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BusinessRe: ATMs: Automated Thieving Machines? by software(m): 9:19pm On Aug 05, 2007
more reason why i wount have an atm in this country
Christianity EtcRe: What Did You Learn At Church Today? by software(m): 9:12pm On Aug 05, 2007
i learnt that god has answered my prayers.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Which Football Club Are You Crazy About? by software(m): 9:12pm On Aug 05, 2007
chelseaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 4 life
FoodRe: Do You Like Smoking Garri? by software(m): 9:09pm On Aug 05, 2007
9ja4eva:
Any garri supplier for here?
yes o, i dey supply o

How many kongo do u need?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Strictly Chelsea Talk: by software(m): 9:09pm On Aug 05, 2007
che che che chelsea 4 life
HealthRe: Baby Language: Learn How To Stop Babies From Crying by software(m): 9:08pm On Aug 05, 2007
Paw-Paw:
@software
Maybe we should publish are own "Baby Thesaurus" because we are becoming very proficient in baby talk.
Today when I was taking some loose change from my wife's purse my little girl was saying "ooly".
Am petrified when my wife comes back and my pikin tell her "Daaaa isssssssss ooolllleeee. (Daddy is ole). Man I won't sleep tonight.
ahahahahahahah
na wa oooooooooooooooooooooooo
Ur Baby don soji sha

U are in trouble in that house oo. cos ur pikin go dey Watch anything u do. If u steal again Na when police come hin go talk say "daaaaaaaaaa isssssssssssss ooollleeeeeee (Daddy is olle)

Ahahaha na wa oooo I dont think those oyinbo ppl fit translate daaaaaaaaaaa issssssssss ooolllleeeeeeeeeeee
It is not in their dictionary
RomanceRe: Is It Safe To Tell A Man "I Love You"? by software(m): 9:05pm On Aug 05, 2007
meta4:
hi glory,
thats so nice to hear. i can imagine how you felt that day. but the question is would yousay the word to a guy first?
Ya thats the koko
I know many girls wount tell a man dat cos they feel he would take them for granted
BusinessRe: Nairalanders, How Much Are You Worth? by software(m): 9:04pm On Aug 05, 2007
20,000cowries ;d ;d
PoliticsRe: What Do You Think Of Malam Nuhu Ribadu? by software(m): 8:52pm On Aug 05, 2007
thief thief thief ppl
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Andriy Shevchenko Will Rise Again by software(m): 8:52pm On Aug 05, 2007
HE WILL RISE AGAIN
HE IS X10 BETTER THAN HENRY

LETS SEE WAT HENRY WILL PLAY IN BARCA
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by software(m): 8:47pm On Aug 05, 2007
chelsea 4 life
Nothing dey happen grin huh huh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by software(m): 8:46pm On Aug 05, 2007
some people will never learn to talk desent, I CALL THEM AUTHOR OF CONFUSION <KIT>
PoliticsRe: Lagos Girls Versus Governor Fashola by software(m): 8:32pm On Aug 05, 2007
It is wrong and at the same time Right,

The church and the mosque can no longer control those ill-mannered dressings.
most parents also can't control their kids.

At the same time, The Govt has no right to do such. . Its a free world. BUT like they say "A city where there is LAW, their can't be SIN" and if there would be, it would be in its minimal.

But lets get to ask ourselves, could it be that those ill-mannered dreesing are the cause of

1 unemployement
2 Lack of Eletricity
3 Lack of WATER
4 Bad Network of Road
5 Poverty in its highest Level

Make The Gov Face hin duty and do what concerns him, Am sure, some millions, would be allocated for that in his 2008 Budget.

Wonders shall never end in Naija
HealthRe: Baby Language: Learn How To Stop Babies From Crying by software(m): 8:21pm On Aug 05, 2007
BabyCakes:
This is the problem with Naijas and Africans in general, when someone comes up with something new, rather than give it a try and see if it works, you start criticizing!! and I am sure the person talking about ak ak for akamu, doesnt have kids! Its empty vessels that make the loudest noise! @ Amigos, i watched the show on Oprah as well, and the lady said the babies usually make these sounds BEFORE they start to cry, you just have to be observant if you want to use the language. There is also sign language for toddlers and pre schoolers! @ pawpaw and software, you guys are laughing now, but i'm sure when u have kids, you will secretly try out this language
@babycake

Perhaps, in the USA or Advance Country, that kind thing fit work sha o. sometimes last week, i passed thru a daycare center. meeeeeeeeeen u needed to hear all the bomb i was hearing, i was hearing things like

gaaaaaa=gari
kuuuuuu=kulikuli

e.t.c I dont think the lady who came on Oprah, would have those on her thesaurus.

I would welcome such idea, if na naija person do the research,
PoliticsRe: Lagos Girls Versus Governor Fashola by software(m): 12:33am On Aug 05, 2007
It is wrong and at the same time Right, 

The church and the mosque can no longer control those ill-mannered dressings.
most parents also can't control their kids.

At the same time, The Govt has no right to do such. . Its a free world.  BUT like they say "A city where there is LAW, their can't be SIN" and if there would be, it would be in its minimal.

But lets get to ask ourselves, could it be that those ill-mannered dreesing are the cause of

1 unemployement
2 Lack of  Eletricity
3 Lack of WATER
4 Bad Network of Road
5 Poverty in its highest Level

Make The Gov Face hin duty and do what concerns him,  Am sure, some millions, would be allocated for that in his 2008 Budget.

Wonders shall never end in Naija
HealthRe: Baby Language: Learn How To Stop Babies From Crying by software(m): 12:33am On Aug 05, 2007
Paw-Paw:
Does african baby have the same cries as oyinbo babies?
The list you provided is for oyinbo pikin or what?
If the baby says "ak" "ak" does it mean the baby wants akamu or akara
"og" "og" for ogi
Would you not have hypertension when the baby says "cig" "cig"
Abeg no smoke in front of your kids o
hahahahahah
wat about
wi wi wi wi wi asking for WEED
ahahahaha

The woman, who tested her laung stuff on oprah show should come to africa, Naija as a case study, she go shock, Infact, till she die, she no go finish translation of all thing kind thing naija babies dey voice out
BusinessRe: Nairalanders, How Much Are You Worth? by software(m): 8:51pm On Aug 04, 2007
10,000 cedis in Shares
50,000 cedis in Other properties

Everything sha in total is close to 100,000 cedis grin
am a big guy huh grin grin grin
ComputersRe: Help On Subnetwork by software(op): 8:46pm On Jul 29, 2007
Attached to this post, is a MSWord Doc, Please kindly hell me go through, 

Anyhelp would be greatly appreciated, I need explanations also. THanks  

Thanks in advance
ComputersRe: Help On Subnetwork by software(op): 8:34pm On Jul 29, 2007
hi Maleeq

The Second part of the questions u assisted me with the other day, My results came out, and i failed the second part of it. But i got the first part right,

Pls i would like you to kindly still throw more light on it for me, It would greatly be apprciated,
Thanks



The major network IP number is 191.48.0.0/25:
9. How many host bits are there before subnetting? _____16bits
10. How many host bits are there after subnetting? _____
11. How many host bits were borrowed to subnet? _____
12. How many usable subnets are there? _____
13. What is the subnet mask written in dotted decimal? _______._____._____._____
14. What is the subnet IP number of subnet 500? _____._____._____._____
15. What is the broadcast IP number of subnet 500? _____._____._____._____
16. What are the usable host IP numbers of subnet 500?
_____._____._____._____ through _____._____.______.______
SportsRe: Clubs With The Funny/Weird Names by software(m): 2:06pm On Jul 29, 2007
"GUNNERS"

Sounds very stupid and Childish,

CHELSEA IS THa BOMB
SportsRe: Rangers Thrash Chelsea In Glasgow ( Pre-saeson ) by software(m): 2:02pm On Jul 29, 2007
Wat sort of rubbish is this? Who started this thread? May Thunder scatter your mouth and computer,
RomanceRe: Is It Safe To Tell A Man "I Love You"? by software(m): 10:34pm On Jul 28, 2007
Its not really really safe to tell anyone i LOVE U(Both parties here pls)

One should only hope for the right person, But as soon u r sure of the Man without any doubt in your mind,, WHY NOT? Go AHEAD AND EXPRESS YOURSELF
ComputersRe: Help On Subnetwork by software(op): 7:19am On Jul 26, 2007
Maleeq:
@software

No wahala. Take care
thanks bro
BusinessRe: ATMs: Automated Thieving Machines? by software(m): 8:51pm On Jul 25, 2007
i have always felt that those things wount work well in naija at first, I even learnt that some guys now hack people funds, if ur ATM card is misplaced,  

But i will also like to beleive that those lapses would be tackled so as to enjoy full benefits of ICT,
Naija is MOVING
ComputersRe: Help On Subnetwork by software(op): 7:44pm On Jul 25, 2007
thanks so much Maleek

I really must thank your for the great support, It was well understood. I have been able to solve the second part myself,

God bless , Thank you NL
ComputersRe: Help On Subnetwork by software(op): 10:25pm On Jul 24, 2007
Maleeq:
@software

Are you trying to get your assignment done for you?
Nope, its not an assignment, Just preparing for an Exam and this is an aspect of it i dont understand, Its just a past question,

Am actually studying about it. Just that i need them answered for me so i could learn faster,
SportsRe: Arsenal Is Dead by software(m): 8:22pm On Jul 24, 2007
THIS IS TO ANNOUNCE TO YOU, THE REMEMBRANCE SERVICE OF ARSENAL FC

VENUE: EMIRATES STADIUM
TIME: 4:00PM
DATE 30 JULY 2007

Though we hate you, but GOD hates u most! grin grin

FAMILY + FANS
ANNOUNCER

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