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RomanceRe: Nikki Decided To Switch From A White Man Gbola To Black Gbola by SodiumValproate: 4:01pm On Jan 22, 2023
Wordsfrombimpe:
It's the denial for me

Which tells me of a connection

You never jam pussy wey go make you straight
Daaaaaaamn!! I believe you kiss 💦🍑
RomanceRe: Nikki Decided To Switch From A White Man Gbola To Black Gbola by SodiumValproate: 3:57pm On Jan 22, 2023
Wordsfrombimpe:
You don craze normal
I will send you an email later.

This account was registered with a disposable email that I can't access.
ProgrammingRe: How Do I Learn Web .net From C# Developer by SodiumValproate: 3:55pm On Jan 22, 2023
C# is a shitty language limited to windows OS.
RomanceRe: Nikki Decided To Switch From A White Man Gbola To Black Gbola by SodiumValproate: 3:51pm On Jan 22, 2023
AndroidAI:
I'm gay please. If I was straight, I'd rather eat shit than take a second look at siofri or whatever the she.male calls herself or himself sad
How about a 3some with her and her boyfriend DaddyCK ?

DaddyCK will service your butthole and then Siofra will now work on him licking and sucking off your shit off his dick.

Not a bad Idea for a fagg0t like you cool
RomanceRe: Nikki Decided To Switch From A White Man Gbola To Black Gbola by SodiumValproate: 3:43pm On Jan 22, 2023
Wordsfrombimpe:
Na so love dey start kiss and makeup
grin grin grin

We go soon see pre wedding photos...

Then invitation for Siofra Weds AndroidAI grin

I will bring plenty Pringles for all the Nairaland guest. grin 101
FoodRe: Limca Or Goldspot: Which Was Your Favourite? by SodiumValproate: 3:38pm On Jan 22, 2023
As for me... Nothing pass krest. cool
WebmastersRe: Anybody Know How To Convert And Monetize Bot Traffic by SodiumValproate: 3:34pm On Jan 22, 2023
Wrakeim:
I have a bot,
Its function:[[[
Mass website registration
YouTube views
Tiktok views
Website and ad click
Indexing website
Send traffic with website and perform complicated functions ]]]

Anybody know an efficient way to funnel the traffic, convert and monetize it?
I just need ideas
What is the name of the bot, Then I can know which method will work.
RomanceRe: People Mostly Talk Bad About Their Ex, But Tell Us One Good Thing About Your Ex? by SodiumValproate: 3:29pm On Jan 22, 2023
Sonnobax15:
. Aunty poco,I thought you've been married cool
Are you asking a professional Waka about this question? grin
RomanceRe: People Mostly Talk Bad About Their Ex, But Tell Us One Good Thing About Your Ex? by SodiumValproate: 3:27pm On Jan 22, 2023
pocohantas:
Tbh, I do not even mean it this way. These men all have/had their usefulness outside their money, but I have a soft spot for generous men. Sense of responsibility is a big deal for me. Not only in romantic relationships. So, I naturally tilt towards men (or people) who give me things EASILY. It is personal for me. I can’t cope with a man that doesn’t give. smiley
How are some men able to cope with your size? No offense, but is it like their fetish?
RomanceRe: People Mostly Talk Bad About Their Ex, But Tell Us One Good Thing About Your Ex? by SodiumValproate: 3:26pm On Jan 22, 2023
MoneyMustBMade:
Chai!
Werin do chai? cool
RomanceRe: People Mostly Talk Bad About Their Ex, But Tell Us One Good Thing About Your Ex? by SodiumValproate: 2:44pm On Jan 22, 2023
She was everything good apart from her insecurities and nagging.


I miss her.
Car TalkRe: Is Lexus ES 330 Truly Hard To Maintain? by SodiumValproate: 2:42pm On Jan 22, 2023
mayowascholar:
Just pray the gear no get issues.The life no go balance again...
I swear
Car TalkRe: Is Lexus ES 330 Truly Hard To Maintain? by SodiumValproate: 2:39pm On Jan 22, 2023
Yes
PoliticsRe: Electrically Charged Stones (lithium) Discovered In The Democratic Republic Of T by SodiumValproate: 2:35pm On Jan 22, 2023
BossGerald:
Lithium is the new oil



But unfortunately, natural resources are a curse to Africa.
True

Diamonds, Gold, Oil, Cocoa etc.. people slave and kill for them.
TravelRe: Meet The Only Survivor From The Ghastly Accident That Killed 17 People..(photos) by SodiumValproate: 2:32pm On Jan 22, 2023
aka OgaDeyVex where you dey?


See bad news.
TV/MoviesRe: Nudity As A Netflix Programming Norm In Nigeria by SodiumValproate: 2:26pm On Jan 22, 2023
Prettygirl200:
If that is the case den Netflix should be banned
They didn't force you.

Netflix rates their movies, so if you see 18VSLN. The V stands for Violence, S stands for Sex, the N stands for Nudity and L represents strong Language. So you are foretold of what to expect of the content.

In addition, you have a choice over what kind of content you want to see in your settings, plus parental control.

Dem no force you watch am. cool
RomanceRe: How Do I Tell My Lady Neighbour What Her Boyfriend Is Doing by SodiumValproate: 2:21pm On Jan 22, 2023
gfelo:
My lady neighbour brought a guy last year November to live with her, introduce him to me as her boyfriend, we were even looking for a way to get this guy a job, but anytime this lady is on night shift the guy brings in another lady, this has becomes often, and it irritate me.

Pls how do I tell the lady what the guy he introduce to me as her boyfriend is doing.
Them swear for you say no for your mouth Dem go hear say na hot eba been kill Moses?

Mind your business. When Dem do their gbege come settle, na you go turn both their enemy.

Shalom.
RomanceRe: Sex In The Office: Myth Or Fact by SodiumValproate: 2:18pm On Jan 22, 2023
grin
EducationRe: Expelled for Examination Malpractice (pics) by SodiumValproate: 2:14pm On Jan 22, 2023
Arkmanbuddy:
Damn, at least 90% of them are from the south!
You wan start Vawulence pro max shey?
RomanceRe: Nikki Decided To Switch From A White Man Gbola To Black Gbola by SodiumValproate: 1:08pm On Jan 22, 2023
siofra:
Humble whathuh Abeg shut up!!!

I don't blame you people sha! That's the only thing black men can boast of. That's what you guys reduce yourself to.

Your white and Asian counterparts boast of ingenious ways of thinking and groundbreaking tech. You people own is gbola.

Shameless people.
By saying "ground breaking tech", I know you mean diIdo Vibrators.

Na only wetin your peanut sized brain fit comprehend be that. grin

Since you want to do without gbola, vibrator will be your only consolation. grin
RomanceRe: Nikki Decided To Switch From A White Man Gbola To Black Gbola by SodiumValproate: 1:02pm On Jan 22, 2023
siofra:
See this one!

Nothing dey your head angry
It seems your clitoris is still larger than the size of your brain.

grin
RomanceRe: Nikki Decided To Switch From A White Man Gbola To Black Gbola by SodiumValproate: 9:20am On Jan 22, 2023
Wordsfrombimpe:
Hmmn
You know I can give it to you cool
FamilyRe: Who Exactly Belongs To The Indomie Generation? by SodiumValproate(op): 9:17am On Jan 22, 2023
id4sho:
I knew of indomie in 1999/2000. Nigerian economy was experiencing a boom then under OBJ. I was in primary school, one of the best then in awka. Lads don't bring noodles to school but cooked food.Abacha use sapa deal with Nigerians . Price was 10-15 naira .
Anybody born from 2000s
Likes of siofra
Still Siofra was not oppotuned to live a quality life so she tried to break free just like her mother tried. But look at her life now😔
I really feel for her situation.

Since she couldn't enjoy things like indomie at that time, that is the reason why boys will buy cooked indomie and egg for her and she will gladly open her legs in exchange.


I am still trying to understand exactly the cause of why they say her vagina stinks though.🤔 Because there are many things that can cause her vaginas' predicament.
RomanceRe: FWB Don Go Carry Belle Ooo, How We Go Settle This Matter. Chat Pics by SodiumValproate: 9:09am On Jan 22, 2023
Nice one.

You go fear English grin


An even well educated babymama.


Congratulations bro.... You are a father. grin
RomanceRe: How An Olosho Disgraced Me Tonight. (graphic Pics) by SodiumValproate: 9:05am On Jan 22, 2023
Where is picture 2 and 4 ? grin
CareerRe: Google Announces 12,000 Layoffs Worldwide by SodiumValproate: 9:01am On Jan 22, 2023
pocohantas:
Hmm. My friend got a job in Google Nigeria late last year. Make them no pursue her abeg.

12,000 people losing their jobs, equals at least 24,000 dependants o. In Nigeria, the number of dependants would be higher.
She can still do hookup.

All hope is not lost.
PoliticsRe: New Photos Of Super Cop, Abba Kyari, Cause A Stir by SodiumValproate: 8:58am On Jan 22, 2023
id4sho:
Barman, give this man a chilled bottle of orijin.
The shame and embrassment he brought upon him self control is enough to weight him down, freedom is priceless.
If you check how Major Al-mustapha (before, during and after) incarceration pictures. You go know say khaki no b leather, him eyes see shege.
I even wondered how he is active in politics now, speaks to press, cracks jokes, full of life.
You just analyzed fully the power of watery beans and a cell rest. grin
EducationRe: 400-Level UNN Student, Ejim Ijeoma, Declared Missing (Video/Photos) by SodiumValproate: 8:48am On Jan 22, 2023
Was it kidnap or gbola appointment ?
PoliticsRe: New Photos Of Super Cop, Abba Kyari, Cause A Stir by SodiumValproate: 8:38am On Jan 22, 2023
Watery beans never disappoints grin
CrimeRe: HELP!!! Loan Sharks Are After My Life by SodiumValproate: 8:37am On Jan 22, 2023
flourishing247:
🤣🤣 No, but I believe in paying my debt. You can't be stealing someone's money na.
Wait oh! Supposing you come across money wey politician thief go hide, and you have the opportunity of stealing part of it without him/her being able to do anything about it, tell me, will you steal part of the stolen money or not.

Be honest🧐
Nairaland GeneralRe: Fact, Good Person by SodiumValproate: 7:55am On Jan 22, 2023
Wordsfrombimpe:
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I met c tech on a forum and we decided to do a session on the podcast when he discusses benue there are some rumors and clarity to correcting that impression of Benue and Igbo.

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Benue people can drink beer like fish and fvck like no tomorrow.

I salute them.🙌🙌🙌

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