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Wow! Thank the lord, I just saw the sane side of Mr. Cork. So you of all people can be smitten by calmness? Interesting!

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]......^^^^^no wonda yor face is full of mossskito bite....DID THE TOPICK SAY; ASK QUESTION OR PLISS APPLY?? [/quote] Mr Cork!

Mr Cork. You are one hell of a kind!

Oohrhii: Na wah ooOO..quite funny that all those who tend to analyse these text are not sharp atall.

@Op the girl dey whine you ni..trying to test your level of inteligence and your intent.

Now check this..
.......I dont want to really love you BECAUSE i am scared my love wont be returned.
Meaning: She already loves you alot already. But she is not sure you can reciprocate the affection she has for you.

........ Do you love me or you just want SE.X
Meaning because she already has a default number of love for you already.. She envisions a possibility of you having sex with her. Say maybe she happen to be with you alone in some place and you are kind of smart enough to sweet talk her.. there is a possibility even though she might not want it..she might not be able to resist it.But it would be a one off.

Now for the Grand Finale..

........ I COULD offer you the second but can i trust you with the first?

Oh...what a sharp girl you have there. Now because the possibility of the second as explained of happening..(she used could) she knows that she might not really be able to resist you..but only for some time and you might have your way.. but she is asking you if you can actually offer her the first.. that's a true good and reasonable love as she is offering..and all the other will be added unto you.

My Advise. She is a good girl in an unfortunate situation of love. If you truly think you can love her..just forget about the sex, support and others..as those are not even issues. just love her..and enjoy a nice cool relationship.These girl already luvs you enough that she would give you anything..just ask.>>but love her..and you have Everything for as long as you want.!

Bro LUV HER... GOOD GIRLS WITH GOOD LUV R RARE.

you cant hope to see the sun when you close your eyes...Just Open it.

Respect!

POLICE CAP: No be only......... Na lucozade boost

Nacl: SECURITY! SECURITY!! SECURITY!!!

LOL! Na so the bomb find hin way to the spot ordered by Shekau [quote author Police and greed!

[quote author=Okija_juju]NA LIE JOR!!

Nobody don ever use Otapiapia take cure Cough..

He is only winning in Golf because of his limitation.. Make ehn switch to Black girls and see his ministry move.. Ehn go even start to win Lawn Tennis, Football and rugby sef..

Make Tiger try any of these Nwa babies and make we see wether ehn no go graduate from Tiger to Lion ..

https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpvnxdDVVN1qb3zh1.gif - Kirikata Kwari Kwari Kwa.. [/quote]

Thank you all! I was so tensed up before now. Here I am now, laughing uncontrollably. God bless u all!

Yes! You can confirm form Bros J if you have any doubt!

See me see wahala o And I was thinking of spending my Salla holiday in KD

yuzedo: Yes o! I always pray that she is somewhere learning how to make Abacha, Ugba, Ofe-akwu, etc learning how to be productive + homely + graceful , not somewhere sucking d.i.c.k or sharing punny because i will just kill her for nothing!!!

[quote author=Mr_Anony]

royalengrTM: neva give up

God dey owe you?[/quote]

Jibwillz: I dey pray, dey beg my Future wife's present boy friend
to take it easy on some areas that will be vital for the
family ... Especially my children.

Walahi una no gbadun at all!

He sounds so much like GEJ

deshclones: Kettle calling pot black...like you are better off..wanimal

[quote author=::Andrew::]

Error of omittion.[/quote]You dey find palaver, palaver you go get ti ooooooooooo

Goes down on his knees in prayer..

Hmmn. The heart of a woman is indeed as deep as an ocean. You would be shocked if they let some secrets out.

This lady must have thought hiding the child from her man was the best alternative, and now it backfired. Like they say: you don't worry about what you don't know.

I'm saying this because there are just two possible outcomes: either you get pardoned or thrown out. The decision on which alternative to take unfortunately lies on where the troubled person "assumes" is "safer".

OP tell your friend to make a round-about turn and run for his life.

Wow! So much for a great country!

[quote author=Baba_Eleko]I'm not a religious bigot but I feel like saying IGBO KWENU!!!!![/quote]
my belle oooooooooooo

Junior would most likely, take it to another level. All round PIERCINGS!

I had been wondering if this particular act isn't going to be reported at all. This incidence took place about three weeks ago! Although, the explosives were packed as if they were silicone sealant, except for the detonators and some wires they came with.

The very baffling thing is the guy representing the importers, wasn't looking any disturbed. As far as he is concerned, the explosives were for legitimate use.

All I can see here is, a man deeply in love with his wife.
I commend your effort seriously, from what I've gathered, luvbird is your wife's sister?

Apparently, you don't get along with your inlaws. What you need to do now is:

find a way to reach to your wife and have a real heart to heart talk with her. I must stress it here, that on no circumstance should you yell at her or sound so terse.

Let her know you still love her, family interferance is what you have a problem with. I understand your bitterness. But, please have a leash on it, till you get her word, positive or not. If all fails, my brother, sad as it may sound, let it go! Love, should flow naturally and from both persons involved!

Carry on with your life!

Goodluck!

@ buzor, are you by any chance a civil engineer? U remind me of someone I met 7yrs ago (Ilorin).

You wait and see, soon you'd see ; Abdulfatah chijioke or Mathew O. Saifullah as a staff in thesame bank.
Nigeria 4u!

Wow! Some hot smoking truth!

Waiting on MASSOB's take on this.

Hmmm! Interesting story.

Inna Lillahi Wa ina ilaihi rojiuna

C'mon people! This stuff was written 11yrs ago! How does it the banking activities now? Lol!