₦airaland Forum

Make i park well before the fvck crews appears

Atiku2019:

Aluwo lo lo joor!

Xclusiveblog:
TBC at a GIVE AWAY PRICE

Am giving it out at a very cheaper rate of 500/TBC. so why are u still buying at 10k, 20k above. Am selling at give away prices to help my fellow Nigeria's financially.

whatsapp me on 08 1 3 4 6 6 00 0 0

...while you are helping yourself financially along side

Achievement:
see this fool next thing you people will be the one agitating for social media revolution to expose poor services via social media complaint my friend get back to your poverty and let those who have money talk.

..,let those who have money talk. indeed, is this how to expose poor service? please next time you want to complain on social media, don't complain like an i-diot, that is just my point, you should at least even show an evidence of your claim. i don't like exchanging words with shallow minds, i quit!

Its no longer fun jooor

i don't think you know what you are talking about, besides why acting like a foolis-h fellow, you were debited for what you don't understand, and you did not call the customer care number, nor visit the closest branch to find out what happened, just came here and open one useless thread to get attention.


This Social Media bill should just come fast joor

Still paying

tHaPsAmIsT:
This demolitional attitude has enstrangled the viaculatical mustrul. caricature and missect propaganda will not only propane the outward view but also dramatize a climotrafied picture!

NonSense


Please interpret in English



Make i quick go dey call all those ladies i don GH

Woooooow See the joy on the Parents' face, Glory be to God

MrIcredible:
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Woe betide whoever invented the rubbish bitcoin.
Only a fooooool will invest in this rubbish!
I don't care what fuckëry value it has.

Lies from the pit of hell.

You must be living on Pluto, i guess?

wow wow

people must always meet somwhere

ara e se wa dabi ara alangba ba yi?

agbako! afi "froud" na

Omugwo
Koto Aye
Ijele
Mad
Yemi my Lover
KKK

Zoharariel:
Yahweh and his 10,000 angels should have prevented the building from collapsing.

Afterall, It is written in Psalm 91:

He that dwelleth in the secret place of the most High shall abide under the shadow of the Almighty.

Well, “the shadow of the Almighty” just sent hundreds of gullible worshippers to their early graves in Uyo yesterday.

Surely he shall deliver thee from the snare of the fowler, and from the noisome pestilence.

Yes, we saw how Yahweh delivered his children into the mouth of the fowler yesterday in Uyo.

Thou shalt not be afraid for the terror by night; nor for the arrow that flieth by day;

Unfortunately, the arrow that struck those worshippers yesterday was dead-on accurate.

Nor for the pestilence that walketh in darkness; nor for the destruction that wasteth at noonday.

Yes, you guessed right! The tragic event occurred at noonday - and Yahweh couldn't do jack about it

A thousand shall fall at thy side, and ten thousand at thy right hand; but it shall not come nigh thee.

Well, 876kg iron-bars & stanchions fell on the victims' heads yesterday in Uyo - and the result was instantaneous death.

Only with thine eyes shalt thou behold and see the reward of the wicked.

Nonsense! Tell that to the corpses of the victims.

Because thou hast made the LORD, which is my refuge, even the most High, thy habitation;

Well, aside from the boko-haram carnage that has been ravaging the habitations of Yahweh in Borno, this is the 2nd-time the habitation of Yahweh is collapsing & killing his brainwashed & gullible congregants since the T.B Joshua's building collapse.

There shall no evil befall thee, neither shall any plague come nigh thy dwelling.

Newsflash: Evil befell your children in Uyo yesterday. Is there any evil worse than being killed by stanchions & iron-bars?

For he shall give his angels charge over thee, to keep thee in all thy ways.

The angels must have been sleeping or drinking ogogoro when the tragedy struck in Uyo.

They shall bear thee up in their hands, lest thou dash thy foot against a stone.

Yes, we saw how the angels ferried their copses into the mortuary.

Thou shalt tread upon the lion and adder: the young lion and the dragon shalt thou trample under feet.

You don't have to go far, I will accompany you to the Kano Zoo in Kano State where you can trample upon the lion cubs live on camera and see what becomes of you.

Because he hath set his love upon me, therefore will I deliver him: I will set him on high, because he hath known my name.

Those poor souls who died yesterday must have forgotten your name.

He shall call upon me, and I will answer him: I will be with him in trouble; I will deliver him, and honour him.

Wait! You mean the woman whose head was shattered by a (73kg x 12metres = 876kg) iron-bar went to that church to call upon Satan?

With long life will I satisfy him, and shew him my salvation.

Yes, u're right. Those victims are still alive in your 400-bedroom mansion in heaven - Oloshiii!


***As for the brain-dead media aide who says affliction shall never rise a 2nd time, well - I will be quick to remind him when it happens again.

...and let's see if these hands of yours will be able to type then

Kai Ichabod

New Governor's office! as if they have make good use of the old

unclezuma:
A meme is born..

idia.t

Nice Job Man

Thank God for Him

I say this Recession is a Blessing in Disguise

Congrats to This Lovely Babe