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While all the guys are here whining, most of the girls are there acquiring all the best push up bras and the like to hustle the damn thing out

Lindajohn: Mtchewwwwwwww. Make una dy here dy comment about people wey sexy, make una no go fine work

Finally, some home truth

Dabss: This not just about the price my dear friends. A friend of mine had the 8" Toshiba encore with a quad core Intel atom cpu 2gb ram but it was terribly laggy and frustrating, I can't imagine how much depression this one with just 1gb ram will cause.
Full window 8.1 on 1gb ram? God forbid bad thing!

I understand, on every sphere of life there ought to be nay Sayers

diluminati: until they bomb you out of your bedroom

lomaxx: Konji na bastard

Na who go come go heaven now?

May I add, a respecter of no one too
So long that lizard dey nod head

Bluetooth2: Never underestimate the power of pusy.

Yea, You're right

Head master himself

The lord just ministered to me, oooo scrababababa

I see a bother yanking off an unsolicited title of KABITIKABITI this very moment.

HALLELUJAH!! Somebody

Make it happen Oga INSPIR*

U no well

englishmart: we need not fear Ebola this much.

If not for the first letter of "Ebola" (E)
It would have been a yoruba name.
That explains the kind of affinity the virus has with yorubas.

chibwike: The way we are going about this ebola thing...e mean say if person get am for NL,.no body go even comment for em thread to avoid catching the virus

Burger01: Kabitikabiti means big, very big and mighty..

Iro means "lies"

So, Iro kabitikabiti means

Thank you!

No wonder she changed the "CHIEF'S" name to "inspIRO" , and the KABITIKABITI as an additional feather to his "CHIEFTANCY TITLE" .

I'll always remember to be on NL, when I want to have a good laugh .

GenBuhari: [size=28pt]This is why we have no electricity ?

This is reason we have no decent roads?

This reason why our youths have no jobs?

So that children of corrupt politicians can play with expensive cars?

shame on Nigeria!![/size]

Well spoken like the true general.

Abeg which one be kabitikabiti?

Idowuogbo: Eeeem.... Lady in Israel, can you use your church heart to ask our king of iro kabitikabiti why the car no dey avabs till the 7th. We need to know oooo

ChiFirstLady: Wow!........these guys are legsome.dis ones go marry ni?

See wetin? E don lost tey tey!

Cecediva: lol.... Yea,she's my father's sister aunty's daughter

I don't doubt that Apparently the semblance is well written in the upper region

shithapuns: somehow i blv u, {her pic is allover badoo, tons of pic, so it cnt be a case of impersonation,,,,she go b runz gal, but if the sex ws nt goodd, y go more thn 2x?,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, the boobs must be all sagged now, nuthing tht big can succesfully defy gravity,,,,,,,,,,,I BET her fav position was lying on her back,,,,,,sitting down topless ,, wud be a no no 4 her cos gravity strikes with a vengence in tht position

Buahahahah The fear of waist dislocation comes to mind, mild jamming would do

Cecediva: Impossible...she can't be

I can see the reasons behind your statement. I agree you'd give her a run for her money

Meanwhile, are you both related

I just feel for parents, students and the country in general. All my tuition fees to the point of graduation wasn't up to 10,000 naira.

Which way Nigeria!

Damn! I had my share of it in the last two places I worked, it was fun and filled with so many twist and turns. My first was somewhat cumbersome as everyday begot one drama or the other.

At first I was a colleague and later a boss. Naturally, I knew it would be something else. She decided it was time to bring it to the open I tried to talk her through it, sadly she won't just have it that way. Secondly I can't be her boss, I just have to be her lover and she doesn't care if we are at work.

It got so bad she wants to rub it off the other female colleague of her's. Bad for me I wasn't aware my MD was in his office one day she squealed out sweetheart! and blew me a loud hissing kiss from afar He just rushed out of his office looked at me and then back at her shook his head and went back to his office. More painful was the thunderous laughter that accompanied the silence by the other staffs. .

For the last one I'll keep that to myself

Men in khaki doing their crazy stuff. They all should be moved to sambisa with immediate alacrity.

Wait a minute
Na weed the plane carry
Abi na only me play the video
Make only me no waka play o

Aspireahead: Jonathan resign!!!

QweenMercy: Publicity stunt....Who ask her ehn?.All this nigerian celeb sef..SMH!!

QweenMercy: And Wu tud U I snuugled close to sum1
And wat makes u tink Da person is a guySum guys sha...lol

Babe chillax na dat short sleeve and that shoulder I see, no be lady own at all

No need to get riled up My eyes na binoculars

Have a boisterous weekend

[quote author=QweenMercy]Shebi U ar My bobo

That'll be the one you snuggled close to on your DP

QweenMercy: Attention Plzz....Is Simi the daughter of the owner of *OSOMO HERBAL MIXTURE..

You dey sell am abi your bobo dey use am

Dis one na End Times Bosoms!

E don be for PDP! Such is life and politics anyway, take heart Oga jona.

drnoel: why are these people still keeping their sits when the constitution clearly says their sits are vacant?

U see bro, what maybe crystal clear to them can be so blurred to you! This na Naija o! Abi u forget?

I was actually hoping to see if there's going to be any of these "end times things" comments or "FTC". You know since its Nairaland.

IKEMBA NNEWI: Anh anh. Aburo mi we dey fight? ? Was just being humorous with that post. No hard feelings

Toh! An gama abokina. Ba wani miskila! Seriously though, why would u think u are older? Take that back.