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WebmastersRe: Best VPN To Use To Download Nigerian App From Uk by SodiumValproate: 8:50pm On Jan 19, 2023
Twice22:
How do I download 22bet app from united kingdom, because the app is not available here. Please help.
Non.

Na only if person go gree create RDP for Naija here for you. grin
BusinessRe: Fidelity Bank Introduces Cardless ATM Withdrawals by SodiumValproate: 8:46pm On Jan 19, 2023
Something wey other banks don do try tey.


GtBank even has fingerprint withdrawal.


E be like say Fidelity Bank been the sip codeine when other banks the smoke colorado grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Mention Your Favorite Section Of Nairaland by SodiumValproate: 8:41pm On Jan 19, 2023
abrahambest:
Hi everyone,

This is a quick chance to show off your favorite section of nairaland. This information appears in every user profile but let's bring more visibility into it by posting it on this thread.

Mine is Autos. Let's hear from you.

@Seun lalasticlacla you are not excluded cool
Romance . cool

That is only where you can enjoy the foolishness of SIMPS and shamelessness of hoes cool


Jennyclay Candidlady Sweetplum Shalommy, SIOFRA, Virginprincess
CultureRe: Why Do Indians Do This Often??? by SodiumValproate: 8:40pm On Jan 19, 2023
Because they worship cow cool
PoliticsRe: How Can I Become A Moderator On Nairaland by SodiumValproate: 8:39pm On Jan 19, 2023
Ihavefaith333:
How can I become a moderator on nairaland.

Please email me if you have useful info for me

My email is systemtech54@gmail.com

Thànks
You must have an affair with mynd.44 cool
FamilyRe: 10 Reasons Men Find It Hard Marrying A Single Mum!!! by SodiumValproate: 8:35pm On Jan 19, 2023
grin

Jennyclay no go like OP grin
FamilyRe: Is Marriage Still A Blessing? by SodiumValproate: 8:32pm On Jan 19, 2023
Truvelisback:
Good day, fellas. I have noticed that Nigerians are used to SAS(Suffering And Smiling). So, i would like to hear ur views. Is marriage still a blessing? Considering the high cost of living, the cost of getting married, the cost of raising children of ur own etc. Let me hear ur views.
A curse in disguise
FamilyWho Exactly Belongs To The Indomie Generation? by SodiumValproate(op): 8:29pm On Jan 19, 2023
Because Indomie was introduced into Nigeria in 1988.

Indomie will be 35 years this year since it was being exported to Nigeria and

28 years since they opened their factory in Nigeria in 1995.


Awon Indomie and Non-Indomie generation, please educate us. cool
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi And Datti Visit Emir Of Minna,HRH Umar F. Barago (Photo) by SodiumValproate: 7:38pm On Jan 19, 2023
25th Feb is coming... grin keep labouring in vain grin
AutosRe: Needed Urgently…android For Porsche 2011 by SodiumValproate: 6:25pm On Jan 19, 2023
mycece:
I urgently need android screen for Porsche Panamera 2011.

If you have on ground in Lagos, contact me.

07032720592
Blackturtle
I have one
CelebritiesRe: Court Orders Lady To Pay ₦150k After Collecting ₦3k Transport Fare From Her Boyf by SodiumValproate: 6:22pm On Jan 19, 2023
Siofra, Jennyclay and Shalommy will not like this. grin
PhonesRe: Apple Vs Samsung: Who Leads The Mobile Phone Industry? by SodiumValproate: 6:21pm On Jan 19, 2023
Newsfrica:
As technology and the need for communication strengthen globally, so does the number of smartphone users around the globe. The demand for smartphones has toppled over the years and as a result, we see mobile commerce sales reaching an all-time high. Apple vs Samsung!

According to the latest statistics on the worldwide smartphone market share, the US brand Apple has taken over the market with a market share of 28.43%. which implies that 3 out of every smartphone user worldwide uses an Apple phone. READ HERE>> https://www.primebusiness.africa/apple-vs-samsung-who-leads-the-mobile-phone-industry/
Apples and Oranges comparison again cool
HealthRe: This Snake Just Bite My Sister Today. What Should We Do? It's Urgent by SodiumValproate: 6:19pm On Jan 19, 2023
Dilaxgraphix:
Please if your familiar with snake � I'd like to know if this particular is venomous and what we need to do urgently. Thanks
Make pepper soup with it and give to her to eat.

Make sure you crush the head and add it to the pepper soup water.



Thank me later.
RomanceRe: Please Guys How Does One Spot An Olosho On The Street by SodiumValproate: 6:16pm On Jan 19, 2023
Joyrider404:
Wow I am honestly wowed so these are all the ways one can spot an olosho on the srteet
Those your lips no go bad to receive Bl0w Job from oh? cool. Hot B.J till I fill my load in your mouth kiss
RomanceRe: Mention A Nairalander And Use Picture To Let Them Know What You Feel About Them by SodiumValproate: 6:10pm On Jan 19, 2023
Jeon:
Shalommy
TheSourcerer
Nia69
Siofra
Candidlady
Jennyclay
Sweetplum, Virginprincess


Hookup Squad grin
EducationRe: A Black Woman Subjected To Human Sexual Trafficking: Sara Baartman by SodiumValproate: 6:04pm On Jan 19, 2023
Pwettylinda Nyash ma for no survive for those people hand If to say Dem born her that time. grin grin


Damn! grin
RomanceRe: Four Guys Raped My Step-mother by SodiumValproate: 5:58pm On Jan 19, 2023
Greattestman:
Four guys commonly known as Chris2863 Falcon01 Okunwaye including their gang leader PellsKodak raped my step-mother on her way to the market. They took her into the bush and beat her, then unclad her and forcibily penetrated her. Umbrateeth01 and Goodlady were their accomplices while they carried out their illicit act. I'm calling for justice and for nairalanders to be careful and stop engaging with these guys.
Wait oh! shocked is your stepmother Jeon ? shocked shocked shocked
PoliticsRe: "Died" At Lekki Tollgate But Resurrected To Campaign For The JAGABAN by SodiumValproate:
VeryWickedGoat:
If the bullets didn't kill her then obesity will.
You don dey where Eniola Badmus mess before? grin

If her mess no fit kill am.. nothing will grin
SportsRe: Ronaldo-Messi Match Today As PSG Takes On Saudi All-Star Team by SodiumValproate: 5:53pm On Jan 19, 2023
Danjuma827:
This will be beautiful
Walai Talai is finally United grin
HealthRe: I Will Never Drink And Smoke Weed Again by SodiumValproate: 5:42pm On Jan 19, 2023
eni070:
I misbehave and I lost so much. I almost run mad.
You should try cocaine. Especially crack.

It is mild and better than weed and alcohol.
FamilyRe: US Man Going Through Divorce Crashes Dump Truck Into Wife's Home & Cars (Video) by SodiumValproate: 5:38pm On Jan 19, 2023
Goodlady:
Sauce!
Pepper Sauce grin
HealthRe: Delta Polytechnic Student Rescued After Attempting Suicide By Jumping Into River by SodiumValproate: 5:32pm On Jan 19, 2023
Jeon:
Shalommy shebi you Don start your full Luna madness again abi?.
Wetin you wan do? Chai cheesy
FamilyRe: Romantic Chat Between Pastor Ab Isong & Wife , Emem by SodiumValproate: 5:29pm On Jan 19, 2023
Zonefree:
Jealous sex starved evening newspaper!
Shalommy the sexy wall lizard wey Sabi give lizard style? grin
HealthRe: Delta Polytechnic Student Rescued After Attempting Suicide By Jumping Into River by SodiumValproate: 5:25pm On Jan 19, 2023
Urheadmaster:
shocked

If i tell you she was seeking for attention you'll be wanting to know how.

This is something sniper don't waste time to finish the job tongue



#sarcasm.
I have been advocating for one girl called Jeon to drink snipper for more than a year now cool

E no the waste time cool
HealthRe: Nigerian Man Mourns As His Wife Dies 11 Days After Their Wedding (Photos) by SodiumValproate: 5:16pm On Jan 19, 2023
Sacrifice for the gods cool
PoliticsRe: Students In School Now, Need More Time To Collect Their PVCs- Rudeboy Tells INEC by SodiumValproate: 5:07pm On Jan 19, 2023
fredoooooo:
He can give them in his house ..
They should reserve Mondays for them to collect their PVC's grin
CrimeRe: Online Syndicate Abducts, Gang-rapes Rivers Lady Seeking Love (pic) by SodiumValproate: 5:04pm On Jan 19, 2023
TheChameleon:
Nwarobi, Obi and Ikechi

Always sex starved because their Yamlegged women are busy chasing Afonja guys.

Obi's 200,000 votes nationwide - 3 = 199,997 undecided
DaviChi 2023 grin
CrimeRe: Online Syndicate Abducts, Gang-rapes Rivers Lady Seeking Love (pic) by SodiumValproate: 5:04pm On Jan 19, 2023
Jennyclay:
Not again sad.

They raped her
They stole her 2 phones.
They also kidnapped her and collected ramson.

Haba! Why are Men so wicked and evil? Why? sad undecided. Honestly I hate men!

These rapist should be sentenced to death immediately.
They satisfied her cravings.

But I don't support them stealing her 2 iPhones she worked so hard to get and also extorting from her relatives angry angry

They should amputate their hands and legs for that. angry
HealthRe: From Faint And Wake To Slump And Die by SodiumValproate: 4:55pm On Jan 19, 2023
After taking Viagra crushed and mixed with burantashi using Agbo as solvent to grace a party with girls like Siofra Jennyclay, Candidlady, Sweetplum, Shalommy, Pwettylinda, SIOFRA etc...

Do you expect the side effect to be die and wakeup? grin


People the do things. grin
RomanceRe: 12 Signs A Nigerian Girl Has Friend-zoned You by SodiumValproate: 4:55pm On Jan 19, 2023
fastanddubious:
Thank God I always mind my business
Am zonefree grin grin
cheesy

I see what you did here grin

So I help you fix the ē to e grin
RomanceRe: 12 Signs A Nigerian Girl Has Friend-zoned You by SodiumValproate: 4:53pm On Jan 19, 2023
PureFace1:
10. And she feels really comfortable telling you all the gross things like how bloody her period feels like.

Dis tew much. Forreal.
It is Stew much. grin

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