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Romance › Re: Konji Na Bastard: You Wont Believe Why This Man Sliced Off His Genitals by softMarket(m): 6:19am On Dec 07, 2016
I wanted to get angry,till i read it happened in INDIA.......



This girl should try it with me!!

I will just go outside,carry 2 hefty,bootylious babes enter house for her presence!!! cool

she go mad! grin grin
Politics › Re: Okonjo-iweala: I'm Not Interested In Becoming Nigeria’s President by softMarket(m): 6:12am On Dec 07, 2016
The first and second posters are zombies!!

Do u knw who NGOZI is? Can u compare her with any female politician in nigeria??


I DARE anyone to tell me who is BETTER THAN NGOZI politically! :>
Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Buys A 2016 Range Rover Autobiography (photos) by softMarket(m): 6:02am On Dec 07, 2016
Hanendez:
Matthew 12:32- No sin against the Holy Spirit can be forgiven. Don't mock the Spirit with tasteless and disdainful jokes about seeing visions and prophecies. Don't say no one warned you.
Noted! Thank you!
Politics › Re: Photos From Lai Mohammed's 64th Birthday Celebration Held Today by softMarket(m): 9:19pm On Dec 06, 2016
So u mean to tell us that Bubu is just 6yrs older than you?
Ok! No problem! We agree! Is it not ur age again?





HBD Sir! Signed Lai softMarket
Romance › Re: Will You Allow Your Nude Picture To Be Leaked For 30 Million Dollars? by softMarket(m): 9:04pm On Dec 06, 2016
30million gini?


I will leaked the pictures myself!

I will upload it on all porn sites!!




Do u knw what is 30 million dollars?

At the current exchange rate of 400,......wait first...just calculate it ur self!!!!
Crime › Re: Robbers Terrorizing Umuobia Olokoro, Umuahia Caught (Photos) by softMarket(m): 8:55pm On Dec 06, 2016
wiloy2k8:
I go arrange 1 for u to wear
i wish u the same 50times!

Wicked human being!.....who did u say that created u? GOD or Eve?
Romance › Re: Goodnews For One Minutre Men by softMarket(m): 8:52pm On Dec 06, 2016
cry am not even a one minute man.........am a two seconds man!


Just at the sight of the pussy.....i don release finish!
Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Buys A 2016 Range Rover Autobiography (photos) by softMarket(m): 8:41pm On Dec 06, 2016
dikerebel:
look at this one, if i slap you now eh you ancestors go feel dizzy
enemy of progress grin grin
Sports › Re: Super Falcons Launch Sit-in Protest by softMarket(m): 8:38pm On Dec 06, 2016
What kind of non-sense is this huh
What did these girls do to deserve this?

Girls that made nigeria proud by wining that cup BACK TO BACK !


How i wish GEJ is still our president....
Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Buys A 2016 Range Rover Autobiography (photos) by softMarket(m): 8:32pm On Dec 06, 2016
Linda,i love u so much,

when i went to the mountain to pray, i saw a vision of u and i standing in-btw a pastor....i dont really understand what it meant huh



Bt just knw that i love u seriously!!
Even if u have worms and maggots, as wizkid said.........I WILL SWIM IN IT! grin
Crime › Re: Robbers Terrorizing Umuobia Olokoro, Umuahia Caught (Photos) by softMarket(m): 8:24pm On Dec 06, 2016
I like that Big Black Necklace they are wearing! grin
Romance › Re: I Did Drugs Because She Aborted The Pregnancy by softMarket(m): 8:21pm On Dec 06, 2016
U called ur brother in united states
u called ur sister in hong kong

You should have also called LAI MOHAMmEND in aso rock!!
Nairaland General › Re: Stop Making Expensive Demands From Me, Buhari Tells Nigerians by softMarket(m): 7:53pm On Dec 06, 2016
PMB - I will make $1 equal to N1

Nigerians- fullfill ur promise!
Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo Reacts To Flavour's Shirtless Pic: I Need You In My Crib Tonight by softMarket(m): 6:52pm On Dec 06, 2016
Flavour cannot service that engine!!!
Celebrities › Re: Finally!!! Wizkid Has Been Nominated For Grammy Awards by softMarket(m): 6:34pm On Dec 06, 2016
If am aunty linda ehh!.......i will knack wizkid with headache that day!! grin he will not attend it!!!


I will make him sommersault 15 times,down the stairs! grin grin (even if he later go,it will be on a wheel chair!!!) grin




i will send Bee's to his house (the way that kenya man did) to sting the hell outta him! grin
Romance › Re: Is It Abnormal To Have Feelings For One's Blood Cousins? by softMarket(m): 6:22pm On Dec 06, 2016
. undecided. so out of all the boys/girls in ur class,at the church,social gatherings, U were not actracted to any of them, nd u say ur case is normal?

Come forward, come! I SAID U SHOULD COME FORWARD!!! come come!!,dont be afraid!



Oya kneel down lets pray 4 u!, u village pple want to use u and play gamble!

grin
Politics › Re: Buhari Participates At International Forum On Peace And Security (photo) by softMarket(m): 6:18pm On Dec 06, 2016
What does he knw abt peace? huh..........was he not the one threating GEJ and nigerians that baboons will be soaked in blood??
Crime › Re: Faces Of Kidnappers Who Killed Dangote's Employee by softMarket(m): 6:01pm On Dec 06, 2016
Let them face the music!

Abi Dance to the music!
Politics › Re: Some Pictures Of Kirikiri Maximum Security Prison by softMarket(m):
No wonder if they send someone there,the person will start crying!! grin







Kirikiri, I reject you in the mighty NAME OF JESUS! AMEN!!!
Politics › Re: Caption This Photo Of Senate President And Emir Of Kano Looking At PMB by softMarket(m): 10:45pm On Dec 04, 2016
They be like *what does he knw,he's doing?*
Politics › Re: PHOTOS: Thanksgiving Service In Honour Of Minister Of Niger Delta Affairs by softMarket(m): 2:44pm On Dec 04, 2016
The kind of excutive seats that are kept for these can of pple ehhh








They will even be blocking the pple at the back.
grin
Computers › Re: No Signal When Hdmi Cable Is Connected To Tv And Laptop by softMarket(m): 2:41pm On Dec 04, 2016
Change the HDMI cable!
Politics › Re: "Emir Sanusi Is Ignorant",buhari Replies On 4.7 Trillion Naira Overdraft by softMarket(m): 2:39pm On Dec 04, 2016
Sanusi is a graduate!

He was also CBN governor so he knows how things run there!







Buhari should just forget this loan he wants to borrow...........cos Nigerians that are not zombie's will not allow this dullard to borrow that huge amount of money!!!
Politics › Re: Presidency Reacts To The Emir Of Kano Lamido Sanusi’s Position On $29.9 Billion by softMarket(m): 2:32pm On Dec 04, 2016
So Sanusi is now a wailerhuh






BUBU should borrow $50bn.....that $29bn is TOO small grin




Buhari till 2019!!!!! grin grin
Crime › Re: See THIS: Girl Who Was Raped 43,000 Times by softMarket(m): 2:24pm On Dec 04, 2016
undecided WHO TOLD THIS LIE? huh










Is it. LAI ........... If u add Mohammed, na u sabi grin grin
Education › Re: Precious Okoro, FUTO First Class Graduate by softMarket(m): 2:21pm On Dec 04, 2016
Pretty with Brains!!!











Not that one they call *Cossy* grin
Politics › Re: Gov Fayose Spotted On Top Of Okada Today On His Way To Government House(pics) by softMarket(m): 5:54pm On Dec 02, 2016
I swear this guy can move around in the streets without bodyguards and nothing will happen!



Buhari should just try it! grin grin




Fayose is more Famous than Jagaban himself!!! grin
Celebrities › Re: He Just Started Sweating - Cossy Orjiakor Recounts Her Ordeal With A Stranger by softMarket(m): 4:33pm On Dec 02, 2016
Cossy, you are very wicked! grin

So u knw what he wants and u left him to be sweating like He-goat ....grin grin
Romance › Re: Is Proposing Marriage Over The Phone Silly? by softMarket(m): 4:22pm On Dec 02, 2016
Don't even try it!

Imagine proposing to ur girl over the phone and u re hearing Funny sounds like...hmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm .then u hear paapapapapapa grin


what do u think is happening?

So just respect yourself and meet her face to face! Thank you cool
Politics › Re: Ngozi Okonjo-iweala Receives 2016 Global Fairness Award by softMarket(m): 4:05pm On Dec 02, 2016
MaziOmenuko:
I don't even understand the meaning of the smiley at the end of your lousy statement; were you laughing at your idiocy or your lame attempt at instigating tribal war?
i was just playing the role of Afonja's......i did not see any of them on this thread! Am just wondering is you are afonja or not!......pls who are you? Are u from Ogun or Osun? grin grin grin
Crime › Re: Armed Robbers Set On Fire In Onitsha Today By Angry Mob (Graphic Pics) by softMarket(m): 3:56pm On Dec 02, 2016
If u want to rob in onitsha.....
Come prepared!!! With AK 58

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