ofcourse, I would surely run away with his money because it's not my fault the man don't spend on his wife.

Since he choose to listen to me more than his wife, I will ran away with the money without thinking twice.

Opportunity comes but once my dear.
Ordained side chick. grin

Twale to you... Cum bucket . grin
RomanceRe: My Friend Got Scammed By Side Chick – Ossai by SodiumValproate: 8:43pm On Jan 24, 2023
Sheistoopretty:
:It is always ur friends, it will never happen to u people grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Meanwhile;


Nigerian Men are Useless.......all of them sad sad
Mosdii don inspire you shey? cool
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Condemns The Killing Of Christopher Ohizu (Ideato North LG Chairman) by SodiumValproate: 8:39pm On Jan 24, 2023
naijapips04:
This clown did not condemn the IPOB that perpetrated this dastardly act.
They are not terrorists. He lives with them grin grin grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 20 Highest Paying Jobs In Nigeria by SodiumValproate: 8:23pm On Jan 24, 2023
ibkayeebbn:
Politicians
Pastors
Big Brother contestants
You will do for a nice fvck if that is you in your profile picture kiss
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 20 Highest Paying Jobs In Nigeria by SodiumValproate: 8:18pm On Jan 24, 2023
Akeem79:
You don't know anything yet

No 1 should be olosho
Because high level olosho dey collect over a million monthly from multiple clients
Omo na Pastors before OLOSHO oh!

1. Pastors

2. Olosho

3. ..... grin
PoliticsRe: Buhari Orders DSS, EFCC, Customs, Others To End Petrol Scarcity by SodiumValproate: 8:14pm On Jan 24, 2023
Winters23:
Another olodo spotted
Operation Python Dance Unit to be deployed to S.E by February grin


Army and Airforce practice grin grin grin
FamilyRe: Family Rejects Old Naira Notes As Bride Price In Niger by SodiumValproate: 8:09pm On Jan 24, 2023
tydi:
Wahala.
The groom want run them street carry their daughter tuuwama! grin
Go which Ama? grin
FamilyRe: Family Rejects Old Naira Notes As Bride Price In Niger by SodiumValproate: 8:08pm On Jan 24, 2023
Tallesty1:
I paid a bike man with new note and he refused to collect and I had no old notes with me. These bike people get angry easily over nothing, bro was shouting and asking me why I did not tell him that I was having only new notes, like seriously? Had to buy what I don't to get old note.
Omo! Me na beat him go collect.

I no get joy for such nonsense.

There are things I can entertain but not such.
FamilyRe: Family Rejects Old Naira Notes As Bride Price In Niger by SodiumValproate: 8:06pm On Jan 24, 2023
Jennyclay:
Why are we making life so hard for ourselves? Is it that they don't want the girl to get married undecided?

They should accept the old note, then go to the bank, open an account and make a deposit into the account before 31st of January. All these elders with coconut head sef! Mtcheeeww!

Is not as if the money would get to the bride's parent. The elders are only fighting for their selfish interest. After receiving the money, they would share it among themselves.

Nonsense!
Girls are not supposed to marry that useless male gender undecided
FoodRe: See The Yam Tuber I Bought 3k Yesterday Afternoon. by SodiumValproate: 7:55pm On Jan 24, 2023
ahnie:
The tubers are bigger, pics ain't doing justice to the tubers.
You still the use Java phone?
FoodRe: See The Yam Tuber I Bought 3k Yesterday Afternoon. by SodiumValproate: 7:54pm On Jan 24, 2023
ahnie:
I was taking a stroll yesterday when I saw this old mama selling this tubers of yam yesterday at cable point junction,close to cable market.

I priced #1400 per tubers but mama no gree shift grounds,she insisted it goes for #1500 per tuber,so I took 2 tubers.

When I m less busy I would use it to prepare ukodo,ripe plantain and meat/catfish meal as prepared by gloryhomemaker.
Ask fman to buy yam for you.

What rubbish is this?

With my Benue babes, if I need yam, omo problem no dey. Na waybill straight.

Don't let people defraud you using yam when we have Benue.

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