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GOD FORBID oooooo, as long as she is still a G.F , I repeat, GOD FORBID

hmmmm

the entrance, "when coming from Abuja"

That happens to be the only Street light left, the others has been swallowed by some things i cant really say who they are, i dont want them to come after me,

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here is the pic i promised to post,

@poster,

i think you need some glucose water,

toideve:
no matter what i still prefer SE fones to that of Nokia's i don't know why but SE for life, so that n97 or n100 no freak me at all, one thing i know for sure is that all nokia are similar just slight differences between n95 and n96 so what are we saying? n95 has 5MP and n97 d same, why not make n97 8MP or higher? abegi

SE for life

dont worry jare, even if u dont like Nokia phones, i must but this n97 for you, either you like it or not, or wount you collect it if i present it to u?

just1n:
Watta phone!!! I mustu bought disi phone e, weda police or efcc liket it or notu. See phone!!!

my brother, this phone na  elele, i must buy it ooo for all nl memeber, anything efcc like make dem do for me, Infact you are the first person i want to buy it for, send me photo copies of your NEPA bills, OK?

naijafan:
@software.

Go ahead and buy it for everyone.

eh eh, i hope efcc wount ask me where i got my money from? Pls i must buy the phone for all nairaland member, i must, pls allow me to buy it pls.

what a Lovely phone,

Pls i would like to ask for the permission to buy this phone for all nl member,

I have plenty of money, i wantto buy it for all nl members, pls

Pls allow me to buy it, pls am begging. it is very important, i must buy it, plsssssssss i want to buy  for everybody,

Pls tell me to buy it for everybody,

while i was in SS1, one senior dey always want everybody to call him senior John, But he i never obeyed him, Until the day i catch am for farm where we were working, I Beat up the guy and made him call me SENIOR,

The following day, i was suspended and at school after 24 lashes, when i got home, i was welcomed also with KOBOKO,

i was also found of shooting my teachers with Rubber Band, One day, my teacher was praying, she taught it was a spiritual attack,

anyway, i later confessed to her on my finial day at school, during our confession time,

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wenger is definately the most ugliest coach,

ohhhhhhhhh, sorry i taught u guys were asking of the most ugliest coach ever,

seems nobody is naked,

chineke me,

NL ladies, na wa for una oooo

Una wicked oooooooo,

But honestly, i think the best way is to refuse gifts from the guy, tell him not to send anymore messages, dont return calls,

But ladies would never reject a gift, them go collect am and relply saying 'tnx'

Just say no to the guy and he would GO,

NL mo go kill me,

so much to learn from all the stories,

Legal case against God thrown out


A judge has thrown out a case against God - as the Almighty doesn't have an official address and legal papers can't be served. Skip related content


Nebraska State Senator Ernie Chambers filed the lawsuit last year seeking a permanent injunction against God who he said made terrorist threats against him and his Omaha constituents.

Additionally, he said God inspired fear and caused "widespread death, destruction and terrorisation of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants".

The US politician said his case was over the fact that everyone should have access to the courts regardless of whether they have money or not.

However, Douglas County District Court Judge Marlon Polk ruled that under state law a plaintiff must have access to the defendant for a lawsuit to move forward - and this would be rather tricky under the circumstances.

Judge Polk said: "Given that this court finds that there can never be service effectuated on the named defendant this action will be dismissed with prejudice."

But Senator Chambers, a law school graduate, thinks he's found a hole in the judge's ruling.

He said: "The court itself acknowledges the existence of God. A consequence of that acknowledgement is a recognition of God's omniscience.

"Since God knows everything, God has notice of this lawsuit."

Senator Chambers, who has served a record 38 years in the Nebraska Legislature, has 30 days to decide whether to appeal.


http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20081016/twl-legal-case-against-god-thrown-out-41f21e0.html


na wa ooooooooooooo, so someone can even think of setting up a case with God

I hope he didnt just weep so that Efcc and others would think he is not courrupt,

I PRAY THAT EFCC, ICPC INVESTIGATE THEM ALL, this country must move forward,

We are planning on setting up a crying ceremony for all the ministers who were sacked, Modibo would take lead, then we go see who sabi cry pass,

azeezbaba:
Aliyu Umaru Modibbo (Phd) as he fundly refered to himself is the worst Minister FCT has ever produced. He did nothing in abuja. He promised to build a boulevard in abuja, i don't know how that will put food on the tables of the masses.

Shame to him

in that regard, i dont think it is only him ooo, wat about the govs that are busy planting flowers all around their state? would flower put food on the tables of the mercies? God help naija,

totalfact:
He is fit for special adviser on weeping-issues in Nigeria.
Let us campaign for him!

hahahahahahah I think he made a big mistake to have wept, could it have been that he was crying so that Yaradua would have a second thought about him, ??

i think its laughing time for El-rufai

Hi guys, I was just wondering if our great nl has a "slogan"

If there is, i think i would love to know it,

and if there isn't any yet, lets form one,

Thanks,

i have also voted too.

make she sha come back on nl and say Thank U,

oldie:
A good lesson for all
When you are privileged to serve the public
Do not play politics with your position

The ex-minister was more interested in destroying what his predecessor did
Politically correct decisions and pronouncements are not always the right decisions!
He was too desperate to hold-on to his post, and playing to the gallery

Has he left Abuja better than he met it?
Candidly, No

true talk, Abuja is even turning into something else, traffic everywhere.

kokorunna:
Of course he will weep because there is NO MONEY TO STEAL

i guess he sees it like bin sent away from a big room filled with money,

http://www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/news/national/2008/oct/31/national-31-10-2008-001.htm

I was so amazed to see a minister weep, ()

ME or no other person

ayomifull:
Though happily married to a man i love with all my heart but 4 me to love him more than my mother he would have to wait until God needs her in heaven. Not with my mother singlehandedly taking care of me from 3 months when she lost her husband and remained single until now just for us though she was in her mid 30s then.

Definately, A real mother indeed

Joseph6:
[size=28pt]serious nonsense comparison. . . . . . . .the poster obviously doesnt have a mother[/size]

hey man, wassup with u? my mum any time any day, I love my mum very much, I was asking this question just as a result of some discussions i over heard b/w a guy and his fiancee,

Joseph6:
[size=28pt]another biarch widout a moda[/size] !
@ poster
u should tryin hittin your head on the wall like 200 times then go see your fiancee and see what she says about your wedding

I dont need to do that to know how much my mum loves me, Definately its my mum first, No doubt about that, Her place in my life is so special,

Queenisha:
why should a woman even ask anyone such a question.
Has she no self esteem?
The love a man has for his mother is a totally different kind of love from that which he has for his woman and they should not compete.
I love my dad very dearly but I don't love him like I love my man.
My love for my dad is everlasting, cannot be broken and is familial love
The love for my husband is everlasting,cannot be broken and is familial and sexual.
I can't compare the 2.

True talk

shannon_g:
That is a difficult question. I'll get back to you on that

for how long?

Gamine:
Funny thing, i read somewhere today that a man is attached to his mother

and until she dies, his wife wont have that special place the mum has.

there will be exceptions, of because

Now, we aint talking of when the mother is dead, we are talking of while the mother is still alive, is it normall to love your fiancee much more than ur mother, to the extent that you do things to please ur fiancee at the detriment of your mother?

during a discussion with your fiancee, she suddenly asks you "would you love me more than your mother?"

Definately, we are aware of some mothers who are wicked, but in a case where a real Mother is involved, would u love your fiancee more than ur mother?