₦airaland Forum

Dragonking:
Werey Ode oshi...go and chop more chocolate poison na...oju kokoro.

MrCork:
..ok..so u sell computers in lagos and this means u can afford to take women out on dates?...you homebase guys take women out ridin Okada and then u expect them to be loyal and not to want to sleep wit a London guy??.. I was in Nigeria juss in feburay at Some junkyard called IKOYI and I was not impressed.....The only thing nice about my stayin in Nigeria was the 5 bed room Mansion with out door swimming pool and Mini GYM I waz stayn in....and gues wot..I slept wit 2 married women who wanted to taste a Londoner. (REAL TALK)

MrCork:
,,,bro..no oofeinse but since when did u homebase guys started chattin up females with English grammar?...don't u normaly chase them with piegeon English?... Serrriously and no joke...which website did u get that chat up line from? (no oofense)

MrCork:
..BRO U WANNA GO THER AGAIN...serrriously..whjat would a female want from a homebase guy, 4real?....Serrriously...when waz the last time a homebase guy to a female to Dinner, Cinema or even sef..the most romatic move ever: TAKING HER FOR A WALK?? .. huh?

MrCork:
IF HE WANNA GO THERE THEN I GO THERE:

HOMEBASE GUY TOASTING A FEMALE:
SCENARIO
Homebase Guy: Darlin. Please can I no you coz think I no u from some where. ..Darlin can I have yor nomba? (This is there favourite chatuo line)
Homebase female: huh?? ...which nomba??... F*** NO... ..... GET THE STEPPPING!!!!


THE LONDONER TOASTING A FEMALE:
SCENARIO:
Londoner: Hey Sugarpie, yor gloomy eyes moves like an ocean movin from River Nile while yor smile feels like the Mountain beggin for Vocano..May I have yor number?

Homebase Female: Really?? OOoooo Thank u so much & hear is my nomba. Please call me!

..My professional advise: Don't hate the Playa..Hate the Game!!(no oofeinse)

MrCork:
..YOU WANNA GO THERE??...OK LETS GO THERE....When as any homebase female ever been happy to be approached by u homebase guys??...how comes they always cheat on u people and then...why is it that we Londoner can take yor women anyday...Like it or not? huh?...PLEASE DONT MAKE ME GON ON SIR!!

..infact, ask any female who they wud choooose btw us: You in that place Nigeria or Me the Londoner? (no oofeinse)

MrCork:
^^^^typical homebase guy...they usualy cant handle the trueth!! (no ofeinsse)

Dragonking:
Oya go to chocolate royale and find out..dopemu.

enoqueen:
Will he do same

Do me I do you.

focusM:
Well,my friend(29yrs) and his girlfriend(26)(which he loves so much and plans to marry) went out on a date and snapped some pictures. He uploaded the picture on his facebook wall and the picture had lots of likes. Well,it didn't go down well with his girlfriend's mum who scolded his girlfriend seriously. His girlfriend's mum told his girlfriend that she is messing up her life because if her present boyfriend ends up dumping her,she may not get any decent guy because she has given out too much publicity for a relationship that has not been legalised. She added that the guy has not done formal introduction to the family and has no right to upload her daughters picture in a public platform because that may discourage other serious suitors. My friend has been feeling down since then because they both love each and want to get married but he is still trying to set himself up financially. So is it a bad thing for guy to post his serious girlfriend's picture on facebook and can this discourage serious suitors in future?

MrCork:
..Guys but seriously , we realy tryn to educate by creatin this thread...why do u homebase guys honestly think females enjoy cheatin on u?...not becuz u r broke but becuz they all ways wanted to be wit a London guy...U don't belif me..THEN ASK ANY FEMALE....they cheat and will all ways cheat coz they prefa us Londoners (no oofeinse)

rhema4u:
...I'm in love with folabayo1... ...I'm in love with folabayo1...

Dragonking:
Are you this daft? didn't you read where it was stated that they used fake/expired substances to produce all their consumable products for over a decade.

Don't patronize them again, period..Honestly some Nigerians deserve the poison been fed to them.

kilmix:
Chaiii... see wrapper.



See the woman giving the man yansh....
yet my grandparents said their time was 100% perfect.

Lemme save this picture.. I'll show them when I see them in heaven ... they must explain in detail.


Should I say FTC?
No, I won't... that's childish.
Happy children's day... mixpressive.