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Fashion › Re: Man With A Snake In His Hair Who Caused A Commotion On The Street (Pics, Video) by softMarket(m): 2:20pm On Dec 07, 2016
FTC

i know that this thread is abt Lalasticala but i just want u guys to knw that i love Linda ikeji!

Thank you



oya haters... Acttack me!! grin grin
Crime › Re: Nigerian Court Sentences Three Bolivians To 6-year Jail Term Each - Concise News by softMarket(m): 2:07pm On Dec 07, 2016
Start counting from feb 2012?
Whyhuh
Anyway by the time they stay the remaining 2yrs ehh
they will turn to black men!
Celebrities › Re: Peter Okoye Shows Off His Ripped Body (photo) by softMarket(m): 2:03pm On Dec 07, 2016
Money is Good!!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Lessons From Nigeria Leave Ghanaians Confused On Election Day by softMarket(m): 2:00pm On Dec 07, 2016
sweery:
.
sweery, so at ur age,u are still dey do Space Booking? grin grin

fear God for 2mins nah cool

see as u snatch FTC grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Lessons From Nigeria Leave Ghanaians Confused On Election Day by softMarket(m): 1:59pm On Dec 07, 2016
The kind of change that will fire them ehh


they will borrow food from nigeria!! grin
Politics › Re: It’s Risky To Talk About Nigeria Now - Jonathan by softMarket(m): 1:55pm On Dec 07, 2016
Oblak:
Bro please what does NOI mean?
Ngozi Okonjo Iweala
Politics › Re: BREAKING: Buhari Swears In INEC Commissioners by softMarket(m): 1:46pm On Dec 07, 2016
sarrki:
Calm down brother
Let's see how baba perform first
Then we roll from there
ok....but am telling u what i knw!
APGA will flog APC and PDP

esp APC...........
Politics › Re: BREAKING: Buhari Swears In INEC Commissioners by softMarket(m): 1:44pm On Dec 07, 2016
Guess who created this thread? .......sarrki


i dont know if APC is paying this guy!...........


Am begining to suspect that this Sarrki must be one of buhari's ministers oh........

Sarrki are u Amechi or Fashola? grin
Politics › Re: BREAKING: Buhari Swears In INEC Commissioners by softMarket(m): 1:40pm On Dec 07, 2016
Chai!!!!
No need!!
APC will win all states except ANAMBRA STATE!!

We will floor APC and PDP......no be BOBO Juice!! Na me talk am!!!
Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji, Her Friends And Staff Dancing A Happy Birthday Song (video) by softMarket(m): 1:37pm On Dec 07, 2016
cry see linda my love!!!
Baby,how is you? Hope u are very dey alright? Have u chopins anything today?

grin grin
lala...i knw that linda is on nairaland....pls epp me find her moniker!
Romance › Re: The Girl Wants To Kill My Friend With Sex by softMarket(m): 1:32pm On Dec 07, 2016
cummando:
eye service!!!
so if he gets banned it will make lala tall or nairaland bigger. In fact nairaland is too easy to bring down. Some people never just get time...and some no dey fear ban......like me
This is a threat! .....u just broke a rule!
Romance › Re: The Girl Wants To Kill My Friend With Sex by softMarket(m): 1:19pm On Dec 07, 2016
herzern1:
Wahalai Oqa.

Me,I be aboki,if any boody barn me.Wahalai I go burn Nairaland.
u dey threating lalasticala?

Chai!!! Bigger sin!! grin

infact him go ban u till 3099

u no dey fear? Lala don finsh u! grin
Romance › Re: The Girl Wants To Kill My Friend With Sex by softMarket(m): 1:13pm On Dec 07, 2016
herzern1:
Wahalai Oqa!
I want toh becauum a modirator for Nairaland ni fah,kai
grin grin
u mean,u wan make them sack myndd44 huh
so them go give u him Job?

Guy u are finished!!!!! grin grin
him go ban u till 2099! grin
Romance › Re: The Girl Wants To Kill My Friend With Sex by softMarket(m): 1:10pm On Dec 07, 2016
Smellymouth:
Correct!!!!
smellymouth my man!!

I been wan call ur name but as u don show, we go visit dat man crib,go bleep that girl well!!! cool cool


u dey with me baa?
Celebrities › Re: Actress, Mercy Johnson-okojie Shows Off Her Customized Lexus SUV Plate Number by softMarket(m): 1:05pm On Dec 07, 2016
If mercy johnson is still single ehh
she go be hot cake!!


But i still stick with my Linda she just dey blow my mind!
Romance › Re: The Girl Wants To Kill My Friend With Sex by softMarket(m): 1:00pm On Dec 07, 2016
herzern1:

aboki....u will snatch FTC and draw line grin
how can we help you? What do u want?
Romance › Re: The Girl Wants To Kill My Friend With Sex by softMarket(m): 12:59pm On Dec 07, 2016
Help ur friend and Bleep that girl well.....
If u cant do it,
then give us ur friends location.. All the boys on NL (youngBloods) will storm that house!
And if that girl no run ehhhh
Romance › Re: Pre-wedding Picture Of Zahra Buhari & Ahmed Indimi Surfaces, Wedding Date Fixed by softMarket(m): 12:33pm On Dec 07, 2016
oloyede252:
I wonder if your brain is functioning well
guy why are u wicked like this? grin cant u find the joke and laugh?
Politics › Re: Lere Olayinka Blast Critics Over Fayose Dress To Present Ekiti Budget by softMarket(m): 12:30pm On Dec 07, 2016
herzern1:

whats wrong with you? grin
why are u always drawing a line for us?
Politics › Re: Lere Olayinka Blast Critics Over Fayose Dress To Present Ekiti Budget by softMarket(m): 12:29pm On Dec 07, 2016
NO SHAKING!!!
Romance › Re: Pre-wedding Picture Of Zahra Buhari & Ahmed Indimi Surfaces, Wedding Date Fixed by softMarket(m): 12:12pm On Dec 07, 2016
cheesy, shey buhari said his wife belongs to the other room?

Good!.......veryyy!!!! Good!!!! grin


zahra is now ahmed's wife.......
She will belong to the other room! grin

shey u dey see as ahmed hang Leg for wall? Look at the picture..... U see am baa?

Do u knw what dat hanging of leg mean? huh

It means his down below is on fire grin grin

the way am looking at that ahmed ehh....him no get Joy grin


he will scatter zahra down below! grin grin
Literature › Re: See Reasons Why Professor Wole Soyinka Needs Social Media Schooling by softMarket(m): 12:07pm On Dec 07, 2016
If u tell him this directly......

He will confuse u with grammar and u will understand that u are the one that really needs social media schooling! grin grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Pre-Wedding Photos Of Stephanie Coker And Olumide by softMarket(m): 11:45am On Dec 07, 2016
femi4:
you no fit spell "Strength" abi?
na short form i dey write grin grin
Politics › Re: Nigeria Is Getting Disturbed And Annoyed With Igbo's Development, Advancement by softMarket(m): 11:41am On Dec 07, 2016
Thats why they don't want us to leave!!!



Ask an afonja why igbos should stay in Nigeria.......

I SWEAR WITH MY LIFE.....he cannot give u an absolute reason!!!!

The only thing he will say is..One Nigeria..........that God ordained us to be together


Igbo's are BLESSINGS to Nigeria
they can't do without US!!!
Phones › Re: Samsung Wins Over Apple In $399 Million Patent Appeal In US Supreme Court by softMarket(m): 11:35am On Dec 07, 2016
Its like iphone dont knw his senior grin grin


$399mil na 2017 budget of abt 20 african countries! grin
Politics › Re: IPC Begs DSS To Release Detained Journalists by softMarket(m): 11:30am On Dec 07, 2016
Pple are now beging for their Rights!!



If it was during GEJ regime.......
Pple will just be runing their mouths anyhow!!


Person wey neva eat a plate of rice and chop two meat,will cum and call GEJ a tyrant!!


Now we have seen the change!!


Bubu till 2023 grin
Romance › Re: My Visit To A Brothel In Ilorin (PICTURE) by softMarket(m): 11:17am On Dec 07, 2016
prositutes that are there are older than the building itself!

grin grin



you mean to tell us that someone as old as buhari is there doing ashawo work.......grin grin grin



what kind of KNOCK-OUT BLOW did u hit afonjas now grin grin
i didnt like this o!



But last last...OP, u re very wicked! grin
Nairaland General › Re: . by softMarket(m): 11:12am On Dec 07, 2016
cheesy is that Lizard that am seeing??
How can someone capture lizard and say its crocodile? grin grin grin

better release that thing and let it to grow!
grin
Politics › Re: Trump: UN & Obama Turned Blind Eye To Buhari’s Genocide Against Biafrans Until by softMarket(m): 11:08am On Dec 07, 2016
And now you are here to Correct the mistakes!
Thats why we supported u!
Travel › Re: Pls I Want To Travel To Austria How Do I Go About It by softMarket(m): 9:49am On Dec 07, 2016
yemimajid:
Too funny. Dey there dey crack jokes.
Baba No vex
Sports › Re: Falcons Seize AWCON Trophy, Reject NFF's N50,000 Allowance by softMarket(m): 9:41am On Dec 07, 2016
Tallesty1:
You will never see sarrki on threads like this
sarrki na assistant chairman of zombie




omenka na chairman......i neva see am since
Travel › Re: Pls I Want To Travel To Austria How Do I Go About It by softMarket(m): 9:27am On Dec 07, 2016
Travel to wherehuh?
Oga u must stay in this country oo
u are going no where!!! grin


but wait o,u have money to spend like this? Who are u? huh Are u linda ikeji junior brother?

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