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IKEMBA NNEWI: Se bobo yi gbadun ke? Gbeborun!

Yo ba furo re! With your head like okada seat!

IKEMBA NNEWI: Ore mi, iwo ni were

Pele o! Ore were

[quote author=FunnyPikin.com]You Likey ? Can You Carryey for 9 Monthey in your stomachey
Na Mouthey You Gettey, Go and Marryey [/quote]Chei!!! I don laff so tey, Water begin flow! Bros u worrey!

anitank: Lol @that question. Funny enough, few of the people I know who smoke weed are the smartest, most intelligent and the most innovative people I ever met as they happen to be my friends (not saying that all my friends smoke weed oo). I am not talking about the street touts who walk about with weeds in their hands. I mean bankers, engineers and real business men. So you see ,it's not about smoking weed being a bad thing, it's just that people have a wrong perception of it. As long as you know what you're doing. Personally I prefer weed to cigarette. While u get nothing from smoking cigarette, weeds gets you to that point where u feel this freedom and makes you feel in control, and if u're smart, that moment is the time you think about who you are, what you wanna do with your life and how you want to take charge of things

Ok I didn't just type all that .

Ahem! Confirm!!

On a whole new level!

mapomeji 1 of Canada!

De Tus: @CongoleseQueen, yeah..well, u can add me up online and indicate "Congolese chick" so i can accept your request. I would be busy pretty soon. My job is tough:-)

See your life!!!

Mindependent: Na dat one we dey call magun, you wan make I give am?

On a second thought, just free the guy.

Mindependent: Look here small boy! I repeat you don't know who I am o, as I said earlier you don't know who Is who on here. If you think say you get power or jazz.

Make i tell you! Jazz pass jazz, no vex me otherwise I go cast one spell on you now now, you no go fit enter woman again. Stupid boy

Abeg! Abeg!! Nor try dat thing ooo! Ha make e no e fit wetin? Okay just let am fit enter woman even if u no go allow am comot am. Biko!

;DLol! This has got to be the craziest thread on NL. See curses flying left right and centre. "Wonderment" hahaha! E don enter spiritual level self. Wey pastor Sk? E be like say e don go recess, lwkmd!

infohandsome: any adult lady that needs a smart,potent,vivacious and educated handsome guy for discreet,secret or open relationship should ring,text or ping me on bbm and whatsapp via 08037153833,07057059793, 23aa10e7.. Any location in Nigeria.. Ladies above 29 pls

Get a job! Lazy bone!

Sirniyeh: Nigerians wake-up! This is a ploy of Northerners as retarliation on Yara'dua's death. Watch out. I'm giving you the authentic that Notherners want to instal SAMBO before 2015 to continue till indefinite time.
I've had the preknowledge of Mr. President illness but it will be difficult to believe if I post online because I'm not a celebrity or a bishop or Alfa!
Nigerians please be watchful...as soon as Gej returns, he should sack all the kitchen staff as North is set to revenge the death of Yaradua.
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It's not under compulsion to believe this... A word is enough for the.....

This is one weighty allegation. How did you come up with these? mind to share?

OP. Sule Lamido is Jigawa State Governor not Adamawa, you may need to effect that correction.

Tonalphs: @op, Ur a badt cheat k, u shudnt b feelin guilty cos u fink shez kipin ha virginity 4 u becos u desev it or cos dats only wat shez got 2 ofa? Anyway kip on hypin ha virginity cos bein a v may probably get u guys a job in d white house cos i heard its na a CV 4 getn a beta job. But if u cant wait 4 dat tym, y dont u free d gal n den date som oda gal dat can gv u wat u want.
#clappin 4 u#

Struggling to make a meaning out of this. It must have been written in swahili.

Na wa o! So why weren't all these put in place to tackle boko haram? I think we would be seeing more when it gets to the presidential election. The seat of power matters most than human life. Just can't understand the rationale behind this "rare wisdom". Right now, I have lost hope in what is left in the country. So sad!

[quote author=isale_gan2]I haf died! Who's this Payless guy? I especially like the guy on the left. Can one's shoulder stand so straight and square?! And the awesome transistor radio. These are South Africans, surely. [/quote] . Una no go kill man pikin!

Na so! See penetrating look from Ameachi.

Clerverly: Oga, how do you normally manage to reconcile with your conscience at the close of the days work?

Conscience? He's got none! As all had been bought for a nickel! Smh

Daz all!

I can see u have mastered the skills of getting high, I'll forgive your total display of ignorance here. Perhaps you were in trance when your Uncle from Otueke exonerated your brothers from the creeks after the bomblast. Even though they came out to claim they were responsible. Well its no news, it has always been in the open that PDP is bokoharam and bokoharam is PDP kapish!

adepojuot: Quran...Muhammad's Own Words: Qur'an:9:88 "The Messenger and those who believe with him, strive hard and fight with their wealth and lives in Allah's Cause." Qur'an:9:5 "Fight and kill the disbelievers wherever you find them, take them captive, harass them, lie in wait and ambush them using every stratagem of war." Qur'an:9:112 "The Believers fight in Allah's Cause, they slay and are slain, kill and are killed." Qur'an:9:29 "Fight those who do not believe until they all surrender, paying the protective tax in submission." Ishaq:325 "Muslims, fight in Allah's Cause. Stand firm and you will prosper. Help the Prophet, obey him, give him your allegiance, and your religion will be victorious." Qur'an:8:39 "Fight them until all opposition ends and all submit to Allah." Qur'an:8:39 "So fight them until there is no more Fitnah (disbelief [non-Muslims]) and all submit to the religion of Allah alone (in the whole world)." What a
religion... Islam is indeed religion of peace

You may like to take a peep at Luke 19 : 27. International Version (NIV)

27 But those enemies of mine who did not want me to be king over them—bring them here and kill them in front of me.

ikwere militant: hw long wil it take we southernas to use our heads despite our education. Dont u no dat boko haram is existng becos gej is in gov.a xtian is rulimg.dont u no its an arewa agenda to stop gej at all cost.so if dy can kil souls cos of power,why should we be alieng wit dm,dy dnt deserve to rule us agan,let heavn fall

so, how does it makes sense to you that they are killing kids in the north simply because GEJ a christian and southerner is ruling? And resorted to channelling their grievance by killing their own as an arewa agenda? You better drop that jug of ogogoro you've been gulping.

Patiently waiting as more drama unfolds. PDP! More power to the powerful! Make una chop una shit! Nonsense.

Masha Allah! An interesting read, keep it coming brothers and sisters.

Hmn! Quite an interesting read. Thanks op.

mermaid kingdom: Ever i joined nl;o ve observed many coment mad my difrend trib in Nig. But i noticed that de yerubas are enemy of progress:nothing satisfy them::we knew that gej as an imperfect creature made some mistaks as a leader)but there are other scen he performed very well;what did u people want?if we ve gave u people so many chance to put our nation in a right place but u failed us;what we need is a person that can retore our nation dignity"that's all my fellow nigeria"if God be with gej do u think de whole of Nig can bring him dawn?dat is what u faild to understand""to be a leader is not by acident""there are some reson God allowed power to be in de north and sw for so long; every circle has an end;;your circle has end"""give way to de new genaration to restore our dignity.thanks

Wonderful!

After much lemming o!

Look closely, both of 'em are having two pair of shoes on. Funny dudes all the same
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Now c'mon! This lady in question should give corky a chance. I feel your pain dude. She's light skin?

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Kingsleyinfo: Here is a sound advice to all those passing out today......
As you hear the congratulatory messages, and the calls begin to come in, please remember, that the real journey has just begun, it is time to buckle up, and face the harsh realities of life, no one is gonna give you a chance, you must be willing to fight for it, some will be lucky to find jobs immediately, majority will sit at home wondering what is wrong with this country, while still others will be running to acquire more certificates, but in all that you do remember that the battle is not to the strong, neither the race to the swift...... It is the Lord that showeth mercy....
So if you are still wondering what life has in store for you, Please dont wonder anymore, life has nothing in store for you, only God has everything in stock for you, so reach out and take his hands, and let him guide you through this journey of life, because in him you are assured of success, no matter how tough the journey may be... Success is yours... Happy POP.......

Spot on!
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