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Religion / Re: Adeboye Shops For $20m Jet by software(m): 3:09pm On Jul 19, 2008
Lets look at the way of life, one of the Richest men in the world, Warren buffet,

Warren Buffet, the second richest man who has donated $31 billion to charity. Here are some very interesting aspects of his life: 1) He bought his first share at age 11 and he now regrets that he started too late! 2) He bought a small farm at age 14 with savings from delivering newspapers.3)

He still lives in the same small 3 bedroom house in mid-town Omaha ,that he bought after he got married 50 years ago. He says that he has everything he needs in that house. His house does not have a wall or a fence.4) He drives his own car everywhere and does not have a driver or security people around him.5) He never travels by private jet, although he owns the world's largest private jet company.6) His company, Berkshire Hathaway, owns 63 companies.



LETS EMULATE A LIFE LIKE THIS, God's plan is always the best, if there is a cencellation of Pastor Adeboye's flight, then its not the will of God for him to be there, thats it, GOd never fails, he is a faitufull God,
Religion / Re: Adeboye Shops For $20m Jet by software(m): 3:01pm On Jul 19, 2008
@fyneguy

When i say "materialistic" i mean, It should not be added into the things of God, Jesus christ taught us simplicity, his was of life was simply and modest,

Pastor Adeboye cant be as busy like the way Jesus Chrsit used to be during his own ministry, Jesus christ had the greatest challenges yet he remained simple, he didnt command that a special offering be conducted for him to perhaps, buy a Flying Donkey, Jesus christ, never owned a Donkey not too talk of a horse of a boat, He was simply, when the time comes, things get fixed itself,

Papa Adeboye is a true man of God, If God orders him to go for a trip outside the country "I CAN BET IT WIT ANYBODY" nothing will delay him, there would be nothing like cancellation of flight, Lets have faith in our God, Lets believe in his promises for us, especially for those he called to serve him, A life like Jesus should be emulated.

But buying a jet for the work of God is simply bringing in materialism into the gospel and the work of God,
Religion / Re: Adeboye Shops For $20m Jet by software(m): 10:06am On Jul 19, 2008
The truth is always bitter, i get so sick when i see people who call themselves children of God, and yet they are still soaked with the material things of this world,

people are saying he needs the JET so he can have easy movemets, so that he doesnt waist time on long que at the airports, people raised issue of cancelation of flight, thereby affecting his appointment,

BUT LISTEN,

God is a faithfull God, He does not fail and he has never failed. If Baba Adeboye is to be somewhere at a particular time, God will definately make it possible, there wount be cancellation of flights, there wount be delays,

Lets not be a  materialistic christian, A friendship of the world "materialism" it brings enimity with God. lets watch it,

na small small the thing dey start ooo


"Small time now, the church for my back yard sef go say dem won buy JET for their pastor."
Religion / Re: Adeboye Shops For $20m Jet by software(m): 7:52am On Jul 19, 2008
so many pastors dey NL

To be frank, as christians our way of life and doing things, should serve as an example to others, There are lots of people really suffering and looking up to the church for both spiritual and physical help, Jesus christ fed his disciples, he didnt perfom that miracle so he could have a Car or perhaps a JET,

Lots of people come to church and needs to be helped, The dwarfs are out there, people, even churches are discriminating.

there are lots of things to do with such an amount of money, The bible should be our starndard as christians, ,

Its just an avenue for the devil to come into church of God, so many other men of God will start extorting money from their memebers in the name of BUY BUY BUY,

i suprise oooo, so many many other pastors right now in the villages right now, dont even know or have something to eat, there are lots of them, lets encouage them with such a money,

so many other great men of God who devote their money, riches and everything still dont have a private Jet for themselves,

lets do what is right and what is pleasing to God, lets touch peoples lives, not only by reading the scriptures to them,

I rest my case
Religion / Re: Adeboye Shops For $20m Jet by software(m): 11:12pm On Jul 17, 2008
i will assum this to be a rumor, Pas Adeboye will not spend such a huge amount of money on such a thing, i can bet it,

It would be the greatest shoker of my life if HE DOES
Religion / Re: Adeboye Shops For $20m Jet by software(m): 10:42pm On Jul 17, 2008
GONGO ASO, LEVELS GO CHANGE, NEXT LEVEL, NOTHING DEY HAPPEN, JEUN SOKE!!!!
Jokes Etc / Re: It Could Only Happen In Nigeria,: I Bet! by software(m): 10:32pm On Jul 17, 2008
dreeldee:

@post

how much be the slippers sef relative to the price of the padlock grin grin grin grin

ahhhhhhhhhhhh it worts it ooo, thats what everybody are doing now, those are one of the inventions of Mr KAY
Jokes Etc / Re: It Could Only Happen In Nigeria,: I Bet! by software(m): 10:30pm On Jul 17, 2008
Kay$:

Ummm Obatala grin

wetin do obatala? obatala no get power AGAIN OOO, right now as i speak to u, obatala has been kidnaped by my boyz,

u hear? so obatala cant hear u even if u take microphone call am,

okay?
Jokes Etc / Re: Wicked Ituen by software(m): 10:26pm On Jul 17, 2008
hmmmn she go soon come here ooo, showbobo, i hop u can stand her is she fire u with her bazooka
Jokes Etc / Re: It Could Only Happen In Nigeria,: I Bet! by software(m): 9:54pm On Jul 17, 2008
ituen:

@software

What a nice idea and joke from you. I can imagine you taking a pix of your slippers and fixing a padlock to it

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, it is not my slippers/, pls dont kobalise me oo, the slippers belongs to Kay, am only doing my duty as a journalist, i have to show the world what kay did to protect his slippers grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: It Could Only Happen In Nigeria,: I Bet! by software(m): 8:04pm On Jul 17, 2008
Kay$:

You no well , you this Bola Ige mate , go sleep jare

sebi na u be our daddy? na u be Mr IGE grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: The Story Of Five Friends by software(m): 7:58pm On Jul 17, 2008
ben~jay:

No wonder small pikin see ya face get convorsion.

~You really wor wor like oracle.

yes, na me be the oRACLE wey u dey call ur girlfriend grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: It Could Only Happen In Nigeria,: I Bet! by software(m): 7:55pm On Jul 17, 2008
Kay$:

Chei , see me , na me this soft d*ck dey follow talk ?Omo see levels

wetin u talk? na whi ch level u dey? 800level?  grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: The Story Of Five Friends by software(m): 7:52pm On Jul 17, 2008
ben~jay:

~software You seriously need brain formatting.
You just feel say you go call red cap chiefs here on NLD fools just like that ??

You dan shit for church. ~ To appease the gods, you will bring one he cock and one she cock.
~ Two native mosquitoes keeping malice
~ One hairy egg

Failure to bring the above items . . . . . (will save that for later)

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh u no even sabi anything,
wetin be the name of ur own god?

see eh, na me be the god of that your god. no go try me oooo, or else, thunder go scatter your PC,

for u to appease me,

you need to bring the followings,

one female mosquito wearing a Gstring

two female lizard that are 8months pregnant,

i give u 24hours to provide those things ooo, or else, thunder go strike ooo
Jokes Etc / Re: It Could Only Happen In Nigeria,: I Bet! by software(m): 7:41pm On Jul 17, 2008
manickal:

na wa o. ordinary 50 naira slippers ??

no ooooooooo thats a wrong info oo, slippers is more than 50 naira, it is 70naira, then u will also calculate cost of transportation, you can now see why we need to use that security measure to protect our slippers grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: It Could Only Happen In Nigeria,: I Bet! by software(m): 7:04pm On Jul 17, 2008
hmmmmn, the person wey get the slippers sabi hinself, Na KAY get am gan gan gan, but na Temivict advice kay on the security measure,  grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: The Story Of Five Friends by software(m): 10:45pm On Jul 16, 2008
cescky:

just half a laff for u angry

ha

haha

nxt poster shld donate more laffter

aahaha ur reply even made me laught more, grin grin
Romance / Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines! by software(m): 10:39pm On Jul 16, 2008
Hi there, pls can u spare me some 6k there?

Then i answered, I DONT HAVE SUCH MONEY EVEN IN THE BANK,
Jokes Etc / Re: It Could Only Happen In Nigeria,: I Bet! by software(m): 10:31pm On Jul 16, 2008
@KAY,

ABI NA UR SLIPPERS BE DAT?
Jokes Etc / The Story Of Five Friends by software(m): 10:29pm On Jul 16, 2008
This is crime story. Five friends lived in one room, Namely MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY. One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY. At that time BRAIN was in bathroom, MAD called police. MAD : "Is it police station" Police: "Yes, what is the matter??" MAD : "SOMEBODY killed NOBODY." Police: "Are you mad?" MAD : "Yes, I'm MAD." Police: "Don`t you have BRAIN." MAD : "BRAIN is in bathroom, " Police: "You FOOL.!!!" MAD : "No, Sir, FOOL is reading this joke, " lol. Pass it on, lol
Jokes Etc / Re: It Could Only Happen In Nigeria,: I Bet! by software(m): 6:57pm On Jul 16, 2008
Kay$:

**Hiss** you dey yab Nigeria o ummm , arise o compatriot

No ooooo i love naija,
Romance / Re: Topics To Discuss While Talking To A Girl by software(m): 3:51pm On Jul 16, 2008
wat an easy question,

tell her about the nollywood movie u saw on TV the previous night, narrate both the part one and part 2, then ask her if she wants more, u can go on and on and on, dont even allow her say a word, be the only person talking, that will work
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by software(m): 6:42am On Jul 13, 2008
@muki

How u dey long time, I don miss una die, grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Job Interview 'killer Question' by software(m): 6:42am On Jul 13, 2008
what if that your old friend who saved your life cant drive a car, wat will u do?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by software(m): 7:54pm On Jul 12, 2008
hi guys, is seems wenger was not givin enough money, thats why he is hunting for players with low cash
Sports / Re: Sepp Blatter Is Daft! by software(m): 7:52pm On Jul 12, 2008
hi smoze, how u dey? long time,
Sports / Re: Who Will U Vote As Ur World Best Dis Yr: C. Ronaldo Or Who? by software(m): 7:40pm On Jul 12, 2008
C RONALDO, I THINK HE WAS OUTSTANDING LAST SEASON
Sports / Re: Kanu Challenge Lagos Govt Over Rio Ferdinand's Visit To Nigeria by software(m): 7:19pm On Jul 12, 2008
true talk ooo, am sure some people must have turned rich simply because they invited Rio F, I dont know whats the big deal in they guy, People are suffering and they are there waisting money on someone who can buy all of them,

Kanu is very very very corect
Jokes Etc / Re: It Could Only Happen In Nigeria,: I Bet! by software(m): 7:12pm On Jul 12, 2008
me sef i suprise oo, i was told that there was someone in that house who is used to stealing peoples slippers, so one of the tenants, had to come up with that wonderfull idea,

I think that was great, if na me sef, na so i go do oo. i will even look for a bigger padlock
Career / Re: Back To Nigeria After Medical School? by software(m): 1:30pm On Jul 12, 2008
There is no place like home, some docs are making it real big here, but really, u have to set up your own firm, If there is no money yet to set up your own clinic or hosp, then stay put where u are now and make plenty of money before coming back hom
Jokes Etc / It Could Only Happen In Nigeria,: I Bet! by software(m): 11:42am On Jul 12, 2008
Hi guys,

This could only happen in Nigeria,, i bet! check out the picture

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by software(m): 7:05am On Jul 12, 2008
Hi guys,

Am back on board cheesy cheesy

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