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Hello Meshack,
Thanks for your post on this job opening. But please let's try to do it right gon this site.Did you notice that the information you gave is not complete?I mean you did not specify whether it is for:
1. Graduate Trainee Position
2. Experienced Applicants
3. Educational Qualifications for the post. e.t.c.
Pls try and post the complete details.
Look forward to your comprehensive post.
SHALOM!!!!

Hello House,
I was invited for the IBTC Bank test last Friday (27th July 2007) but was unable to attend due to PeoplePrime Graduate Recruitment Fair, the test was scheduled to hold at 76, Adetokunbo Ademola Str. V.I. at 9am.
The good news is that, they have agreed to invite me for the next test (date, time & venue not known yet), having called them to request for a recall.
Can those who did the test on Friday (27th July 2007) or any one in the house, give me details about the test and the test format ?
I promise to inform the house of the test date, time & venue as soon as I am invited.
Look forward to hearing from you soon.
SHALOM!!!!!!

Hello House,

Do anyone have the comprehensive list of the participating companies at the upcoming PeoplePrime's Graduate Recruitment Fair? If yes, Please inform us cos I am a bit worried about the time lapse in releasing this info, so we can start our individual research on them.
Remember it's just around the corner (26th -27th July 2007) and heard we're going to have not less than 30 companies present.
So tell me,where is the time to begin our research?
Well, I leave it open to the house for discussion.
SHALOM!

Hello,
I go take "lamba" ( or I mean number) 33.
Na Solo GSM bi dis, 08034390178 & 08058316919.
Thank u oooo.

Dear Nairalanders!

Accion MfB is inviting for a test on 21/07/2007 at VI pry Sch, Aboyale Cole opp. MOBIL,Time: 1:00pm
This is urgent. Please can anyone tell me their test format? I will appreciate it a lot.
Looking forward to hearing from you soon.
Thanks.

Hello tee_ys,
Thanks for your post.But I think we are still not getting things done the right way in this forum.
I believed it has been reiterated times without number that will should always [b]keep the house informed on invitation for test,the venue, date and time,b4 asking for the format of such test.[/b]Otherwise, the objective of this forum is defeated.
Now, dear,kindly do the right thing by posting all these information.
Hope to hear from you SOON.
I have a clue to the TEST FORMAT, just do the right thing FIRST.

Hello House,
Pls can u inform me of the companies likely to participate in the upcoming Graduate Recruitment Fair-July 2007.
I want to be informed before hand so as to do my research b4 People Prime inform us of them.This is because I envisage a situation whereby they (Pprime) may not keep us posted on time due to some logistic problems, just like the one encountered b4 we were eventually invited for the fair.( Anyway, Thumbs-up for Pprime for the excellent job done so far)
I look 4ward to hearing from you all soon.
SHALOM!

Hello paulomivi,

paulomivi:
u people here are selfisl i might be wrong anyway every day, here and there i got invitations, how long will take u to mention the avenue,time for the last for our gatecrashers.
please brothers the avenue is nigeria law school,ozumba mbadiwe v. i. time 13.00 so it is given in my invitation letter.it could be 1.30 am pl verify the time o.k.

Thanks for the info.but u fail to mention the DATE ( i mean day, month and year e.g. 15/7/2007) Pls make necessary amendment.Thanks.SHALOM!

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Our client, a Niger Delta Militant Group with branches in strategic locations throughout all the six South-South states of Nigeria is seeking to expand its operations to Abuja , the Federal Capital territory. This expansion has brought about vacancies for qualified and experienced young officers. The positions are:

Area Head, Kidnapping:

The successful applicant who will report to the Executive Council, and the Executive Director, Abuja , is expected to possess the following competencies:

1) Minimum of 10 years experience in militant agitation. (Membership of Al-qaeda, Hamas or other similar organisation will be an added advantage)

2) Fluent knowledge of Hausa, Ijaw, English, Italian and German

3) Expert ability to distinguish between Oyinbos and Albinos

4) Ability to swim in deep waters

5) Ability to recognise fake/marked naira notes by sight

6) Ability to easily recognise all Senators and Ministers of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Evidence of previous successful kidnap of BIG MEN must be provided (pictures preferable)


Photographer:

1) Minimum of 5 years experience taking photos in war zones. (Domestic fights do not qualify as war zones for these purposes)

2) Proficiency in the use of explosives as camera lighting.

3) Knowledge of the different skin tones of expatriates, as an aid to taking high-quality pictures, is a must.

4) Proficiency in the use of Adobe Photoshop, and Internet photo uploading software is a must.

Please include a portfolio of previous photo-samples (must contain kidnapped persons OR be taken in war-zones OR be nightshots in blackspots like Oshodi, 3rd Mainland bridge, Apongbon, etc)


Militant Trainee:

1) Candidates must be between the ages of 13 and 50, be at least 4m tall, and may be male or female.

2) Minimum of Nursery School/Kindergarten certificate.

3) Jobless university graduates, and serving policemen will be given special consideration.

4) Possession of jungle boots and face mask is a must.

5) Preference will be given to persons with knowledge of foreign European languages, and persons with the ability to swim.


Renumeration:

Very attractive, competitive, and comparable with industry standards (payments in foreign currencies).

Official guns, boats and grenades will be provided.

Excellent training, involving offshore secondment ( Iraq , Afghanistan etc) from time to time

Regular appearance on CNN, Alaaroye, Time Magazine, The Economist and other International magazines.

Excellent networking opportunities with Nigerian politicians, oil magnates, and foreign businessmen.


Interested applicants should forward their applications and detailed curriculum militae within two weeks to:
militant_recruitmen t@OsamaConsulting.com

Source:  http://jobvacancyalerts..com/

Exciting Job Opportunities in the Niger Delta
Our client, a Niger Delta Militant Group with branches in strategic locations throughout all the six South-South states of Nigeria is seeking to expand its operations to Abuja , the Federal Capital territory. This expansion has brought about vacancies for qualified and experienced young officers. The positions are:

Area Head, Kidnapping:

The successful applicant who will report to the Executive Council, and the Executive Director, Abuja , is expected to possess the following competencies:

1) Minimum of 10 years experience in militant agitation. (Membership of Al-qaeda, Hamas or other similar organisation will be an added advantage)

2) Fluent knowledge of Hausa, Ijaw, English, Italian and German

3) Expert ability to distinguish between Oyinbos and Albinos

4) Ability to swim in deep waters

5) Ability to recognise fake/marked naira notes by sight

6) Ability to easily recognise all Senators and Ministers of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Evidence of previous successful kidnap of BIG MEN must be provided (pictures preferable)


Photographer:

1) Minimum of 5 years experience taking photos in war zones. (Domestic fights do not qualify as war zones for these purposes)

2) Proficiency in the use of explosives as camera lighting.

3) Knowledge of the different skin tones of expatriates, as an aid to taking high-quality pictures, is a must.

4) Proficiency in the use of Adobe Photoshop, and Internet photo uploading software is a must.

Please include a portfolio of previous photo-samples (must contain kidnapped persons OR be taken in war-zones OR be nightshots in blackspots like Oshodi, 3rd Mainland bridge, Apongbon, etc)


Militant Trainee:

1) Candidates must be between the ages of 13 and 50, be at least 4m tall, and may be male or female.

2) Minimum of Nursery School/Kindergarten certificate.

3) Jobless university graduates, and serving policemen will be given special consideration.

4) Possession of jungle boots and face mask is a must.

5) Preference will be given to persons with knowledge of foreign European languages, and persons with the ability to swim.


Renumeration:

Very attractive, competitive, and comparable with industry standards (payments in foreign currencies).

Official guns, boats and grenades will be provided.

Excellent training, involving offshore secondment ( Iraq , Afghanistan etc) from time to time

Regular appearance on CNN, Alaaroye, Time Magazine, The Economist and other International magazines.

Excellent networking opportunities with Nigerian politicians, oil magnates, and foreign businessmen.


Interested applicants should forward their applications and detailed curriculum militae within two weeks to:
militant_recruitmen t@OsamaConsulting.com

Source: http://jobvacancyalerts..com/

Hello jagunjagun,
Kindly post the venue, date and time for the house to read, and I am pretty sure your request of knowing the format will be granted immediately. I assure you.
And not the other way round.OK
We must learn to obey the rules on this forum,so that the objective of this forum will not be defeated.
SHALOM

Hello og2711 ,
Thanks 4 ur observation.I thought as much but was wary on jumping to conclusion.
Nairalanders!! Please shine ur eyes
Dont say I didnt warn u.
SHALOM

jhendor,Thanks for the info.
Please can u check d web address posted and try to correct b4 resending.
SHALOM.

OIL JOB GRADUATE TRAINEE POSITION

A consultant firm is recruiting fresh graduate for its client who recently bought an oil-well in Nigeria and about to develop it. Apply because I discovered is working. Only
If you have the following requirement:
A. Degree, HND, NCE and ND with Upper credit, Merit
B. Consultant fee of #500 to Olusola O. of Acct. 0110001013613 (Oceanic Bank)
C Use the number of the payment slip as subject of your e-mail
D. Send your curriculum vitae and current passport photograph to the Head of Human Resource: chrisdhumrs@yahoo.co.uk

Source: http://jobvacancyalerts..com/

Hello Dear Nairalanders,
I must confess that I was a bit worried when some members of this house informed us of their invitation for the fair, when I didn't receive such invitation.
Anyway, this anxiety was quelled when I personally contacted PeoplePrime to hear from the proverbial horse's mouth.
I can reliably inform the house that only the result for Abuja and P/Harcourt venues are out ( LAGOS VENUE RESULT NOT YET OUT).
So, "Lagosians" let's keep our fingers crossed.
SHALOM

N.B. You can call PeoplePrime on these numbers to attest to this: 01-7911639, 01-7609370, 01-4960589

Thanks Coolish, for the post on Wealth Creation.
I am highly interested but will need detailed explanation on how this scheme operate and work.
Contact me on: solomonyomi@keromail.com.
SHALOM!

Hello Rowlandwhy,
Thanks 4 your concern. I was not aware of the submission of CV when it was on.Please, can I still submit my CV,expecting to be invited for a test afterwards?
I look forward to your prompt response.
Thanks.
SHALOM.

Hello dear,
I think Daray is right.Let's always authenticate any info, before posting them on this thread.
Access is recruiting 2.1 from all Nigerian Universities (whether Federal, State or Private).
Please feel free to apply if u are qualified.
Thanks.

Hello antis,
Thanks for your post on CV submission in Access Bank.
I had an interview sometimes in May (specifically May 24) but yet to hear from Access Bank since then.
Would be glad if u can be of help, in knowing my fate.
U can contact me on this email: solomonyomi@keromail.com
Look forward to hearing from you.
Thanks.

Hello omobamital,

I did the test about 3 weeks ago.
The test is very simple. It follows the pattern of Normal Nigerian Job GMAT i.e. Quantitative Reasoning,Verbal aptitude,logical reasoning and some Current Affairs questions. Just make sure you work with time.
I wish you the best.

Please Mr Ijebu man don't curse him for "by their fruit and name we shall know them"
His name speaks for him.He is really crazyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

N.B. Have you ever wondered why someone will just decide to give himself an appellation that is cruel and bad?  A FOOD FOR THOUGHT

Hello Mr First "Clash".sorry I mean, First Class,

Ebey like say nobi u sweat 4 that result.because if na u sweat 4 am, u no go sound di way u dey sound.(no trace of self confidence and command in your write up)
This is what we have been saying on this site,we (Nigerians) should stop celebrating degrees (whose genuity could not be ascertain).
I don't mean 2 castigate Mendax, (I can never do that at all) rather i will like to encourage him to take the bold step in submitting his CV to blue-chip companies and he will be employed if he can "PROVE"and "DEFEND" his CV.
Thanks

Hello House,
Pls can someone tell me the latest on Celtel Employment (Call Centre Agent) in Oghara,Delta State.
What is happening in Celtel??
Can anybody out there tell me why it is taking them this long to invite for employment after the interview in Jan and Feb.
I am waiting 4 ur reply.
Thanks

Hello 2 all Nairalanders,

I will like to suggest here that Mcchimo and Badero be de-listed from this forum as they have both displayed a high sense of immaturity by using obnoxious and abusive languages on this site.
Please note that the main aim of this site to assist one another and not otherwise.
Both of u should please have a rethink.
Thanks.

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Hello House,
Can someone plz explain, in clear language,how this so-called investment companies make their return after doling out such huge sum of money to contributors as pay-offs.
They include WealthSolutions, Pennywise,Casfhseed etc
Stay blessed

Hello House,
Can anyone please feed me in on these investment coys:
--Pennywise
--Cashseed and other investment outfits in Ibadan and Nigeria generally.And tell me how genuine they are. I mean do they really give out pay offs after u might have invested?
Please let me know before I take a decision on whether to join the scheme or not.

Hello House,
Can anyone please feed me in on these investment coys:
--[b]Pennywise
--Cashseed and other investment outfits in Ibadan and Nigeria generally.[/b]And tell me how genuine they are. I mean do they really give out pay offs after u might have invested?
Please let me know before I take a decision on whether to join the scheme or not.
Thanks

Hi. I am also interested. u can send details to my email: solomonyomi@yahoo.com
.Pls indicate the amount needed to complete a Masters degree in Agricultural Economics and the pre-requisite for admission.
Thanks.

hello,
I also need more info on this.You can send it to my mail: solomonyomi@keromail.com

"if naija no get jobs to give man pikin, man pikin no have choice but to go where the job dey" Abi I lie

Hello Nairalanders,
I successfully submit my application by receiving a confirmation. but there is no tracking code in the confirmation.
Should I re-register so that I can receive a tracking code?or would i be penalised for double registration?
pls i need your candid opinion.
Thanks.